Here it is, the chapter you've all been waiting for. I've given away too much at that. Anyway, replies to reviews/emails:

Chris Mungus: I would use that gag, but something happens in this chapter that makes that gag not work

Zorinth: It was Will-Write-For-Pocky who decided that Pom Pom should be Yoda, and I followed the author's character assignments for some characters (like Homsar for R2-D2). I would have used Homsar for Yoda, but he has to be our favorite astromech droid.

K9 the First: Yeah, okay. Thanks for reviewing.

Time Travelling Echidna: No, but Strong Bad will use something even better (and funnier) than a nunchuck gun.

Gijinka Renamon: Thanks.

Kraven the Hunter: As General Visor/Grievous said himself, Mustafar, despite the lava and smoke and desolation, generates a lot of scanning interferences, so the Separatists will be safe from the Republic looking for them, but they won't be safe if someone on the inside tells someone where the Separatists are (hint, hint). Thanks for reviewing, and I guess I do feel bad for that lizard.

Anyway, if you don't like anything that happens in this email (not about who died, but about something you'll never expect), please tell me, and I'll email you or ask for suggestions. But remember, I'm trying to make m Homestar Wars stories to fit in with Will-Write-For-Pocky's Homestar Wars stories, so it's for the best, in my opinion.Here we go:

Chapter 9 – The Plot Twist

Homestar went to the chancellor's office, where Homeschool was looking at a hologram in his gray office attached to his main office.

"Hey Chancellow, Stwong Bad is fighting Genewal Visow wight now!" reported Homestar.

"We can only hope that Master Strong Bad can win," replied Homeschool.

"But I should be thewe with him," said Homestar.

"It's upsetting to me to see that the Council doesn't seem to fully appreciate your talents. Don't you wonder why they don't make you a Jedi Master?" asked Homeschool.

"I don't know, but I think they know something I don't know, which is a lot," replied Homestar.

Then Homeschool stood up and walked to Homestar. Then he began saying his explanation that would change lives, forever. It would also end lives as well.

"They don't trust you. They see your future. They know your power is too strong to control. Homestar, you must break through the fog of lies the Jedi have created around you," explained Homeschool before saying, "Let me help you know the subtleties of the Force."

Then they walked into a hallway to a red room with some golden decoration.

"Wow. You know about the Fowce too?" asked Homestar.

"My mentor taught me everything about the Force… even the nature of the dark side," replied Homeschool before letting it all sink in.

"You know the dawk side?" asked Homestar.

"Homestar, if one is to understand the great mystery, one must study all of its aspects, not just the dogmatic, narrow view of the Jedi. If you want to be a complete and wise leader, you must embrace a larger view of the Force. Be careful of the Jedi, Homestar," explained Homeschool, "They fear you. In time, they will destroy you. Let me train you."

"No thanks. The Jedi awe supposed to be my family," replied Homestar.

"Only through me can you achieve a power greater than any Jedi," forcefully said Homeschool as he walked around, "Learn to know the dark side of the Force, Homestar, and you will be able to save your wife from certain death."

"What? Oh, you did psychic again," said Homestar.

"Use my knowledge, I beg you…" said Homeschool.

"Wait, I get it all now! You'we a donkey!" exclaimed Homestar.

"No, I'm a Sith master, which is much worse than a donkey," corrected Homeschool, "But that's obvious, isn't it? I gave you several clues that I'm a Sith ever since you killed my previous apprentice, Zee-Gee-Oh, and…"

"Don't do a long explanation!" interrupted Homestar.

Suddenly, Homestar ignited his lightsaber and held it at Homeschool's throat.

"I know what's been troubling you. Listen to me," said Homeschool, "Don't continue to be a pawn of the Jedi Council! Ever since I've known you, you've been searching for a life greater than that of an ordinary Jedi… a life of significance, of conscience."

"You'we confusing me!" exclaimed Homestar.

"Are you going to kill me?" asked Homeschool.

"No, but now you gave me the idea, yeah," replied Homestar.

"I know you would. I can feel your anger. It makes you focus and stronger," said Homeschool.

"Um, no thanks," replied Homestar

"Look, do you realize that I can kill you right now without using my lightsaber (and yes, I have a lifetime supply of them), without using my nonexistent hands, without blinking, without thinking, without thinking about thinking, and without thinking about thinking about thinking? Well, the latter three might be impossible, but I'm dangerous," threatened Homeschool.

After a moment, Homestar turned off his lightsaber.

