Hi everyone. It's me medoriko with the 6th and second to last chapter of Yami Springer. Well now that that's said… lets get on with the show. And DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW! Kay?
Oh and I don't own it…
Chapter 6: The Wheels on the Bus…
Where we last left our favorite yugioh cast; Duke (in some lame attempt to humiliate Joey) made Joey confess that he was with Duke for one night.
Joey: Yeah that was the lousiest five minutes of my life…--;;
And Yami has decided it would be a great idea to lend tea Joey's Eclipse spider sports car for an evening drive…Now lets continue shall we?
Yami: Annnddd… we're back with more Yami Springer. Our next guests are professional models who want to see our guests strut their stuff. Please welcome our model judges.
Audience/applauds/
Judge #1: Yes thanks for having us Yami.
Yami: And you are going to Judge our "annual" Yami Springer Model contest.
Judge #2: Yes, there will be many categories to win. There will be the cutest model, the sexiest model, the most likely to sleep with someone in the casting to win model, and finally the better blonde model. /nod nod/
Yami: Well than let's meet out contestants. First off we have Ryou!
Girls: AWWW/gushes/
Ryou: Oh dear…/blush/
Yami: We also have Marik Ashtray! snicker
Marik: IT'S ISHTAR YOU IDIOT PHAROAH/fumes/
Yami: Right Right, we also have Duke Devlin.
Duke/runs out/ yeah!
Girls: You hurt Joey! You suck/boo's/
Duke: --
Yami: And finally, our ever so sexy Joey Wheeler.
Joey/comes out naked/I've always wanted to do this/ LOOK AT ME IM NAKED/turns around and smacks his butt/
Guys: OO! drools
Girls: applauds
Joey/posing in suggestive positions/
Seto: Oh no you don't covers Joey up with a towel
Joey/giggle/
Yami: errmm... well let's start our first contest. /looks at card and does a double take/ umm… the casual robe contest/shrugs/
/in tech room/
Yugi: Oo…so wrong…
/back on stage/
Yami: Come on out you guys.
/Audience whistles an cheers/
Ryou/ wearing a cute light blue robe with snowflakes on it/
Marik/wearing a flashy red robe with flames on it/ Kick Ass!
Joey/wearing a VERY short white robe/ silky….
Yami: Alright now for the next contest…umm… the club wear contest?
Ryou: OO! Club wear/but I don't go to clubs…/
/5 minutes later/
Yami: alright let's bring them out!
Ryou/wearing one of bakura's leather pants… and nothing else. / …. /girls aww../
Marik/wearing dark red leather pants, a red tank, and matching boots/ I'm so sexy…/waves to crowd/
Joey/wearing black leather daisy dukes¹, one shoulder strapped tank, boots, a dog collar, and a whip/cracks whip/im into bondage…. /winks at seto/
Seto/smirk/ I know…
Yami: Ok and our judges have made their decisions…let's announce the winner of our contests.
/Malik walks in/
Malik: where the hell am I? Oo…Marik?
Marik/waves/
Malik/drools/
M&M/leaves to go do other things…/
Yami: umm… well let's continue…
Judge: The winner of the cutest model contest is…/drum roll/ Ryou!
Ryou: OO! I WON/tears up/ I want…to thank all the little people out there… THANK U YUGI!
/tech room/
Yugi: ¬¬ not funny…
/back on stage/
Judge: The winner of both the sexiest model contest and the slut contest is
JOEY WHEELER!
Joey: not a slut…BUT IM HELLA SEXY!
Yami: And that concludes out contest for this year! More fun and more secrets after the break.
Camera Man/whispers/ we're running out of tape sir….
Yami: Or… we could just forget the commercial and continue with more of the show!
/door bell rings/
Audience: ooo…
Seto: This is really getting lame…¬¬;
Yami: Let's bring out our next surprise guest… Sakuya minamoto.
Sakuya: Im here to tell you something seto…
Seto: errm… how about later?
Sakuya: Im pregnant and YOU'RE the father!
Audience: shouts and cheers
Joey: I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU WERE SCREWING YOUR SECRETARY!
Seto: puppy please…
Joey: How long? Seto…
Seto: It was the time you and I had gotten into a fight… if I could take it back I would.
Sakuya: oh please… like he really wanted u anyways…/smirks/
Joey: OH HELL NO/jumps to fight/
Yami: Wait… it says here that Sakuya is a…guy? Oo…
Sakuya: My mom gave me a feminine name…/blush/
Joey/pulls out scythe blade/ Girl or guy I don't care… IM GONNA KILL YOU! Mother!$#$#
Joey/being held back by the guards/ you damned slut!
Sakuya: Look at you. Im not the one who sleeps with everybody.
Joey: That was BEFORE I got with Seto! Ugly son of a $
Sakuya: SLUTTY &(&$
Joey: ANAL &&#$!
Audience: JERRY JERRY!
Yami: HEY THIS IS MY SHOW!
Audience: ermm… YAMI YAMI!
Yami: better…
Seto: erm… guys?
Joey: SETO HOW COULD YOU/sobs/
Yami: actually he isn't pregnant….
Everyone: OO!
Yami: The DNA test came back negative… he isn't pregnant…who would have thought…
Sakuya: But…but…/guards drag him out/
Yami: Oh dear… so where does this leave you guys?
Joey: I don't know… Seto I may have been with Duke but that was before you and I were together… how could you do this to me?
Seto/pulls out a long black velvet box/ Here… maybe this will help…
/ Inside is a clean cut triple diamond necklace worth a load of cash/
Seto: Joey… that night I was with him… I was drunk from the wine we had consumed… I would never do that to you…im sorry…
Joey/looks at necklace/… ok sure!
Yami: OO! That's it? Where's the drama?
Joey: Sorry yam yam…
Car Tailor: Um… is there a MR. Wheeler present? OO! IM ON TV? HI MOM/waves/
Seto: idiot ¬¬
Joey: Yes, that would be me? Why?
Tailor: Um.. well your Eclipse Spyder was crashed into a wall and we wanted to tell you that
Your car was crashed into a brick wall and the insurance will cover that.
Seto/pulls out load of cash and gives it to tailor/ You're a smart guy… go and buy the exact same
Car… if you don't return… I will find you…/murderous look/
Seto: what did I tell you about lending your car to your friends…?
Joey: I didn't…. hey mister. What did the person driving it look like?
Tailor: Well… it was a she… she had brown hair, blue eyes and talked a helluva lot about
Friendship. Here's the pictures of the damage.
Yami: Gee… I wonder…¬¬
Joey/sits in shock /twitch/
Tailor: oh and there was a duel monsters deck in there too… but it was all burned ot a crisp… and a few other expensive things…
Joey/staring at the pictures while violently twitching/ ……
Seto: puppy… now calm down…
Joey: I…am….going…to… KILL THAT WASTE OF UGLY SKIN/ grabs machete and runs out of the studio/
Seto: Oh well... another loser about to die… sad I can't see it…
Yami: on the contrary my friend…/puts hand on Seto's shoulder./
Seto: Don't touch me. --
Yami/removes hand/ umm… I have a camera attached to tea… so we'll see everything form her eyes. Once we get it working… let's take a SHORT commercial break and we'll be right back.
Seto: I hate this - -;;
TBC
Well all I can say is that tea is in BIG trouble…lol.
¹ Daisy Dukes: Shorts that come right up under your butt cheeks. How fetching on our favorite puppy
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Ryou: JA/eats some crumpets/