Chapter 2 – Elevator Fun
General Visor walked into the flagship's bridge. Visor was a large, gray cyborg with two large arms, two large legs, a head with a red visor, and a cape. He was being followed by two magna droids. Visor walked up to a Blue Laser Minion, a Cheat (a little creature with yellow skin and black spots) with blue clothes and a visor covering his face.While walking, Visor would let out some coughing noises while letting out a few sparks.
"What is the situation, captain?" asked Visor.
"Two Jedi have landed on the main hangar bay, general," replied the Blue Laser Minion as he showed Visor a monitor with heat visions of Homestar and Strong Bad in a corridor.
"Just as Zee-Gee-Oh predicted," replied Visor.
In the hangar of the flagship, Homestar and Strong Bad headed towards an elevator. Before they could enter, they were intercepted by droidekas, droids that could spin like a wheel, shoot blaster shots out of their arms, and create shield generators.
"Hey Stwong Bad! These shielded dwoids again!" exclaimed Homestar.
So as Homestar deflected the blaster shots with his lightsaber, the elevator door opened and Strong Bad dragged Homestar inside the elevator as the door closed. In the elevator were several other battle droids.
"Oh, hey Jedi," welcomed a droid.
"Like the elevator music?" asked another droid.
"'Sup?" asked another.
"Okay, now this is too unsettling," muttered Strong Bad.
"I have an idea!" shouted Homestar.
Then in barely five seconds, Homestar sliced all of the droids with his lightsaber.
In the hangar, Homsar saw two super battle droids (larger and bulkier droids with guns for right arms) walking towards Homestar's ship.
The elevator with the Jedi was still going up. Some elevator music was playing.
"What do you know? That one droid you destroyed was right," remarked Strong Bad.
Just then, the elevator screeched to a stop.
"Homestar, how many times do I have to tell you not to press the stop button in an elevator?" asked Strong Bad.
"I didn't do that. Did you?" asked Homestar.
"No," replied Strong Bad.
"Well, let's get out of here," said Homestar.
So, Homestar activated his lightsaber and began cutting a hole in the elevator ceiling.
"That's just a waste of time," said Strong Bad before talking into his COM link, "Hey Homsar, you copy?"
In the hangar, the two super battle droids were inspecting the two Jedi starships. Just then, they overheard Strong Bad's voice over Homsar's COM link.
"Activate elevator 31174," ordered Strong Bad.
Meanwhile, Homsar began hiding himself behind some machinery and away from the droids.
"What's that?" asked a super battle droid/SBD.
"Who cares? Get back to work. I want to be able to watch my soaps," replied the other SBD.
"Super battle droids don't watch soaps! Unless you're soapy," retorted the first SBD.
In the elevator, Strong Bad was still talking to Homsar (and breaking his cover) and Homestar was still cutting a hole in the ceiling.
"Homsar?" asked Strong Bad.
Just then, a piece of the ceiling fell onto the floor. Then Homestar jumped out through the hole he just made.
"Always on the move," muttered Strong Bad.
In the hangar, Strong Bad's voice continued to be heard by the SBDs. So, Homsar stepped on the COM link to try muffling it. Meanwhile, Homsar was opening his mouth in front of a computer interface.
"Hey Homsar! Fix the freakin' elevator!" shouted Strong Bad's voice.
In the elevator shaft, Homestar walked on the elevator roof. Just then, the elevator reactivated as it pummeled down. Homestar quickly jumped to a ledge above.
In the elevator, Strong Bad noticed that Homsar screwed up.
"HOMSAR! Not down, up!" shouted Strong Bad.
As for Homestar, an elevator door was pried open as two battle droids came and pointed their blasters at Homestar.
"Hands up," ordered one battle droid.
"That's not possible Steve," replied another droid.
"Shut up. I know what I'm doing," replied Steve the battle droid.
"No you don't," retorted the second droid.
In the hangar, the SBDs managed to hear Strong Bad's voice through Homsar's COM link again.
As for the elevator, it stopped to a jolt, making Strong Bad fall to the floor.
"Elevators suck," muttered Strong Bad.
In the hangar (once again), the SBDs managed to find Homsar.
"Hey you!" shouted an SBD.
Meanwhile, Homsar shouted at the computer interface now that he was found out, and that made the elevator with Strong Bad go, no, shoot up.
"Well, that's better," remarked Strong Bad as he stood up.
Back in the hangar, one of the SBDs picked up Homsar. Homsar tried kicking at the droid.
"You stupid little… person who is acting as a droid!" shouted the SBD.
In the elevator shaft, Homestar noticed that the elevator was going up. As Steve and its companion kept on arguing, Homestar jumped onto the elevator roof, through the hole, and into the elevator, startling Strong Bad as he ignited his lightsaber at Homestar.
"Oh, it's you," muttered Strong Bad.
As for Steve and his companion, they were sliced in half in the middle of their argument by the elevator.
In the hangar, Homsar managed to splash a bucket of flammable bubble juice on the two SBDs in front of him. They let go of Homsar as they slipped on the juice.
The elevator continued going up.
"What was that all about?" asked Homestar, "You made my plan useless!"
"Well, Homsar's been screwing up again," replied Strong Bad.
"No he wasn't! It was all Steve's fault!" replied Homestar.
"Who is Steve?" asked Strong Bad.
In the hangar, Homsar threw a BMW lighter at the two oily SBDs on the floor, setting them on fire. As Homsar walked away, the SBDs were smoldering in fire as they deactivated.