Chapter 4 – Finally Getting Out of Space

In the bridge of the flagship, Strong Bad, Homestar, Homeschool, and Homsar were brought to General Visor with the droids behind them. Then the general walked up to the intruders.

"Ah, yes. General Strong Bad, the negotiator. We've been waiting for you. And your rescue mission sucked," said General Visor.

Then a battle droid gave General Visor Homestar's and Strong Bad's lightsabers.

"Well, at least we still killed Zee-Gee-Oh and saved the Chancellor," said Strong Bad.

"And Homestar Runner… I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a little older and obviously smarter," said General Visor.

"Genewal Visow. You'we much metally than I expected," replied Homestar.

"That's because he's a robot, you idiot," muttered Strong Bad.

"Your lightsabers will be a fine addition to my collection," said General Visor.

"But, this time, you will not escape," said Strong Bad.

"Action!" shouted Homestar.

"DAAAAAA! Parsley! Sage! Rosemary and thyme!" shouted Homsar as he caught everybody's attention.

Then Strong Bad used the Force to get his lightsaber from General Visor, cut the bounds bounding his boxing gloves together, and cut Homestar free from his bounds (around his torso) that were already useless.

"CRUSH THEM!" shouted General Visor, "Make them suffer!"

Then Homestar used the Force to yank his lightsaber from General Visor. Then they began battling the droids firing at them. Then they begin fighting the magna droids. As for Homeschool, he was being taken away by two battle droids while General Visor watched from a safe spot.

For Strong Bad and his droid, he tried slashing at the droid, but the droid's electrical staff managed to actually repel the lightsaber shot. Strong Bad was unable to cut the staff into pieces.

"Stupid Trade Federation technology," muttered Strong Bad.

Then Strong Bad cut the magna droid's head off, but the droid kept on attacking. As for Homestar, he tripped and accidentally sliced a magna droid in half, destroying it. Then he got up and destroyed some battle droids. Then he chased after the battle droids with Homeschool and destroyed them. Then Strong Bad sliced the body of the magna droid, making it crumble onto the floor in pieces.

Just then, alarms blared as the flagship was falling out of orbit.

"We're falling out of orbit. All aft control cells are dead, general," reported a Blue Laser Minion.

"Stay on course. Don't bother with them. Keep the ship in orbit," ordered General Visor.

Strong Bad and Homestar destroyed the rest of the droids. Then they began attacking General Visor, who picked up a magna droid staff and began using it as a lightsaber when he was surrounded by the Jedi.

"You lose, Strong Bad," said General Visor.

"How?" asked the two Jedi.

Then General Visor shot a red laser out of its visor and at the window, breaking it. Then everything not nailed down onto the floor began getting sucked into space. General Visor was first out, but he could breathe in space, since he's a robot. He caught a cable from the ship and safely landed on the ship's exterior. Homestar, Strong Bad, and Homeschool just held on for dear life inside the bridge. Fortunately, a blast shield closed where the window used to be.

"Wait, how are we still alive? I mean, all oxygen was let out of the bridge," said Homeschool.

"Homeschool, this is fiction. Nothing has to make sense," said Strong Bad.

"Yeah, like how Stwong Bad can type with boxing gloves on," added Homestar.

"Exactly!" said Strong Bad, "I guess."

Just then, the two Jedi continued fighting the rest of the droids that entered the bridge. Just then, more alarms blared.

"The hull is burning up!" exclaimed Homeschool.

In the flagship's pod bay, General Visor went through a hatch to go into the room. Then it went to a control panel and opened an escape pod.

"Time to abandon ship," said General Visor, "Jeez, that quote sucked. How come General Grievous gets all of the bad quotes?"

Then General Visor pulled on the rows of switches, making almost all escape pods jettisoned into space. Then General Visor went into the last one and escaped from the damaged flagship.

In the flagship's bridge, Homestar and Strong Bad went to the navigator's chair.

"All escape pods disappeawed!" exclaimed Homestar, "They know how to telepowt!"

"No, General Visor did it. So Homestar, can you fly this flagship?" asked Strong Bad.

"You mean this smoldewing piece of cwap?" asked Homestar.

"Nice choice of words," remarked Strong Bad.

Then Homestar looked at the controls.

"Well?" asked Strong Bad.

"We'we doomed," replied Homestar.

"Don't talk like freakin' Strong Sad!" shouted Strong Bad.

"I know! Open all hatches, extend all flaps, dwag fins, and all that fancy stuff!" shouted Homestar.

Just then, due to the atmosphere of Coruscant, the entire flagship split in half. The front part (with the bridge) began falling to Coruscant.

"Oh my Cownbwead!" exclaimed Homestar.

"Um, I think your shouting ruined the ship. But don't worry. We're still flying half the ship," said Strong Bad.

"We're going too fast!" exclaimed Homeschool.

"Doomsday has finally baked!" shouted Homsar.

The half of the flagship then flew into the atmosphere. It was still falling too quickly, no matter what Homestar and Homsar did. As it entered the Coruscant sky where inner-planet aircrafts could fly up to, some fire ships flew by the flagship half.

"We'll take you in," said a pilot.

Then the fire ships began spraying water at the flagship half, putting out all of the fire from the fall through the atmosphere.

"All right. The landing strip is straight ahead," said Strong Bad.

"We're coming in too hot," said Homestar.

"Um, I don't think so," replied Strong Bad.

Then the half of the flagship made a hard landing onto the floating landing strip, destroying/knocking down everything in its path before it came to a screeching halt.

"Another happy landing," remarked Strong Bad.

"Weally, you'we jokes awe weally funny," remarked Homestar.