"Okay, hewe's what I'm going to do. I'm going to Taco Bell and get a pizza. Then I'll go to the Jedi Temple and tell on you to the Council," explained Homestar.

"Go ahead, and you'll probably help them take over the Republic," replied Homeschool.

"Well, I'll leawn what's going on wight now soon," replied Homestar.

"Learn to know how to use the dark side to save Marzipan," said Homeschool.

"Okay, then, I don't like you anymowe," said Homestar before running away.

"He'll be back," Homeschool reassured himself.

Back in Utapau, Strong Bad continued chasing General Visor in the city tunnel system. Soon, theywere by each other side by side. Visor tried using an electrical staff on Strong Bad, but Strong Bad grabbed it and jumped off Nebulon. Then Visor tried shooting red lasers from his visor at Strong Bad, but Strong Bad managed to use the electrical staff to block the laser blasts, somehow.

Soon, they both arrived at a secret landing platform, where they both jumped from the wheel scooter. Then Strong Bad tried whacking Visor in the visor with the staff, doing nothing. Then he tried stabbing him. He didn't dent the robot, but he managed to knock the robot down, and Strong Bad saw something through the visor. A brain. Just then, the droid/robot/cyborg managed to head butt Strong Bad away, giving him a big blow of pain.

Then Strong Bad tried punching Visor, receiving extreme pain in return with no pain given to Visor. Then Visor grabbed Strong Bad and threw him away to the edge of the platform, forcing him to grab onto the ledge. Then the droid shot a laser at Strong Bad, but he jumped out of the way at the last minute and landed on the platform.

"All right, if you have a brain, then I have one way to defeat you," said Strong Bad.

Then he got out a paper with a crude, pencil drawing of a one-legged puppy named L'il Brudder. Then he said in a cute voice while waving the drawing in front of Visor, "I can make it on my own! I want to be quarterback when I grow up! Things are looking up!"

Visor sniffed as his brain began to give him emotions.

"L'il Brudder. You've got the heart of a champion," said General Visor.

Finally, Visor shed a tear from his visor. The tear was enough to fry its circuits and its brain. Then it collapsed onto the floor and shut down, ultimately killing him.

"Well, that was easy," remarked Strong Bad as he jumped onto Nebulon and left, "I would have expected more from such a general like you."

In the landing platform of the Jedi Temple in Coruscant, Homestar ran to Strong Mad, who was standing by Tompkins (a pencil-drawn teenager with pimples), Senor (a blue blob with stick arms), and Poopsmith (a guy with gloves stained with whatsit).

"Hey Mastew Stwong Man…" began Homestar.

"GENERAL VISOR DIED! WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO HOMESCHOOL!" shouted Strong Mad.

"That's gweat! Let's go to Pizza Hut and buy some tacos! But fiwst, let me say that Homeschool is a Sith," said Homestar.

"YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS!" shouted Strong Mad.

"I am! He is that Sidious guy we kept on talking about," said Homestar.

"LET'S GO!" Strong Mad shouted to the other three Jedi.

"Let me go too," said Homestar as the other three Jedi went into the Jedi gunship.

"NO!" shouted Strong Mad as he walked into the Jedi gunship.

Then the gunship flew away to Coruscant to change the face of the galaxy, forever.

In her apartment, Marzipan was looking at the Jedi Temple at her window, thinking about Homestar. Homestar was in the Jedi Council room in the temple, looking at Marzipan's apartment. Suddenly, he heard this voice.

"You do know, don't you, if the Jedi destroy me, any chance of saving her will be lost," said Homeschool's voice.

In Marzipan's apartment…

"Homestar, I love you. Before I die, which I surely won't," muttered Marzipan as Strong Sad came.

"So, you finally understand my ways of life?" asked Strong Sad.

"Get away. You'll make me feel worse," ordered Marzipan.

In the Jedi Temple…

"All wight. I'll save Mawzipan and Homeschool," decided Homestar.

Then he went to the hangar and jumped into his speeder. Then he left to the Chancellor's office and to destiny.

In the Chancellor office, Strong Mad, Tompkins, Senor, and Poopsmith arrived in front of Homeschool.

"Master Strong Mad. I take it that General Visor is destroyed then. Let's celebrate with some Cold Ones," decided Homeschool.

"NO! I'M ROBOCOP!" shouted Strong Mad.

Then the four Jedi ignited their lightsabers, with Strong Mad having a purple-bladed lightsaber.

