HOMESTAR WARS
Episode III
Revenge of the Sith (A Dark Story)
Characters:
Anakin Skywalker: Homestar Runner
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Strong Bad
Count Dooku: Zee-Gee-Oh
R2-D2: Homsar
R4-P17: Goblin
Odd Ball: Eh! Steve
General Grievous: Visor Robot
Palpatine: Homeschool Winner
Battle Droids: Battle Droids
Clones: Stinkoman(s) with clone armor
Nemoidians: Blue Laser Minions
Jar Jar Binks: Reynold
Bail Organa: Prince of Town
Yoda: Pom-Pom
Mace Windu: Strong Mad
Mas Amedda: Lem Sportsinterviews
Padme Amidala/Skywalker: Marzipan
Ki-Adi-Mundi: Wheelchair
Plo Koon: Pan Pan
C3-P0: Strong Sad
Tion Meddon: Thomas (older, with a bat)
The Mon Calamari actors and actresses: Fatty's Big Chance
Chewbacca: Firebert
The Wookies: Cheat Commandos (minus Reynold)
Darth Plagueis: Eustice Pietimer
R4-G9: Sterrance
Aayla Secura: Cheerleader
Kit Fisto: Tompkins (teenager)
Aalya Secura: Poopsmith
Other Jedi fighting Darth Sidious: Senor
Darth Sidious: I won't reveal his identity, yet
Younglings: Teeny Tiny Girl Squad, Tompkins (pre-K)
Other Jedi: Various Jedi
Female Jedi killed by clones: Cheerleader
10-year old Jedi fighting clones (killed) in front of Bail Organa: Thomas (pre-K)
Nute Gunray: Blue Laser
Poggle the Lesser: Fhqwhgads
Qui-Gon Jinn: Coach Z
Luke: A baby
Leia: Another baby
Captain Typho: No I in Team Guy
Captain Antilles: Strong Badman
Captain Tarkin: Man with the Huge Mouth
More characters will be added as I progress
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….
HOMESTAR WARS
Episode III
Revenge of the Sith (A Very Dark Story)
"War! The Republic is crumbling under the attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Zee-Gee-Oh. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Visor, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Homeschool Winner, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor."
Chapter 1 – The Space Battle of Coruscant
Outside Coruscant, there's a huge space battle between the Republic (using clone troopers, their accessories, ships, and Jedi ships) and the Separatists' ships and starships.
In the midst of the battle were two Jedi ships. They were gray and round with wings. These two ships flew by a large battleship and right into the battle with battleships, starships, lasers, and explosions. In fact, the two ships manage to fly through an explosion as well. The ships used their double green lasers to blast enemy fighters.
"Wow, these dwoids awe weally weak. We'll save Chancellor Homeschool in no time!" shouted Homestar.
Homestar was a naïve Jedi knight with white skin, a blue propeller cap, a red shirt with a star on it, no pants, and no arms, but that didn't stop him from flying the ship.
"Hey Homestar. Don't get so cocky," warned Strong Bad.
Strong Bad was a short wrestler with a big, red mask with green eyes and a blue diamond. He also had no shirt, black pants, red boots, and boxing gloves. It's a mystery on how he could fly a ship with boxing gloves on. Here, he is Homestar's Jedi mentor, which was a painful experience for him.
"Hey look, Stwong Bad!" shouted Homestar.
Strong Bad let out a big sigh before saying, "Master Strong Bad, you fool."
"Hey look, Stwong Bad! Genewal Visow's ship is up ahead!" reported Homestar, "But this ship has a lot of these weiwd wobots."
"Well, I hope it's easy," muttered Strong Bad.
Then black droids with red eyes began flying away from a flagship, accompanied by several other flagships. These droids and ships flew towards Homestar's and Strong Bad's ships. Then they began attacking the starships.
"Let's do this like bwutis!" exclaimed Homestar.
"No, let's not. There's too much at stake," replied Strong Bad.
"No thanks. Mawzipan says I shouldn't eat a lot of meat," replied Homestar.
"Not steak! Stake!" retorted Strong Bad before talking to another pilot, "Eh! Steve, we need help. Do you copy?"
"Eh! Steve!" replied Eh! Steve.
"Okay, then, follow me and do some fancy formation stuff. And yes, I hate these kinds of details," ordered Strong Bad.
"Eh! Steve!" shouted Eh! Steve.
"Can you say anything else besides your name? And aren't you supposed to be a Stinkoman clone, and not a pilot who snuck into a ship without permission because you want to be a famous inexperienced pilot?"
"Uh, no Steve!" replied Eh! Steve.
As the ships approached the droids, the Jedi starships extended the stability foils at the end of the wings, making them look more similar to the TIE fighters, but they're not.
"Wow! This is fun! Dwoids wight ahead!" exclaimed Homestar.
"DaAaAaAa! I meatball all the serenades!" shouted Homsar, Homestar's ship's "protocol droid."
Homsar was actually a regular human who was a little mental, but funny. He's short and wide with white skin, a bowler hat, a blue shirt that says homsar, and big shoes.
Anyway, the four clone fighters were right behind the two Jedi starships.
"We're right BEHIND you, red leader!" shouted a clone trooper.
Then the ships began fighting each other. One of the clone ships was blasted by the enemy droid fighters, spewing debris from the destruction of the ship. One of the clone ships was hit and it began spinning out of control and into space. So, Strong Bad flew by Homestar's ship.
"You're good at flying, right?" asked Strong Bad.
"Well…" began Homestar.
"Good," replied Strong Bad, "I need to stick with you to avoid being killed."
