Bedazzled: The Ron Factor
Ron sat down at his usual booth at Bueno Nacho, propping his head up in his hand while he looked outside at Kim and Josh, feeding each other Nachos.
"Ugh…Whatever. Snackage, Rufus?" He asked, Rufus nodded enthusiastically. Ron walked up to the counter
"Welcome to Bueno Nacho! May I take your order?" Said Ned in his usually slightly high pitch voice.
"Hey Ned, I'll have… two chimoritos, Grande-sized, three orders of Nacos and a Grande-sized soda."
"Si!" Said Ned, as he turned around to produce the order. Ron looked back and saw Kim and Josh laughing as they fed each other their nachos. Ron sighed in discontent
"I would give anything to be better than Monkey boy…" He sighed until a lightning sound filled the room, not seeming to disturb any of the other customers. Ron, however, was now looking around to make sure the room wasn't going to collapse or something
"That'll be four ninety-eight" Said a female's voice from behind him, dripping with British accent. Ron turned around to have his eyes grow wide and his jaw drop two-feet. A girl, just a year or two older than Ron stood in front of him in the Bueno Nacho uniform which seemed a little tight on her because it showed her curves perfectly. The cap placed on top, but that did not ruin the fact that her hair made him scream
"Booyah!" on the inside.
"I…-I uh…That's my…Umm…" He mumbled as he rustled out some change and placed it on the counter.
"Hmm, very smooth. Mind if I ask your name Mr. Blonde?" She said, her eyes seeming cool but intensely hot at the same time.
"My-My name?" Ron gulped, "Oh! My name! It's uhh…It's Ron." He said, wondering how a girl like her had started working there without his notice.
"Ron, hmm?" She said as she pulled out a Bueno nacho plastic cup and started pumping out diablo sauce from a dispenser.
"Y-y-yeah…" He stuttered. He watched in awe as the girl drank down the diablo sauce without even flinching from the heat which made Ron's mouth drop slightly lower. She slammed the cup down and sighed in refreshment. Ron weakly lifted up his hand and pointed at the cup trying to say something like
"That's not human…" The girl's eyes seemed to flash for a moment before she took off her cap allowing her brunette locks free.
"Maybe we should go outside and talk?" She said with a flirtatious smile. Ron picked up his try and followed the girl like some sort of zombie.
When he got outside, Josh and Kim were no longer there but Ron had his head in the clouds too much notice. The girl sat on one of the shaded tables with her back rested on the umbrella-pole.
"So, Ron. Tell me, why're you here on your lonesome?" She asked, however, Rufus popped his head out of an order of Nachos and squeaked as if insulted that he wasn't noticed. Ron went over to the table and placed his tray down.
"I was…Uhm…I was waiting for Kim-"
"Possible?" She finished for him "You know, if we're going to have any sort of conversation you're going to have to relax" She said. Ron blinked for a moment, when he opened his eyes he noticed the girl was behind him.
"How did you? Uhm…What's your name?" He said, pointing from where she was to where she was now.
"Hmm…Lucy…For now." She said, giving him a white card with the word "Lucy" on it "That's my card." She said, Ron took the card, glanced at it and looked back up at her, his eyebrow lifted in question.
"Now! Down to business, I saw you looking at a couple earlier…I believe one of them was your friend?" She inquired, Ron gave a slow nod, "I see…And also, she had a guy with her…I heard you say something along the lines of "I would give anything…" was that not correct?" She continued.
"Huh? What the-? How did you hear that, I wasn't even near-"
"I have fantastic hearing! Along with many other equally impressive talents, as you saw back in the restaurant" Lucy interrupted with a flirtatious wink, "Now…let's take a walk." She said, looping her arm around Ron's and pulling him off down a path, Rufus being too busy eating Ron's food to notice.
"Now…What would you say if I had the 'talent' to get you anything you wanted?" She asked
"What? You mean like get to Venezuela?"
"Hmm…I suppose, if that's what you wanted."
"Well…I can already get to Venezuela with Kim" He said, a little scared that she had a strong grip
"Okay, that's a bad example. Let's say…I could give you incredible strength, outstanding skill and, or, unbelievable intelligence?" She asked once more
"You're not…Gonna conduct experiments on me are you? Cause if you are, my friend Kim'll-"
"No, no no, you silly boy!" She said, calming him down and releasing him from her grip "All I'm saying is, I could give you ANYTHING you wanted, Just say it and it's yours" Ron looked around suspiciously
"…Wait a minute…-Oh, I get it!" He said, his eyes lit up like he'd figured something out that took an age to find. Lucy smiled as if she'd got her point across "You're from candy camera, aren't you!" Ron said accusingly
"Wh-what!" She laughed, "Listen here. I said I can give you anything, just wish for it and it's yours!" Ron smiled and agreed to humour her
"Fine then…I wish for…I wish for it to rain Diablo sauce!" He said, thinking this an impossible task. Lucy raised her fingers to Ron's face and snapped them
"It is done…" She said, before suddenly red clouds formed around them and it began to rain Diablo sauce, just as Ron had wished.
"Wh-what the heck is going on!" He shouted
"Get into my car and I'll explain it all" Lucy instructed, issuing Ron to climb inside a blood-red car at the pavement. Ron decided that he wasn't going to let his skin burn from the Diablo sauce so he climbed inside. The car's doors quickly shut and it sped off at an easy seventy miles per-hour. Ron looked to the side to see Lucy in a slightly revealing, skin-tight, red leather dress.
