Chapter 3 – They're Still in Space
Finally, the two Jedi reached their destination when they left the elevator. They walked into the general's quarters. In front of them was Supreme Chancellor Homeschool strapped to a chair with a window showing the space battle behind him. Homeschool was a thin, white skinned guy with nine-shaped eyes, an overbite, a blue shirt with a word bubble on it, no pants, and no arms. As Homestar and Strong Bad walked towards Homeschool, they saw a distressed look on his face.
"Chancellor," said Strong Bad as he reluctantly bowed to Homeschool.
"Awe you all wight?" asked Homestar.
"Zee-Gee-Oh," said Homeschool.
Then the Jedi turned around as they saw Zee-Gee-Oh with two SBDs behind him. Zee-Gee-Oh was a Sith with a circular, white head with a purple cap, menacing eyes, no mouth, a good build, and armored clothing, as he had spiked shoulder pads. He also had a cape. Zee-Gee-Oh continued looking down at the Jedi.
"This time, we fight him together. Don't get yourself fried like last time," Strong Bad muttered to Homestar.
"That's what I was going to say," replied Homestar.
"But I didn't get fried by that weirdo," retorted Strong Bad.
Then Zee-Gee-Oh jumped onto the main level. He took out his lightsaber, but he didn't ignite it. The Jedi ignited their lightsabers.
"Your swords, please, Master Jedi," Zee-Gee-Oh said in Christopher Lee's voice, "We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor."
Then the Jedi moved towards Zee-Gee-Oh.
"You won't get away this time, Zee-Gee-Oh," said Strong Bad.
Then Zee-Gee-Oh ignited his red lightsaber as the battle commenced. Zee-Gee-Oh had to spin in order to repel the lightsaber blocks from both Jedi.
"I've been looking forward to this," said Zee-Gee-Oh.
"Hey man! I've gotten bettew since last time! I think it, like, doubled," bragged Homestar.
"Good, twice the pride, double the fall," replied Zee-Gee-Oh.
Then they resumed fighting with their lightsabers again. The fight was intense. Zee-Gee-Oh and Strong Bad seemed to be tiring, but Homestar wasn't. Then Zee-Gee-Oh used the Force on Strong Bad to throw him back. Then as Zee-Gee-Oh and Homestar went up the stairs and to the upper landing, Strong Bad followed while destroying the two SBDs.
Just as Strong Bad was about to strike Zee-Gee-Oh in the back with his lightsaber, Zee-Gee-Oh used the Force to throw Strong Bad away to a lower level to knock him unconscious. Then he kicked Homestar away. Then he used the Force to make a section of the balcony to fall on Strong Bad. Unfortunately for Zee-Gee-Oh, it did not fall on Strong Bad to kill him, as he had planned. It only fell on his feet. Then Zee-Gee-Oh turned around to Homestar.
"I sense great fear in you, Runner. You have hate, you have anger, but you don't use them," taunted Zee-Gee-Oh.
Just then, Homestar ran towards Zee-Gee-Oh and kicked him in the head, knocking him back onto the main level. Then Homestar ignited his lightsaber as he jumped to the main level and continued fighting Zee-Gee-Oh with ferociousness.
As they fought in front of Homeschool, they began fighting in an intense level. They began using their lightsabers quickly to attack and block. Finally, Homestar sliced down with his lightsaber to cut off both of Zee-Gee-Oh's hands as Homestar "caught" Zee-Gee-Oh's lightsaber. As the Sith stumbled onto the floor in front of Homestar, Homestar put the two lightsabers by Zee-Gee-Oh's neck.
"Good Homestar, good. I knew you could do it," congratulated Homeschool before saying, "Kill him. Kill him now!"
"Well, I shouldn't," replied Homestar as he hesitated, "I mean, I don't want him to join the dying twend…"
"Do it!" ordered Homschool.
"No, I don't need this cwap anymowe!" replied Homestar as he turned off his own lightsaber and let go of the red lightsaber to make it fall onto the ground.
However, Homestar seemed to have miscalculated, for the lightsaber fell through Zee-Gee-Oh's neck, slicing his head off.
"I didn't do that," Homestar quickly said.
"Yes you did. And he was too dangerous to live. I mean, he kidnapped both 1-Up and Pan Pan!" said Homeschool.
"No he didn't! But he had no hands!" retorted Homestar.
Then Homestar used the Force to release Homeschool from the bounds around his body strapping him to the chair.
"But I shouldn't have done that. I think this will make the Jedi angwy at me," said Homestar.
