#Guiding Light part II#
The next day, Faust woke up looking a bit like this: D. He was so happy, he decided he'd break out singing, walking his skeleton dog. Everyone ran around in circles, panicking. Then, the next thing you know, you here "TITANS, GO!" and green star bolts shot past Faust's head, just missed him by an inch. He had his eyes closed and apparently the MP3 player headphones in his ears. "Asura-Mentrion-ZINTHOS!" Raven called, flinging mailboxes and cars at him. Missed by a few inches. Robin shot numbers of whacha-macall-its from his belt. Still missed. Beast Boy took the form of a hawk and dove at his head. Missed by an inch. Cyborg shot his cannon at him, but just before it hit, Faust said "C'mon Frankenstieny, lets go walk on the OTHER side of the street" he said, smiling, his eyes still closed. "Titans, Retreat" Robin snarled out. "He's too much for us."
When Faust got back inside, Eliza was watching TV and Chaos was floating around the house. "Oh your back, honey! Come see this funny looking guy get attacked by the Teen Titans!" she said, pointing at the news. "They both laughed their heads off, unaware of the fact that Faust was the guy getting ambushed by the Teen Titans; and they all still missed by an inch. Chaos rolled his eyes.
Funny chapter, eh C3 will get back into the main subject.