Well, here's the chapter where everyone knows about Homeschool's betrayal and where Homeschool snaps, a lot. I don't feel like this is an exciting chapter, but I made it as funny as I could. Also, some swearing at the end, but dont worry, one of those words will be censored. The other is just "hell."

Anyway, earlier this week, I made some pictures using MS Paint (not the best paint program). Here's one of them, which depicts a scene in a chapter made in the past:

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Chapter 12 – Now Everyone Knows

In the Jedi Temple, Strong Bad exited from a large computer area, where he messed with the code sent to the Jedi around the galaxy. He exited with his Lappy 486.

"What do you know? Princey was right," said Strong Bad, "And I thought he was just lying."

"He was. Homestar/Homeschool there put it," bubbled Pom Pom.

"Okay, I'll make that another reason to make Homeschool pay. Anyway, I made the code tell the Jedi to keep away from Coruscant," added Strong Bad.

"Good . . . For the Clones to discover the recalibration, a long time it will take. To change it back, longer still. Hurry," bubbled Pom Pom.

Then they went to the main control center.

"Wait, Master, who did this?" asked Strong Bad.

"If into the security recordings you go, only pain will you find," bubbled Pom Pom.

"Master, I'm man enough," replied Strong Bad before checking a hologram panel.

After flipping through some holograms, he saw a hologram of Homeschool killing the younglings.

"Oh my god. Notice I didn't say Cornbread. Anyway, my apprentice has really degraded himself a point lower than the lowest," said Strong Bad.

Then he saw Homeschool kneeling before Ganondorf.

"I killed the traitors, Lord Ganondorf," said Homeschool.

"Good. Good. You have done well, my new apprentice. Do you feel your power growing?" asked Ganondorf.

"Yes, Master," replied Homeschool.

"Now, Lord Winner, go and bring peace to the Empire," ordered Ganondorf.

Then Strong Bad turned off the hologram.

"Oh, and I've thought I've always thought Ganondorf was the coolest villain ever!" exclaimed Strong Bad before banging his fist on the panel, hurting his boxing glove, "Ow! Man! You are right about me finding pain if I watch this."

"Destroy the Sith we must," bubbled Pom Pom.

"Okay, let me kill Ganondorf. That'll be more fun than fighting Homeschool, for I taught him everything he will use against me," explained Strong Bad, "Plus, I've killed a Sith in Episode I, so don't worry."

"To fight this Lord Ganondorf, strong enough, you are not," bubbled Pom Pom.

"WHAT? No, for, wait, he's not my brother! But… I don't want to get burned in a lava planet, but that's just a prediction of the Force," explained Strong Bad.

"Twisted by the dark side, young Winner has become," continued Pom Pom, "The boy you trained, gone he is… consumed by Homeschool Winner, the name same which is."

"Um, how did this happen?" asked Strong Bad.

"Everything know I don't!" angrily bubbled Pom Pom.

"Well, I don't know where Homeschool is!" said Strong Bad.

"Use your feelings, Strong Bad, and find him, you will. Visit (and kill) the new Emperor, my task is. May the Force be with you," bubbled Pom Pom.

"Okay, and the same, Master," replied Strong Bad before leaving the temple for the last time.


In Marzipan's apartment, Strong Bad visited Marzipan.

"So overall, the Jedi Order is destroyed, and it's all thanks to the Chancellor, the clones, and…" began Strong Bad.

"I know. Democracy and practically everything else we've worked so hard on is gone," interrupted Marzipan, "And why is the Chancellor suddenly Ganondorf? I was told that we're supposed to expect him to get a bad face lift!"

"Yeah, anyway, I bet all of this took hundreds of years of planning," agreed Strong Bad.

"Well, at least the Senate may have a chance," said Marzipan.

"Um, I don't think so. The chances of the Senate coming back are the same with the Sith not ruling the galaxy, and they are, ruling the galaxy," replied Strong Bad.

"What?" exclaimed Marzipan.

"Anyway, I'm looking for Homeschool. You've seen him?" asked Strong Bad.

"Yes. He came by yesterday," replied Marzipan.

"Where is he now?" asked Strong Bad.

"You'd think I'd tell you?" asked Marzipan, "And I don't like your outfit."

"Oh come on! I need your help. He's in grave danger!"

"From the Sith?" asked Marzipan.

"No, he's in danger of himself, you know, since he is a Sith," replied Strong Bad.

"You're wrong! Homeschool may be a reckless Jedi, but a Sith?" exclaimed Marzipan, "That's as bad as the destruction of agriculture!"

"Yeah, but I don't care about that latter crap. Anyway," Strong Bad said to an angry Marzipan, "I saw him killing the younglings in a security hologram."

"No, he couldn't!"

"He did, and it's because of the Chancellor, a Sith master. He started everything, like the war, the attempts on your life, and after Zee-Gee-Oh was pathetically killed by Homestar, I mean, Homeschool, he became Ganondorf's new apprentice," explained Strong Bad.

"I don't believe you," replied Marzipan in shock.

"Marzipan, I must find him," said Strong Bad, "For once, do me a favor."

"You're going to kill him, aren't you?" asked Marzipan.

