I realized something yesterday. I really hate dragons, especially one that torches Eliwood. I can't beat the final chapter, IT'S NOT FAIR!!! But I am surprised that people liked my Erk and Nino story so much. Lastly, I am going to add humor and angst to this.

Discalimer: I do not own fire emblem, but I do own a bat, that I will hurt people with if they don't review.

We join Sain, as he sneaks his way into Erk and Nino's tent. He stared at Nino with a gleam of lust in his eyes.

"Oh what a luscious creature, that skin, so smooth, that hair, green like the grass."

He leaned down hungrily to deliver a kiss, but she rolled and he missed.

"Blast! I missed!" I won't miss this time."

He leaned again only to miss again.

"Grrrrr... okay that's it. I'll hold her down if I have to!"

He spoke to soon as he stepped on a book, which woke up Erk.

"What in the... SAIN!!! Is this some jest?"

"Heh heh no jest here, I think I'll just step outside for a little cool air."

"Oh, I'll show you cold air, FIMBULVETR!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

*A few hours later*

In his plot to flirt again, Sain proceeds to trap the tactician in light runes. He dusted off a few shards of ice off his armor.

"Alright, this plan ought to work."

He shuffled around a few drawers until he found a drawer full of light runes. He started walking, till he accidentally tripped over a rock, and dropped the runes everywhere around him. He twisted himself into a very uncomfortable position to avoid the runes.

"Phew, that was close, now if we just move like this... Got it!

He moved across the runes carefully and made it to the other side. He wiped off a drop of sweat which landed on a light rune...

"Oh shi..."

every one was in an uproar running around blindly, as the light blightly flashed around the camp.

*in Erk's tent at the time of this*

"Hey Erk."

"Yes Nino?"

"Have your employers ever been more than just business?"

"No, I don't like to get involved with my clientele."

"Your client what?"

"Oh like my partners in business."

"Oh."

"Why do you ask?"

"Just curious."

Serra was listening to this from outside the tent.

"Just business. Why the nerve of that girl. I won't let her take my little Erky. HE'S MINE!"

That's all for now. I know it's short, but I'm not known for long fics, which is bad. Oh well, the next part will be up sooner I promise!