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but, are you asking me for a challenge?" asked Homeschool, angrily.

"THE SENATE DECIDES!" replied Strong Mad.

"I AM the senate!" retorted Homeschool.

"NOT YET!" shouted Strong Mad.

Then Homeschool stood up, and suddenly, he was "holding" a lightsaber.

"It's treason, then," decided Homeschool.

Then Homeschool ignited his red-bladed lightsaber and let out an inhuman screech before jumping over his desk and to the Jedi. Then he quickly stabbed the Poopsmith before he could strike back, killing him instantly. Then he used the Force to make a Bubs' Concession Stand fall onto Senor, crushing him dead. Meanwhile, Bubs (an orange bodied guy with a blue face and a rather insane face) appeared inside the stand.

"That'll be 234,000,000 dollars, but since you're battling, I'll make it nine billion!" said Bubs.

Then Homeschool quickly faced Tompkins and slashed twice at him. Then Tompkin's head landed on third place on an Olympic-style podium, his torso on second place, and his legs on first place. Then he faced Strong Mad.

"Game's already over," said Homeschool.

Then he furiously slashed at Strong Mad, who did his best to resist. Then they went into the main office area, where Strong Mad managed to punch Homeschool in the face. Then, Homeschool did some cool aerobics in the air and used the Force to push Strong Mad into a wall. Then he held his lightsaber at Strong Mad's face when he swiped with his lightsaber.

Meanwhile, Homestar arrived outside the Senate building. He jumped out of his speeder and ran down the long corridor to the Chancellor's office.

In the battle, Strong Mad and Homeschool managed to cut the entire window behind Homeschool's desk.

"You primate! Don't you realize how much that glass cost?" asked Homeschool.

Suddenly, Strong Mad used his strength and lightsaber to knock Homeschool's out of his "hands" and falling outside of the building. Homestar arrived when he saw Strong Mad trapping Homeschool to a windowsill.

"YOU LOSE!" shouted Strong Mad.

"Hey guys! What'cha doin?" asked Homestar.

"Homestar! I told you it would come to this!" Homeschool shouted to Homestar, "I was right! The Jedi are taking over!"

"THE SITH WILL DIE!" shouted Strong Mad.

"No! No! You will die!" retorted Homeschool.

"What? Oh, so you know about this die twend too?" Homestar asked Strong Mad.

Then Homeschool shot blue lightning bolts at Strong Mad, who blocked them with his lightsaber. Then the lightning was deflected back at Homeschool, injuring him.

"He is a traitor, Homestar!" shouted Homeschool.

"NO! HOMESCHOOL IS!" shouted Strong Mad.

"Come to your senses, if you have any, Homestar! The Jedi are in revolt! They will betray you, just as they betrayed me!" shouted Homeschool as he began growing weaker, "You are not one of them! Don't let them kill me!"

"SHUT UP!" shouted Strong Mad.

"You'we too loud!" shouted Homestar.

"I am the pathway to your power. I have the power to save the one you love!" Homeschool continued shouting at Homestar, "You must choose! You must stop him!"

"SHUT UP!" shouted Strong Mad.

CHARACTER CHANGE'D!

From now on, Anakin Skywalker is played by Homeschool Winner, Palpatine/Sidious is now played by Ganondorf (yes, you've read right, the antagonist of the Zelda games (this is him: http/ www. nintendomaine . com / retro / n64 / zelda-ocarina / art - ganondorf . jpg (remove allunecessary spaces))and Homestar Runner shares his comments of the following chapters and may make appearances later.

"What? That's bowing, and dumb! I wanted to be Dawth Vadew!" exclaimed Homestar.

"Would you rather get extreme injuries later on?" asked Homer Starrun, "And be evil?"

"Well..." began Homestar.

"That's a no. Anyway, that's the notice."

END NOTICE

So, the Chancellor was transformed into Ganondorf from the deflected lightning. Instead of using electricity, he decided to use a barrage of energy balls, but they didn't seem to do any effect. Homeschool watched in horror, confused. Then Ganondorf stopped attacking.

"I can't…" gasped Ganondorf, "I give up. Help me. I'm too weak. Don't kill me. I'm dying."

"YAY! I GET TO KILL!" shouted Strong Mad.

"You can't kill him, Master. He must stand trial!" shouted Homeschool.

"HE IS TRIAL!" shouted Strong Mad, which was correct.

"I'm too weak. Don't kill me, please," begged Ganondorf.

