Disclaimer: I don't own it… blah blah blah
Hey everyone. This is, obviously, the 4th chapter to Yami Springer.
Joey: In which we start our first, and last, episode!
Seto: Thankfully, I doubt anyone would actually watch it….
Yugi: Well on with the chapter and don't forget to review ok?
/ The Windex of Doom/
Yugi/staring at the destroyed studio/ who could have done this… OO
Seto: Oh yeah I REALLY wonder….--;;;
Yami: hehe…. /innocent look/
Joey//hanging from ceiling light/ HEY LOOK EVERYONE I CAN FLY!
Yugi/Yami: OO! JOEY NO!
Joey: Here I come. /falls/ SOMEONE SAVE ME!
Seto/calculates where Joey will land/…. I see…. /side steps/
Yami: huh/Joey lands on him/ Xx….. Oww…..
Seto/snicker/
Joey: Aw… yam yam you broke my fall /hug/
Yami: Xx…
Seto: well… until the loser gains consciousness I guess we'll have to clean the studio up….
Yugi/grabs broom/ YAY! IT'S CLEANUP TIME! WHISTLE WHILE YOU WORK /whistles/ WHISTLE WHILE YOU---- /stops and looks at seto and Joey/
Joey/Seto: …….
Yugi/sweat drop/ don't make fun of me…../continues sweeping/
/ five minutes into the cleaning process/
Joey: well Yami has miraculously revived and is now helping with the cleaning. /check/ Well that's about everything. I think we'll be able to start the show soon, once everything else is together and- Seto what are you doing?
Seto/kissing Joey's neck/ …..
Joey: um… we should be working not…..hmmm……/moan/
Seto/naughty grin/ let's take this elsewhere….
Joey/Seto/Runs of to nearby closet/
Yami/walks by/ I wonder where they went…..
Kuro: Hello you must be yami. My name is Kuro and I will be your camera man for today. /Hears Joey moan loudly/ what was that?
Joey: Seto harder!
Yami: Ermm… that's nothing important…Wait how do you know my name?
Kuro: well that sign over there said so…. /point to poster on door/
/ Sign reads: 100,000,000 dollars for the murder of Yami Atemu please send any proof of murder to Mr. Seto Kaiba at the given address. Thank You for your time. /
Yami: --;;; figures….
Kuro/thinks for a moment/ I could you some extra cash…. /pulls our rifle/ Sorry man….
Yami/THINK FAST/….. /pulls out some Windex/…. --;;; /Ra hates me I just know it/
Kuro/Pulls trigger/… nothing happened… /checks gun/ Oh no bullets, I'll be back don't go anywhere?
Yami: oh… ok then. /sits and waits while knitting a vest/
Yugi/runs in/ Yami I saw what happened are you ok/out of breathe/
Yami: Chill my hikari. I'm just waiting for him to come back, he didn't have any bullets. Silly homicidal killer…/chuckle/
Yugi: OO….you're waiting for him?
Yami/pulls up vest/ Do you think this will fit you?
Yugi: YAMI HE"S COMING BACK DO SOMETHING!
Yami: He is? Ok then. /pulls out Windex/
Yugi: Windex… he's a goner…
Kuro: See you on the other side- WHAT THE HELL!
Joey/naked/ what? I just came to get some lube erm I mean lotion… my skin is dry…. Yeah….
Yugi: OO /nosebleed/faints/
Yami: niiice…
Kuro/drools/
Joey: My I didn't know I had so many fans /smiles/walks away/
Kuro/drops gun by yami and continues to drool/
Yami/see's gun// Now's my chance// sprays kuro in the face with Windex/ TAKE THAT!
Kuro: NO NOT THE WINDEX! IM MELTING/melts into a puddle/…
Yami: hmmm… /mops him up and tosses mop out of window/ Well that's taken cared of.
/ an hour later/
Yugi: well… the studio audience is here and is ready. And I believe that everyone who should be here is here… and everything else is in check. Now the only thing that is missing is…. Seto and Joey. I haven't seen Seto at all since we started to clean up and I haven't seen Joey since… well…. Since that incident. Where could they be? And WHAT could they be doing?
Yami: Oh I think the question really is HOW are they doing it/snicker/
Yugi: now yami, I know seto and Joey are….erm… sexually active. But they have enough sense and dignity to NOT do that kind of stuff in a professional setting. Right?
Yami: Wrong. /points/
Joey: Hey guys…
Seto…
Yugi: Joey… why are your clothes wrinkled so much?
Joey/looks at seto accusingly/ I TOLD you not to toss my clothes when you took them off. I'm NOT going on stage looking like this. /Walks of to change/
Yugi: OO!
Yami: What happened to your shirt Kaiba?
Seto: Joey ripped it off… he can be kind of wild when in the moment… it's quite nice. /shrug/
Joey: I'm back. / Is wearing tight cut of shorts and a tank/ let's roll.
Yugi: Joey isn't that a bit revealing?
Joey: No…if can't wear short shorts than Yami can't wear leather.
Yami: OH GOD NO! IN ALL THAT IS HOLY DON'T TAKE MY LEATHER AWAY FROM ME!
Yugi/sigh/ fine fine… let's just get this over with. I'll be in the tech room working the control panels. I WILL be watching from the TV screens so please don't do anything bad.
Joey/walks off to stage/ we won't.
Seto/slaps Joey's butt/
Joey: OO/blush/
Seto/smile/
Yugi: sigh… well let's get ready. The show starts in 5 minutes. I hope everyone can be ready in that time….
Yami/smile/ don't worry. I'll take care of everything. /skips off and crashes into food table/ Xx
Yugi//that's what I'm afraid of/
End ch 4
Thanks and I in the next chapter they will start the show and there will be a few surprises. Some cheating going on and a strop show as well. So review and you'll get a cookie and a seto/Joey holding hands plushy. Ja ne minna san!