Road Trip
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"That's such a simple plan, Beast Boy could've thought of it." Raven thought.
"Hey! I heard that!" Terra thought at Raven. Raven just glared at her.
"Alright. Titans GO!" Robin said, raising one arm in the air triumphantly. They all looked at him like he was crazy, especially Starfire (You have no idea how creepy it would be to see yourself yelling Titans GO!) Robin looked around at the other Titans and sighed. "Cyborg can you just get the car?"
"Sure Robin, but I'm so short now my feet probably won't reach the peddles." Cyborg said.
"Hey, who are you calling short metal butt?" Beast Boy said, angrily.
"You!" They glared at each other.
"And some how they manage to be even stupider then I thought possible." Raven said in her normal monotone voice. Starfire and Terra both laughed at this.
"CYBORG, CAN YOU PLEASE JUST GET THE CAR!" Robin yelled. All other sounds stopped. A tumbleweed rolled past.
"But man, I seriously am too short." Cyborg said. Beast Boy grumbled at this. Raven had gotten irritated and left.
"So um what's the plan again?" Beast Boy asked, quickly forgetting the short comment.
"We just don't use our powers. I mean that Brain Stealer is a wimp anyway." Terra responded.
"But friends how do we get there? It would take hours to walk." Starfire, who was now trying to take off Robin's mask it was really itchy, asked.
"Well I-" Robin was cutoff by the T-Car coming into view.
"WHO'S DRIVING MY BABY!" Cyborg asked, panicking. The T-Car pulled up in front of them. The window lowered to reveal Terra (Actually Raven) was driving the car.
"Are you gonna stand there with your mouths wide open or are you gonna get in the car?" Raven asked trying to ignore their weird looks.
"But… But…"
Cyborg began, he then remembered that it was HIS car. "I CALL
SHOTGUN!" And with that he jumped into the passenger's seat. The
other Titans crammed themselves into the back.
"How are y'all
back there?" Cyborg asked gleefully as Raven sullenly drove the car
along the highway. This remark earned Cyborg many glares. He just
grinned.
"Raven, you just missed the exit!" Robin said from the back.
"I did not now be quiet and fix your hair you look like you crawled out of a dumpster." Raven said irritably. Robin had not in fact brushed his hair (Actually Starfire's hair) since they switched. Starfire grinned at him and handed him a pink hairbrush, which she had just found.
"Hey, that's mine!" Terra said as Starfire handed him the brush.
"Sorry friend, but Robin is in dire need." Robin took the brush and looked at as though it were going to explode in his face. Beast Boy could hardly keep himself from laughing. Even Raven thought this was quite funny.
"Raven, I think that was the exit." Cyborg said.
"Look I know where I'm going." Raven said, her eyes glued to the road. Beast Boy and Terra were now laughing extremely hard because Starfire now had to brush Robin's hair (Robin was doing a crappy job) and Robin was beginning to tear.
"Alright Star you can stop now!" Robin said, desperately trying to hide that it really hurt.
"Nonsense friend Robin, I've only run the brush through your hair once." Starfire said and continued brushing. Robin was biting his lip. Who in their right mind would do this everyday! IT HURTS! Robin thought.
"I would." Terra said to Robin. Everyone except Raven looked at her like she was crazy.
"Um would what?" Beast Boy asked.
"Brush my hair everyday." Everyone except for Raven was really confused now.
"Um ok?" Robin said, confused.
"You just said 'Who in their right mind would do this everyday?'" Terra said, almost as confused as everyone else.
"Ter, he didn't say anything. Except for" Beast Boy now mimicked Robin's in pain voice "'Alright Star you can stop now!'"
"Oh did I ever tell you guys I can hear your thoughts?" Raven said, nonchalantly still glaring at the road. Everyone's jaw dropped.
"Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?" Cyborg said.
"Um yeah. Must have slipped my mind." There was silence, but for Terra it was quite loud. She just sat there and endured.
"RAVEN! THE EXIT!" Robin yelled. The car skidded to a stop on the shoulder. Raven turned around looking scarily angry, it was quite weird seeing this on Terra's face.
"Alright, Robin. I have flown around this city 52 times. Have been driven through it 27 timed. Driven through it 33 times. And walked through it 65 times. I know where I'm going." With that the car started moving again and Raven narrowly swerved to make it into the exit.
The rest of the car ride was very silent except for a few yelps from Robin who was still getting his hair brushed.
A/N: I'M BAAAAAAAAAAACK! Thank you for waiting so long.
