Disclaimer: even if I did own DBZ would you believe me.

Alanis Morissette's song Narcissus is hers and not mine. huff

This is a story that has a songish beginning but turns into a story. A little OOC but its not over the top. Every time I heard this song I thought of Vegeta and wanted to do this and thanks to sportschickVLVR for breaking my writer's block!

I may have forgotten something so if I did let me know.

Just You

Dear momma's boy I know you've had your butt licked by your mother
I know you've enjoyed all that attention from her
And every woman graced with your presence after
Dear narcissus boy I know you've never really apologized for anything
I know you've never really taken responsibility
I know you've never really listened to a woman

Bulma was listening to Alanis Morissette while sunbathing by the pool.

"This song is soooo Vegeta to a T" she said with a huff. She all of a sudden screamed and jerked up completely drenched. She looked up and there was Vegeta in the pool. Judging by the pools volume going down by half, he had just done a cannonball. "YOU IDIOT!" He swam up to her "Imagine that, you got wet sitting by the pool" " I WAS SUN BATHING!" Vegeta jumped out and landed by her, drenching her some more. She fumed more. He yanked the headphones away from her, making her scream, "lets see what sounds soooo much like me" he mocked as he put the plugs in his ears

Dear self centered boy I don't know why I still feel affected by you
I've never lasted very long with someone like you
I never did although I have to admit I wanted to
Dear magnetic boy you've never been with anyone who doesn't take your shit
You've never been with anyone who's dared to call you on it
I wonder how you'd be if someone were to call you on it

And any talk of willingness
And any talk of both feet in
And any talk of commitment
Leaves you running for the door

"The prince of saiyans does not run" looking dead at her. not wanting to be outdone she remarked coolly "most people run from their emotions rather than talk about them" "what's to talk about" "well is there anything you wanna get off your chest" or on it, like me he leaned in a little bit "yes there is" Bulma tried to control it but felt her self getting red "tell your mother to stop hitting on me!" and walked away. "OHHH" she yelled silently went "damn it" seeing as how she was already wet she decided to go swimming. Vegeta's saiyan hearing heard the last bit and thought what the hell was that about. he went inside to get something to eat.

A few minutes later he was back outside. "WOMAN THERE IS NO FOOD"

"Not my problem" she said lazily doing backstrokes. "oh its going to be your problem" and blasted all the water out of the pool. Bulma was unfortunately in the deep end when this happened and had quite the fall. "YOU SORRY SON OF A OWWWW" she griped as she tried to move. "HA, should have fixed me lunch" She was in an unnatural position with a painful look on her face, Vegeta felt uncomfortable looking at her. "GET UP YOU WEAKLING" she wasn't paying any attention to him. Vegeta flew down there. "oh shit" he said quietly. He picked her up, her whining the whole time and flew back to the house.