Chapter 10 – Bad Clones!
That same night, Homeschool marched up to the Jedi Temple's entrance with a large army of clone troopers behind him. Homeschool was now wearing the same shirt, but the quote bubble in the front said "SITH RULE" while the one at the back said "JEDI SUCK!" and he was wearing a cape. Homeschool and the clones were about to commit a devastating mission.
In Utapau, the battle raged on with ships and more gunfire, er, blasterfire. The clones seemed to be winning. Strong Bad on Nebulon rode up to Commander Codyman.
"Commander, tell your troops to go to the upper levels," ordered Strong Bad, "You know, if you want to blast more droids."
"Very good, sir," replied Codyman.
As he was about to move away, he turned around and gave Strong Bad back his lightsaber.
"Oh, and you dropped this," said Codyman.
"Oh, thanks," thanked Strong Bad.
As Nebulon and Strong Bad rode up a wall of the sinkhole, Commander Codyman got a message in his COM link from none other than Ganondorf.
"Commander Codyman, the time has come. Execute Order 66," ordered Ganondorf.
"YES, my lord!" replied Codyman.
Then he turned off his COM link and talked to the other clone troopers by a cannon.
"BLAST HIM!" ordered Codyman, pointing to Strong Bad and Nebulon.
While Strong Bad was riding on Nebulon, he was cutting down droids with his lightsaber. Suddenly, lasers were shot at him. He turned around to see that his clones had turned on him. Before he could say something, a laser shot sent Strong Bad and Nebulon falling down into the waters of the sinkhole.
In the crystal planet of Mygeeto, there was a battle, and Pan Pan was leading an army of clone troopers on a bridge. As he went ahead, using his lightsaber, Clone Commander Bacaraman got a message from Chancellor/Sith Lord Ganondorf. After that, the clones shot their blaster shots at Pan Pan. He tried deflecting as much blaster shots as he could, but he eventually got hit, died, and fell onto the bridge.
"What do you know? He wasn't made of helium and/or hydrogen after all!" exclaimed Commander Bacaraman.
In the forest planet of Felucia, Cheerleader (a pencil-drawn cheerleader with a dress) was leading her army of clone troopers. Then they got Ganondorf's message. Then as Cheerleader got distracted by a bird flying above, the clones shot blaster shots at Cheerleader's back, killing her. But before she died, she managed to cry out, "Ow! My spine!"
In Kashyyyk, Pom Pom was being overwhelmed by the disturbances in the Force due to the Jedi snuffing it. In fact, they made the disturbance Pom Pom felt when Homeschool joined the dark side a paper cut (but it really was as bad as a paper cut). As for the battle, the Cheat Commandos won, as voices sung, "Buy all our playsets and toys!" indicating their victory.
In the planet of Cato Nemoidia (where Strong Bad was once in trouble because of Homestar's/Homeschool's tardiness), Wheelchair was somehow flying a Jedi Fighter, being followed by two clone ships. One of the clones got a message from Ganondorf.
"Execute Order 66," ordered Ganondorf.
"It will be done, my lord," replied the clone.
As the ships flew by a city, the clones shot lasers at Wheelchair's fighter, making him crash into some buildings, making Wheelchair die in a fiery explosion.
"But Wheelchairs don't die!" shouted Wheelchair in the fire, suddenly alive.
"But animate wheelchairs do," replied Homer Starrun.
"Oh, right! Onto deadness!" replied Wheelchairgoing back to beingdead from crashing and burning.
In the desert planet of Saleucami, there were three speeder bikes with The Ugly One riding the first one and two other clones behind her. After Ganondorf talked to one of the clones, the two clones backed up their speeder bikes and shot lasers at The Ugly One's speeder bike, causing her to crash into some rock formations, killing her after she said, "Ow! My ribs!"
In another planet, clone troopers were aiming their blasters at So and So's back. Suddenly, a giant fist fell from the sky and crushed So and So to death. The clones could have sworn they heard a voice shout, "CRUSHED TO DEATH BEFORE THE CLONES COULD KILL HER…'D!"
"Oh man! We weren't quick enough to save her from the fist before we killed her!" exclaimed a clone.
In yet another planet, clone troopers had What's Her Face surrounded, blasters aimed at her.
"You can't kill me! I'm too powerful!" shouted What's Her Face.
"We will kill you," said a clone trooper.
"No you won't!" retorted What's Her Face.
Then she ignited her lightsaber and in a few seconds, she stabbed herself in the stomach with the sword and fell on the ground, dead.
"What do you know? She was right! We didn't kill her after all!" remarked a clone trooper.