"Who cares? He cut off your arm," replied Homeschool.
"He did? AHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Homestar, "HE CUT OFF BOTH OF MY AWMS! CALL THE AMBULANCE!"
"No, he didn't. You have no arms," replied Homeschool.
Homestar sighed before saying, "Well, that's a welief."
"But still, Zee-Gee-Oh humiliated you, so you wanted revenge. It's not the first time, Homestar. Remember that story you told me about your 'mother' and the marshmallows?" asked Homeschool.
"No," replied Homestar.
"Well, you told me that story. Now let's leave before more security droids arrive," ordered Homeschool.
As Homeschool was walking away from his chair, Homestar ran to Strong Bad and checked on him.
"Homestar, there is no time. We must get off this ship before it's too late," said Homeschool.
"But he's all wight. Wow, he suwvived again," remarked Homestar.
"Leave him, or we'll die," said Homeschool.
"Well, we'we going to die anyway, wight?" asked Homestar.
"I wish not," replied Homeschool as Homestar managed to pull Strong Bad out of the debris of the balcony and onto his shoulders.
"This feels weiwd fow some weason," muttered Homestar as they headed for the elevators.
In the flagship's bridge…
"Prepare for attack," ordered General Visor.
"All batteries fire! FIRE!" shouted a droid.
In space, the battle raged on. The clone troopers in their flagships used large guns to shoot plasma shots at the Trade Federation ships, causing destruction. The droids did the same thing, causing destruction.
In the elevator lobby, Homeschool and Homestar with Strong Bad arrived in front of elevator doors. However, the elevators were not working. So, Homestar spoke into his COM link to Homsar.
"Hey showtie…" began Homestar.
Suddenly, the flagship shifted to its side and Homeschool and Homestar with Strong Bad fell into an elevator shaft. But now, it became a hallway. So, they ran down the elevator shaft.
In the main hangar, Homsar slid down the vertical floor until he began falling.
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" screamed Homsar as he fell into a pile of broken droids, "My ducky mays!"
In the flagship's bridge...
"Fire the emergency booster engines," ordered General Visor.
"Leveling out, general," replied a Blue Laser Minion.
Then the flagship used boosters to slow down its fall towards Coruscant. Finally, it managed to level itself in a 180 degree angle, which was back to normal.
In the elevator shaft, since there was another rotation, Homestar was now clinging onto a ledge (with his mouth) in the shaft with Strong Bad hanging onto Homestar's leg and Homeschool on Strong Bad's. Then Strong Bad woke up because Homeschool was biting his leg.
"Whoa. What did I miss?" asked Strong Bad before he looked down and saw the bottomless pit, "WAHHHHHHH!"
Just then, an elevator was moving up at high speed.
"Hey, Homsaw…" Homestar said into his COM link.
Because Homestar talked, he let go of the ledge, so the three went falling. Just then, the two Jedi used grappling hooks to be able to swing into a room with Homeschool with them. The three left the elevator shaft just as the elevator flew past.
"I hate elevators," said all three.
"Let's find something we can use to fly out of here," said Strong Bad as they got up.
"Hey showtstop," Homestar said into his COM link.
In the hangar, Homsar burst out of the pile of droids. Then he ran off at full speed, confused.
In the bridge...
"General, we found the Jedi. They're in hallway 328," reported a magna droid.
"Activate ray shields," ordered General Visor before violently coughing and letting out sparks again, "LOZENGE!"
"Sorry, but we can't afford to buy that," replied the magna droid.
"WHAT?" exclaimed General Visor, "I'll zap you if you don't buy me lozenge right now!"
In hallway 328, Homestar, Homeschool, and Strong Bad were running. Just then, ray shields set up around them, trapping them.
"Cwap!" exclaimed Homestar.
"You took the word right out of my mouth," muttered Strong Bad.
"Really? I did? That's gwoss," replied Homestar.
"But really. How did this happen? We're smarter than this! Except for Homestar," said Strong Bad.
"Let's be patient," said Homestar.
"Yeah, and how is that going to help us?" slyly asked Strong Bad.
"Homsaw will come and save us all," replied Homestar.
Just then, Homsar somehow was sent flying into the room and SMACK into a wall.
"We're saved," Strong Bad said sarcastically.
Then doorways opened. SBDs arrived all around the area. Homsar tried shooting fire at one of them by blowing at a lit BMW lighter, forcing it to kick Homsar over.
"Stupid person who is acting as a droid!" shouted SBD.
"Well, is there plan B?" Strong Bad asked Homestar.