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A.j. hid behind Bridget. "Don't worry Bridget, I'll protect you!"
Bridget got out of her fighting stance and turned around.
"But, you're behind me,"
"WATCH OUT!" yelled Sokka. He jumped in front of them and blocked a fireball. "Be more careful,"
This time Bridget went behind A.j. "HUMAN SHEILD!" shouted Bridget.
Katara ran up and hid behind Bridget. "DOUBLE HUMAN SHEILD!" she yelled.
A.j. got up and went behind Katara. "TRIPLE HUMAN SHEILD!"
Katara and Bridget just stared at her.
A fireball came after them, but Bridget blocked it.
Aang, Katara, Sokka, stared at her in awe. She could firebend also!
A.j. looked at Zuko. "How did you get that scar?"
"I don't want to talk about it," answered Zuko.
Bridget joined in, leaving the rest still in awe.
"Can we touch it?" asked Bridget.
"NO!" shouted Zuko.
"God, Mister Cranky," mumbled A.j.
"HEY!" shouted Zuko.
"I mean, if I had I big ass scar like that, I would let people poke it, hell, people would pay me to poke it," said Bridget.
Aang broke out of the trance. "Y-you is a firebender…wow this is getting old."
"DUH!" screamed Zuko.
"No not you, her," Sokka pointed to Bridget.
Bridget pointed to A.j. "She's an airbender."
A.j. pointed to the sea. "And he's the Avatar,"
All of the Fire Navy soldiers, including Zuko turned around. There was no Avatar. DUH! Because he was right in front of them. Retards. When they turned around, they were gone.
Zuko looked up. He saw Appa flying in the air.
"Don't lose sight of them," said Zuko strictly. "And if it's not to much trouble, get those 2 girls."
Aang and the others…
"That was a good idea A.j.," said Aang.
"Me?" asked A.j. "Oh no, I could never make an idea, better yet a good one," she pointed to Bridget. "IT WAS SHE!"
Bridget smirked. "Well, since Appa is driving that freaky prince the other direction, and we have to walk to town, why don't we sing a song?"
A.j. grinned. "Can I be the girl this time?"
"But you were the girl last time," groaned Bridget.
"Fine," A.j. said. "One…two…three!"
Sokka and Katara just stared in horror as they sung. But, Aang actually quite liked it.
"Hi Barbie!" shouted A.j. trying to sound like a man.
"Hi Ken!" shouted Bridget.
"You wanna go for a ride?"
"Sure Ken!"
"Jump in!"
"HA HA HA HA HA!"
Bridget started singing.
"I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world! Life's fantastic, made of plastic. You can brush my hair, undress me anywhere. Imagination, life is your creation!"
A.j. started singing.
"Come on Barbie, lets go party!"
Bridget started singing.
"I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world! Life's fantastic, made of plastic. You can brush my hair, undress me anywhere. Imagination, life is you creation! I'm a blonde, single girl, in the fantasy world. Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly."
A.j. started singing again.
"You my doll, uh…something something, something more, something about pink, hanky-panky!" she winked.
"WOULD YOU SHUT UP?" Sokka screamed.
A.j. and Bridget looked at him.
"IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN SING ANY BETTER!" screamed Bridget.
"Relax," said Katara. "He's just cranky,"
"Well, since we cant sing," A.j. glared at Sokka. He stuck his tongue out. "Let's have a chat shall we old chap?" She started to speak in a British accent.
"Righty hoe, what shall we talk about chap?" asked Bridget. (Hoe dose not mean what some people might think it) She was also speaking in a British accent.
"I don't know, do you?"
"I think it had something with a "X" in it."
"Xylophone," said A.j. still in the accent.
"Yes, that was it," Bridget thought. "Oh wait old chap, that wasn't it. It was export."
"But that starts with an "E"." said A.j. "What dose that mean?"
"It means, a person picks something up, and moves it over there," Bridget pretended to pick something up and move it. "But then someone else comes along and picks it up, then moves back here," she pretended to pick it back up and move it back.
"Oh, it's much more clearer now old chap," said A.j.
"LOOK!" shouted Aang. "THERE'S THE TOWN!"
Princess of the Sea: YAY! I'm glad you like it, and just so I don't get screwed up, what dose "Mary Sues" mean? Dose it mean prep? Or like people who think they are better then everyone else? Cause me and Pinky are nowhere near prep. We are nowhere near normal people at all! Yeah, CHICKEN'S GO OINK!
Authors note: No, A.j. and Bridget are not gay, and beside, Bridget wouldn't be caught dead singing that song. So yeah, PLEASE REVIEW!