In Coruscant, Ganondorf was ordering Commander Greeman to execute Order 66. In Kashyyyk, Commander Greeman turned off his COM link and turned to Pom Pom, who was accompanied by Gunhaver and Firebert. Then Greeman and another clone walked towards Pom Pom for the kill. Just when they were about to fire their blasters, Pom Pom immediately spun around, ignited his lightsaber, and beheaded the two clones.
"Uh, I think we should go now," decided Gunhaver, "Follow us, Master Pom Pom."
So, Gunhaver and Firebert left as Pom Pom followed them.
In Coruscant, the Jedi were doing poorly against the clones, as they were being killed with barely any resistance given. As for Homeschool, he went into a room with the younglings huddled in a corner. Then young So and So (a pencil drawn plain young girl) came out to talk to Homeschool.
"Master Winner, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?" asked So and So.
Then Homeschool ignited his lightsaber.
"Say hello to death for me kiddies!" Homeschool said manically.
"Hello to death for me kiddies!" shouted What's Her Face, a pencil drawn young girl with barely any hair.
"Uh, right. I'm going to kill you all now," said Homeschool.
In Marzipan's apartment, Marzipan was looking at the Jedi Temple being burned by the battle. Strong Sad came.
"Uh, Marzipan? The Chancellor said that Master Homeschool went to the Jedi Temple. So, he'll be all right there," reassured Strong Sad.
"Strong Sad, the Jedi Temple is being destroyed!" shouted Marzipan, "Why do you always make me feel bad at the worse times?"
The Jedi Temple was now on fire. The Prince of Town flew his speeder to the Jedi Temple. As the Prince of Town exited his speeder and towards the Jedi Temple, he was blocked by four clone troopers, blasters raised.
"What's the entire hubbub about?" asked the Prince of Town.
"There's been a rebellion. Don't worry, sir, the situation is under control," explained a clone trooper, "But don't come in. So leave."
"Well, okay. But I don't like people ordering me around," replied Prince of Town as he walked into his speeder, but then, he heard several blaster shots.
Then he saw Thomas (pre-K) expertly fighting the clones with a blue-bladed lightsaber. He managed to kill a few clones, but in the end, he was overwhelmed by the clones and was killed.
"NO!" exclaimed the Prince of Town.
"He saw us! Shoot him!" shouted a clone trooper.
But it was too late for the clones, for the Prince of Town already flew away, knowing that the Jedi have been betrayed.
In Utapau, Strong Bad surfaced from the water at the bottom of the sinkhole. Then he removed the breathing equipment from his mouth used for breathing underwater while hiding from the clones.
"I always hated the clones," muttered Strong Bad.
Just then, two seeker drones appeared, using their searchlights to look for Strong Bad. So, he quickly began climbing up a rock wall. Then he went into a small cave, which was a tunnel to the city.
In Kashyyyk, clones were on large mechanical walkers, looking for Pom Pom. Meanwhile, Gunhaver, Firebert, and Pom Pom managed to reach their destination, some hills with an escape pod. As Pom Pom was about to enter the pod, he turned around to talk to Gunhaver and Firebert.
"Goodbye Gunhaver," bubbled Pom Pom.
"Yeah, see you," replied Gunhaver.
"Goodbye Firebert," bubbled Pom Pom, "Miss you I will. Good friends you are. For your help, much gratitude and respect, I have."
As Firebert let out farewell Cheatish noises, Pom Pom squeezed into the escape pod and flew away from the planet.
"Glad we got rid of that out-of-date escape pod at last," remarked Gunhaver.
In Utapau, Strong Bad was now hiding from some clone troopers. He wanted to kill them, but something told him not to.
"Did you find Strong Bad?" asked a clone captain.
"He's dead. He can't survive that fall," replied another clone trooper.
Then they began walking away.
"Start loading your men into the ship," ordered the clone captain.
"Yes sir."
Then Strong Bad went down some stairs and to a secret landing platform, the same one where General Visor was killed. The robot body was still there. Then Strong Bad jumped into Visor's tiny Starfighter and flew away from the planet of Utapau.
In space, Strong Bad tried contacting some people.
"Emergency Code something…" said Strong Bad, "I have no contact, frequency, or any of that crap. Any Jedi out there? Anyone?"
A fuzzy hologram image of the Prince of Town appeared with some static.
"Strong Bad," said the Prince of Town.
"That's my name. Don't wear it out," replied Strong Bad, "Anyway, my clones have turned on me, so I want them dead. I also want help."
"We've just rescued Master Pom Pom," said the Prince of Town, "It appears that this ambush has happened everywhere. We're sending you our coordinates."
Homestar Comment:
"Um, this email, I mean, chaptew was okay, but awe these people doing this die thing again? Man, this must be a big twend," remarked Homestar.