"It's not the Jedi way," said Homeschool.

"YOU KILLED ZEE-GEE-OH!" shouted Strong Mad.

"True, but…" began Homeschool, when he saw all reasoning was now useless.

Strong Mad raised his lightsaber to strike the death blow to the Sith Lord,Ganondorf.

"He has to live!" pleaded Homeschool.

"Don't kill me!" begged Ganondorf.

"I need him to save Marzipan!" confessed Homeschool.

"Please don't…" began Ganondorf.

"NO!" screamed Homeschool.

Then he ignited his lightsaber, and when Strong Mad was about to kill Ganondorf, Homeschool slashed and cut Strong Mad's lightsaber hilt in half, making it useless. Strong Mad looked at the remains of his lightsaber in confusion.

"Huh?" asked Strong Mad with a confused expression.

Then Ganondorf sprang to life, and he seemed to be floating in air as he laughed evilly. Then Ganondorf shot even more powerful electricity at Strong Mad, sending him floating over the air outside the building.

"POWER! ULTIMATE POWER!" screamed Ganondorf as the Triforce of Power on his right hand began glowing white.

Then he stopped, making Strong Mad, who was now far away, fall to his death while crashing into several speeders. When Strong Mad landed on the ground and created a large crater, he still lived.

"Ow," groaned Strong Mad.

However, the speeders he crashed into were in the crater with him, and they blew up, ultimately killing Strong Mad. Back in the Chancellor's office, Homeschool began panicking as Ganondorf landed on the floor.

"Oh my Cornbread. What have I done?" exclaimed Homeschool.

"You have fulfilled your destiny," replied Ganondorf, "Become my apprentice. Learn to use the dark side of the Force."

"I'll do whatever you ask," replied Homeschool.

"Good," replied Ganondorf.

"Just help me save Marzipan's life. I can't live without her. I won't let her die. I want the power to stop death," said Homeschool.

"To cheat death is a power only one has achieved, but if we work together, I know we can discover the secret," replied Ganondorf.

Then Homeschool kneeled before Ganondorf.

"I pledge myself to your teachings. To the ways of the Sith," pledged Homeschool.

"Good, good. The Force is strong with you. You will become a powerful Sith," replied Ganondorf, "Henceforth, you shall be known as... Homeschool Winner."

"WHAT? That's my name!" exclaimed Homeschool.

"Well, that's what Will-Write-For-Pocky calls you in Episodes 4 and 5," replied Ganondorf, "Blame that author."

"Well, thank you, my master," said Homeschool.

"Rise," ordered Ganondorf.

So as Homeschool rose and Ganondorf went to his desk, Pom Pom in Kashyyyk felt a great disturbance in the Force. Back in the Chancellor office, Ganondorf began speaking to Homeschool again.

"Because the Council does not trust you, my young apprentice, I believe you are the only Jedi, or Sith, with no knowledge of this plot. When the Jedi learn what has transpired here, they will kill us, along with all the Senators," explained Ganondorf.

"I agree. The Jedi's next move will be against the Senate," agreed Homeschool.

"Every single Jedi, including your friend Strong Bad…" began Ganondorf.

"No, I don't like him," interrupted Homeschool.

"Don't interrupt me! Anyway, every single Jedi is now an enemy of the Republic," said Ganondorf, "You understand that, don't you?"

"I understand, Master," replied Homeschool.

"We must move quickly. The Jedi are relentless; if they are not all destroyed, it will be a civil war without end," explained Ganondorf, "First, I want you to go to the Jedi Temple. We must catch them off balance. Do what must be done, Lord Winner. Do not hesitate. Show no mercy. Only then will you be strong enough with the dark side to save Marzipan."

"What about the other Jedi spread across the galaxy?" asked Homeschool.

"Their betrayal will be dealt with. After you have killed all the Jedi in the Temple, go to the Mustafar system. Wipe out Viceroy Blue Laser and the other Separatist leaders. Once more, the Sith will rule the galaxy, and we shall have peace," replied Ganondorf before laughing again.

Homestar comment:

"Wow, this was an extwemely long chaptew, so I had Mawzipan tell me what it's about, and I don't know what the cwap they wewe talking about in the end," explained Homestar, "I did like how Homeschool fought, and Ganondowf came! Anyway, that poow L'il Bwuddew, being used as a weapon!"

Then Homestar began to cry.

"Oh L'il Bwuddew! You've got the heart of a champion!"