Another clone fighter was destroyed right behind the two Jedi ships. Then a vulture droid fighter shot four missiles at the two Jedi ships, two for each ship.
"Uh-oh! Spaghettios!" exclaimed Homestar.
"You mean, missiles?" asked Strong Bad.
"Oh, wight! Uh-oh! Missileos!" exclaimed Homestar.
Then the ships broke up left and right, making two missiles follow each ship. Then Homestar did a barrel roll, causing the missiles chasing him to blow up on each other.
"Wow, that wabbit guy was right," remarked Homestar.
"This is not Star Fox!" exclaimed Strong Bad in Homestar's radio.
"Oh, then, nice job, Homsaw!" exclaimed Homestar, "You did a bawwel woll!"
Strong Bad was still being chased by his two missiles.
"Why are we doing this instead of droids? Flying does suck," muttered Strong Bad, "I should be in Coruscant answering emails right now!"
Just then, the missiles passed by Strong Bad's ship and blew up. Just then, ten silver balls flew out of the debris and onto Strong Bad's ship. Then they transformed into little buzzdroids that looked like spiders.
"Oh crap! I'm hit! Homestar! Get these creeps off of my ship!" shouted Strong Bad.
"I see those. Those awe buzzdwoids," replied Homestar.
Then the buzzdroids began crawling all over Strong Bad's ship and tearing it apart. One of them went after the Goblin.
"Hey Goblin, careful with those," warned Strong Bad.
The Goblin kept on dancing in place while letting out merry organ notes when the buzzdroid ripped the Goblin from the starship and into space.
"Heh, I never liked that thing anyway. But still, these things are shutting down the controls!" exclaimed Strong Bad.
"I think I can shoot them. Go to the wight," ordered Homestar.
"I don't think I can trust you," replied Strong Bad.
"That's okay. I'm used to this kind of cwap," replied Homestar.
"Well, don't save me. You'll just kill me. Just save the chancellor," ordered Strong Bad.
Instead, Homestar flew behind Strong Bad's ship and blasted lasers at it, destroying two buzzdroids and the left wing.
"I knew it! You're trying to kill me!" exclaimed Strong Bad.
"Wait, I can't do this! I know I can!" replied Homestar.
"Don't. You'll just kill me."
"I know. So go to the left."
"I'll go to the right, but really, they're all over me!" exclaimed Strong Bad.
"No! Go to the left!" ordered Homestar.
"If I go left, I'll crash into that flagship!" retorted Strong Bad.
Homestar looked to is left to see that there was a flagship.
"Don't try to kill us both!" shouted Strong Bad.
"Quit yelling! It's getting annoying," replied Homestar.
So, Homestar flew his ship by Strong Bad's and tried physically getting the buzzdroids off. He got some off, but he badly dented Strong Bad's ship in the process. But one of the droids caused fire to billow in front of Strong Bad's ship's glass, obscuring his view.
"Crap! I can't see! And my controls are screwed!" muttered Strong Bad.
Meanwhile, the rest of the buzzdroids were sent flying away from Strong Bad's ship, except for one, which landed on Homestar's ship right in front of Homsar.
"Get that cweep, showtstop!" ordered Homestar.
"Homsar, hit that droid's center eye," ordered Strong Bad, "Wait, what use is there in telling him that?"
Then Homsar left out bubbles at the droid. The droid was hit squarely in the center eye, sending it flying away.
"Yeah! You got him!" exclaimed Homestar.
"Whoa. He is good," remarked Strong Bad as the smoke no longer obscured his vision.
"Okay, Genewal Visow's ship is up ahead. Let's go to the hangaw," said Homestar.
"Yeah, and it would be a great idea to run into the shields," replied Strong Bad.
"Not no more," replied Homestar.
Then he did a flip around Strong Bad's ship for fun and shot green lasers at Visor's flagship's shield generator, destroying the blue shield covering the hanger.
"Wait, I have a bad feeling about this," muttered Strong Bad.
Then a shield door began quickly blocking the way to the hangar. Homestar and Strong Bad made it past in the nick of time. Strong Bad's ship crashed onto the deck of the hangar bay while leaving a trail of sparks. As Homestar safely landed, Strong Bad lit his blue lightsaber and broke out of his ship, leaped into the air, and landed on the ground while destroying three battle droids with his lightsaber. The droids looked like thin, white robots with a weird shaped head and they carried blasters. Then Homestar exited his starship.
"That was fun," remarked Homestar.
Then he ran to where the droids were and helped Strong Bad destroy them with his own blue lightsaber. Meanwhile, Homsar popped out of Homestar's ship and wobbled towards the two Jedi.
"Hey Homsar, locate the chancellor with your unexplainable powers," ordered Strong Bad.
"Do some hacking!" added Homestar.
After the Jedi destroyed the last droids, they followed Homsar to a computer wall socket. Soon, a hologram of the trade federation ship appeared in front of them.
"So the chancellor's signal is coming from there. The observation platform is on the top of that spire," said Strong Bad.
"Stwong Bad, what the cwap wewe you talking…" began Homestar when he sensed something, "I sense Zee-Gee-Oh."
"Well, I sense a trap," said Strong Bad.
"So what?" asked Homestar.
"Let's spring the trap," replied Strong Bad.
So as the Jedi began to leave, Homsar followed.
"Hey showtie, stay by the ship," ordered Homestar.
"And if you know how to use it, use this," said Strong Bad as he tossed a COM link to Homsar.
"DaAAAaAAA! I'll sue my vest, sirs!" replied Homsar.