Joey: Medoriko does not own yugioh or any of its characters…
Chapter 5: The Truth comes out.
Yugi: watching TV screen I sure hope this doesn't blow up in our faces… again…
/ on stage/
Assistant director: Ok and we're on in 5, 4,3,2,1 /signals for yami to start/
Yami: Oh are we on/confused look/
Camera Man/whispers/ Yami we're on…
Yami: OO! OH! Oops… um... Welcome to Yami Springer. I'm your host… Yami/strikes a pose/
Seto: lame…
Yami: Um… today's episode… Love, Truth and Lies.
Joey/wait… that wasn't what we agreed on/ …
Yami: Our guests today included the very rich and cunning Seto Kaiba
Fan girls: WE LOVE YOU SETO! MARRY US!
Joey/takes out sniper/ I wonder long it would take me to hide so many dead bodies….
Fan Girls: Oo; sorry…
Seto: Good puppy!
Yami: ermm… anyways that would be Seto's golden and very psychotic lover Joey.
/silence/
Joey: APPLAUD DAMNIT!
/Everyone applauds in fear for their lives/
Yami: Um… and there will be many more guests and surprised when as the progress. Now, first off Seto tell us a little about you and Joey's relationship.
Seto: Well Yami, me and the puppy have been together for two years now. /sigh/ it all started with that glorious night in that closet… a tad bit cramped but it did the job… than there was the time we were at the library and…
Yami: WE GET IT! Anyways, so I'm sure you believe that your relationship is secure… right?
Seto: Well yes… unless the puppy had been bad… /looks at Joey/
Joey: hehe….;;;
/doorbell sound rings/
Audience: ooo…..
Joey/oh no…/
Yami: Let's bring out our new guest…DUKE DEVLIN!
Fan girls: YAY DUKE!
Duke: Ah yes… its time for someone to confess…
Seto: --; I don't like where this is going.
Joey: um… seto. I didn't mean for it to happen but… I slept with Duke. ;
Seto: OO! YOU DID WHAT?
Joey: I'm sorry… it happened so fast. Besides, I don't think it's relevant because you and I weren't even together than anyways…Duke forced me into it…/sniffle/tear/ I… I didn't want it… /sob/
Audience: awww…..
Duke: aw come on/… no one's gonna believe that on…
Yami: It's... so… sad. /blows nose/
Duke: --;; I stand corrected.
Seto/pats Joey on the back/ its ok puppy. I won't let the dice freak hurt you anymore.
Joey/sniffle/
Duke: Not fair --
Yami: Well it seems that Joey and Kaiba won't be splitting any time soon. So Duke just waited his time. Isn't life grand?
Duke: I hate you all --
Yami: That's nice now lets get to a commercial break and we'll return with some more Yami Springer.
Assistant: 5 minutes until break time is over.
Joey/seto/runs off to closet again/
Yami: Hmm… I think that we'll need some more action…A HA! I know what to do. /evil chuckle/
Yami/on cell phone/ yeah Tea Joey said you could use his new car. Yeah it's a red car... I believe it's a 2001 Eclipse Spyder. Yep the one Seto got him for his Birthday. … Yes I know it's strange for him to do that but… he said you're such a good friend…
Tea: But I can't drive yet. Are you sure? Why didn't he call me instead of you?
Joey: SETO!
Yami: He's busy right now… and wanted me to tell you. You can practice on it. ;;; /Joey's gonna kill me for this one but it'll be worth it/
Tea: Well…. Ok than. I'll be by to pick it up at the studio. /hangs up/
Yami: And the plot thickens. /evil chuckle/
DUN DUN DUUUUUNNN!
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