Authors note: HURRAY! AkiraKnuckles is over, so that's quadruple the time of craziness! WHOOT! Oh, and the thing about the insane home, that really happened, well the discussion did, while we were eating dinner.

"Oh god!" shouted Bridget. "I'M GOING TO DIE!"

"Relax," said Zuko calmly. "We're just going to take you somewhere."

"To Never Never Land?" asked Bridget. "Are you Michael Jackson?"

A.j. had a disgusted look on her face.

A.j. thought for a minute. "Are you taking us to the asylum? Cause I been there only 5 times, 5 TIMES!" She held up 4 fingers. But then quickly changed it to 5.

"6," corrected Bridget.

"When did I go the 6th time?" asked A.j.

"Yesterday,"

"I don't remember that…"

"That was because you were you're alter ego Cat Woman."

"When was I Cat Woman?"

"Since you sat through the Batman movie,"

"When did I watch Batman?"

"A while ago."

"Oh yeah, that explains why I wake up on the roof with a glass of milk on my head."

Suddenly, Bridget was pulled back and tied up.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shouted Bridget. "I'M TO YOUNG TO EAT PORK!" She was dragged to the ship with Sokka and Katara. On the way there, she screamed, "THE COW GOES MOOOOOOOOOOooooo!" It slowly faded till there was silence.

"Whoa," said A.j. "I have to pee,"

"But you just went," said Aang, kind of disgusted.

"Yeah," said A.j. "We're not sure, but me and Bridget think that I have only 1 kidney."

A.j. raise her hand. "Can I go potty?"

"No." was Zuko's answer.

"But I got to go real bad." Moaned A.j. holding her crotch.

"Fine, but hurry up!" shouted Zuko.

"Can Aang come with me?" asked A.j. "I need supervision."

"Fine, but you guys hurry up. You have 5 minutes."

Obviously, Zuko didn't see A.j.'s trick. What a retard.

As soon as they were out of there A.j. looked back to see if anyone was watching them.

"Run," she whispered.

"What about the others?" asked Aang.

"We'll get them back,"

They ran to Appa. They went up in the air till it was impossible for someone to see them.

It was 10 minutes later when Zuko finally realized that they had ran away.

"We got their friends," he muttered to his crew. "They'll be back, come."

MUAHAHAHAHAHA! We feel like torturing the Avatar a bit, so we're going to leave him alone with A.j.

"What are we going to do?" asked Aang pacing back and forth on Appa.

"I'd laugh if we hit something and you went flying off!" said A.j. all happy.

"Sokka said that once," Aang said. His eyes started to get all teary.

"Relax." A.j. looked over Appa. "Hey! There's the ship!"

"We have to wait till dark, otherwise they will be expecting us." Aang seemed happy with his plan.

"Well, they would know that we know that they would expect us right away, so they would put the guard up at night." Said A.j.

"Wha-?" asked Aang confused.

"Yeah."

"Huh?"

"Yep."

"What?"

"Yep."

"Stop."

"Yeah."

"STOP!"

"Okay."

"Good."

"I still think we should go now."

"SHUT UP!"

It was dark when A.j. finally won the argument.

"HA!" she shouted. "WE SHOULD GO NOW!"

"Well duh," said Aang. "It's dark out."

A.j. looked around her.

"Damn."

Aang and A.j. landed on an abandoned part of the ship and climbed off Appa.

"The jail cells should be this way." Aang pointed to the right.

"No I think they're this way." A.j. walked through the right corridor.

Aang just stared at A.j. "I swear you just pick fights for the fun of it."

"Sssshhhh! Look!" A.j. pointed to a monkey looking thing. "What is it?"

Aang looked at the monkey thing. "Momo?"

The lemur looked at Aang and it was indeed the beloved Momo. Momo ran over to where Aang was. "Hey Momo! Do you know where Sokka and the others are?"

Momo's ears perked up and he started running down the corridor.

With Bridget and the others…

Sokka and Katara were plotting their escape from the fire nation but Bridget was busy singing Minority by Green Day –hottest band ever- which went a little like this.

"So we leave at-!" started Sokka.

"I WANNA BE A MINORITY! I DON'T NEED YOUR AUTHORITY! DOWN WITH THE MAJORITY! CAUSE I WANNA BE A MINORITY!" Sang Bridget loudly.

From the hall they heard another person singing loudly, "DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES WHO SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULA!" This other person singing was none other than A.j. who was singing one of her favorite songs by Rob Zombie, Dragula.

"A.j.!" yelled Bridget.

"Bridget!" yelled A.j.

"Yeah, yeah we all know that she's A.j. and she's Bridget now get to the point and let us out of here!

Authors note: WHOOT! It's hot in this room. Yeah we have to go so we will end it here. But can you guess which one of us (blackened-fire or AkiraKnuckles) typed which part? Winner wins nothing! REVIEW SOON!