"Comfy? Good" She said before Ron could even answer, "Right, I'm going to tell you what's going on and you're going to listen, okay?" Ron nodded his head slowly, thinking that he was going to be abducted or something
"Don't be so stupid boy; Do I look like I'd do that? Anyway, the reason you're here is because you said a few words, got it?" She asked, making sure Ron was following on. Ron gave another slow nod "You said 'I would give anything' am I correct? Well…I'm going to make it happen for you, all you have to do is wish for it!"
Ron was confused and thought that he needed answers to explain what was going on
"Who are you…Really?" He asked
"Really, Really?" She said, Ron nodded his head once more so to get the answer "I'm the devil…" She said calmly. Ron's cheeks started to swell before he burst out laughing
"I'm sorry? You sure that Diablo sauce didn't get to your head a little too much? Everyone knows that-"
"I am the devil, Hades, Anubis! You witnessed it! You saw and felt the Diablo sauce rain from the sky!" She insisted
"You can do that with special effects…" Ron retorted
"Look at the card I gave you!" She returned. Ron pulled out the card that once read "Lucy" to find it now said "The Devil"
"This…This doesn't prove anything! The devil isn't real!" He persisted before the car came to a screeching halt.
"Now, listen to me, I am the devil, and I DO exist. Now, come inside and I'll introduce you to some friends." She said, her voice rising and falling. The doors opened to a light-show of flashing cameras and a series of endless questions to Ron;
"Ron! How did you beat Drakken this time?"
"Ron, Over here, Look over here!"
"Over here Ron, What was it like to single-handedly take on Shego and win?"
"Ron-"
"Ron!-"
"Ron-"
The questions continued, before Lucy turned to them
"Okay! No more questions, he's got a meeting to go to!" She said as guards ushered Ron into a building
"How're you doing Mr. Stoppable?" they greeted. As Ron entered the building, it had it's own light show and pounding dance music which Ron found enjoyable. The blonde-haired boy walked over to a banister and looked down to see hoards of people dancing to the music, most of which were in extravagant costumes or in swimwear.
"Hello, Ron! How're you?" Lucy greeted as she looped her arm around her once more and pulled his face close enough for a kiss, "Like my little club?"
"You own all this? But you're only-"
"Age doesn't matter darling! As they say, with age comes wisdom…But I have more of one while having less of the other" She said, winking at Ron and ushering him off through the hoards off people, most of which were jaw-dropping girls asking him to dance with him, or call him later tonight. Another young girl walked over in a cute devil costume with a tray of Naco's in hand. Ron's smelling senses came over him and he took one bite before seeming to melt from the pleasure
"This…is…the best Naco, EVER! BOOYAH!" He screamed. Only to have his "Booyah" echoed by everyone else in the room.
"I thought you'd like it, now let's go into my office, shall we?" She said, pulling him through a door into a quiet room, as soon as the door was shut she turned around and made out with Ron, forcing her tongue into his mouth. Ron stepped back quickly
"What're you doing!" He asked, eyes wide but still asking himself why he pulled away.
"Just having a little fun, now, take a seat while I get the contract." The brunette knockout said. Ron went over to a large black-leather chair and fell back into it, as if his legs had a huge weight on them throughout the day.
"Now, dear. Here's the contract." She said, placing a piece of paper and a pen in front of him "Just sign there and you'll have your wishes."
"Wait a minute, I've got questions," He said, Lucy cocked an eyebrow as if saying 'go on…' "If you're the devil…That means that there's a-"
"God? Ugh! I get sick of that…" She hissed. Ron looked a little scared at her reaction "Don't worry…At least you had better common sense than to ask."
"So there is a god?" He said
"Yes…There's a god. The bloody little goody-two-shoes…-Anyway! Back to business, sign the contract and you'll get seven wishes to do with as you see fit." She said, but noticing a smile cross Ron's face
"And no, you can't wish for more wishes" she carried on
"Damn it!" He yelled
"Yes, maybe later. Now, sign" she said as she placed the crimson pen in his hands. Just as Ron was about to sign, a neat pile of paper fell from above, almost crushing his hand making Ron yelp in pain.
"Silly boy…" She laughed to get a glare from Ron, "Oooh! Fiesty, I can see we're going to get along famously" She said with a wink. Ron placed pen to paper and signed the contract.
"Excellent! Now, to think about what you're going to wish-" She clapped
"Wait a minute, I have to give you my soul!" He yelled "That is Sick and Wrong!"
"No one ever reads the contract! But that is beside the point, a deal is a deal, now I'm going to hold up my end of the bargain." She said as she pulled out a red square of plastic and handed it to Ron.
"When you make your wishes, and for any reason should they not turn out as hoped, just press six-six-six and it'll send you back to me so we can sort them out. Okay?"
"Why wouldn't they work out as I hoped?" Ron asked
"Oh, I'm just putting that in there as a 'for instance' and also it's in the contract that I give you it."
"Okay…I'm ready to make my first wish!"
Writer's Message: Oooh! Second chapter already and Ron's ready to make his wish. As I promised in the previous chapter, much more "Bedazzled" theme splashed into this chapter. I hope you all like it. And don't forget to Review! ;-)
Okay, I know I didn't explain the time-frame of this story in the Kim Possible series. I would say that this is nowhere in the time-frame, it's just a fanfic using parts of some episodes blended into the movie "Bedazzled". I got a little criticism saying it didn't have much Bedazzled in it, but I said it would be in here, and I delivered! Like I said, I hope you all like it.