"Well, duh. What else do you think I'd do to him? Invite him over to a tea party?" asked Strong Bad.

"I don't know," said Marzipan as she sat down, revealing to Strong Bad her pregnancy.

"Oh, so Homeschool is married to you! That idiot has broken another Jedi law. Now I know I have to kill him!" exclaimed Strong Bad as he left, but then he said to Marzipan, "Make sure your children are not going to be mini-Homestars! One idiotic Homestar in the world was enough!"

"What is going to happen? What is supposed to happen?" muttered Marzipan as she looked at her japor snippet given to her by her husband years ago.


Homeschool was standing at the balcony of the separatist base, staring at the desolate planet of Mustafar for some reason, you know, since Mustafar is ugly.


In Coruscant, Marzipan and Strong Sad were walking to a small Naboo skiff, followed by Captain I (a pencil-drawn athletic guy with an eye patch drawn over his right eye).

"My lady, let me come with you. You're obviously going to die if I don't come," said Captain I.

"No I'm not. Now leave us alone, this mission is personal," replied Marzipan.

"Then why are you bringing Strong Sad?" asked Captain I.

"He begged me to let him come, since he wanted to reunite with his friend, Homsar. I never knew he had a friend," replied Marzipan as she walked into the skiff.

"Well, Homsar's not really a friend, but he's something like that," said Strong Sad before following Marzipan into the skiff.

The skiff then flew away from Coruscant. Inside the skiff, Strong Bad, a stowaway, hid himself in some sort of storage room or something.


A hologram of Homeschool was on Ganondorf's desk in the Chancellor's Holding Office (his old one is being renovated (the broken window)).

"The separatists have been taken care of, my Master," reported Homeschool.

"It's finished then. You have returned peace and justice to the galaxy. You've done well, Lord Winner," replied Ganondorf.

"Thank you, my master," replied Homeschool.

"Send a message to all Trade Federation ships to shut down all droid units," ordered Ganondorf.

"Yes, my Lord," replied Homeschool.


The Nubian skiff landed on a landing platform attached to the Mustafar separatist base. As Marzipan exited, Homeschool ran up to her.

"Marzipan, I saw your ship," said Homeschool as they somehow hugged each other (no arms).

"Oh Homeschool!" exclaimed Marzipan.

"It's all right. You're safe now. But why are you here?" asked Homeschool.

"I'm worried about you. Strong Bad told me some terrible things," replied Marzipan.

"What things?" asked Homeschool.

"He said you've turned into a Sith and you killed younglings," replied Marzipan.

"Strong Bad is trying to turn you against me," replied Homeschool.

"He cares about us."

"Us?" asked Homeschool.

"He knows… he wants to help you," replied Marzipan.

"Is Strong Bad going to protect you? He… he can't help you. He's not strong enough."

"Homeschool, all I want is our love."

"Love won't save you, Marzipan. Only my new powers can do that," replied Homeschool.

"What? You're a good person. Don't do this," ordered Marzipan.

"I won't lose you the way I lost the person who is supposed to be my mother!" shouted Homeschool, "I've become more powerful than any Jedi ever dreamed of because of you, to protect you."

"Come away with me and let us raise our child! Leave everything else behind while you still can!"

"Don't you see, we don't have to run away anymore. I have brought peace to the Republic. I am more powerful than the Chancellor. I… I… I can even overthrow him, and together you and I can rule the galaxy. Make things the way we want them to be," explained Homeschool.

"That's just ridiculous. You can never do that!" replied Marzipan before realizing what he said, "Oh my god, Strong Bad is right! You've changed!"

"Shut up about Strong Bad. The Jedi have turned against me. Don't you dare follow their betrayal," threatened Homeschool.

"I don't know you, Homeschool. I was originally married to Homestar! You're breaking my heart! I still love you, but you're going down a path I can't follow!" exclaimed Marzipan while bearing tears in her eyes.

"Because of Strong Bad?" asked Homeschool.

"Because of what you've done… what you plan to do. Stop now! Come back! I love you!" exclaimed Marzipan.

At that moment, Homeschool saw Strong Bad exiting the skiff, so he turned extremely pissed off at his wife.

"LIAR! YOU FILTHY FU(beep)ING HIPPIE LIAR!" screamed Homeschool.

Marzipan turned around and saw in horror Strong Bad, so she shouted, "NO!"

"You're with him. You've betrayed me! You brought him here to kill me!" exclaimed Homeschool.

"NO! Homeschool, I swear, I…" began Marzipan, when she was brutally attacked.

Homeschool used the force to savagely choke Marzipan.

"Let her go, Homeschool," ordered Strong Bad.

"What have you and she been up to?" asked Homeschool.

"Let her go!" ordered Strong Bad.

So, Homeschool released his Force grip to let go of Marzipan, who fell onto the platform, unconscious.

"You turned her against me," angrily said Homeschool.

"You did that yourself," replied Strong Bad, "I'm never supposed to be like this."

"You will not take her from me," retorted Homeschool.

"What? I never liked her anyway. I have tons of girlfriends (maybe)," replied Strong Bad, "Anyway, you do realize that you were supposed to destroy the Sith, and not join them."

"Oh shut up. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new Empire," retorted Homeschool.

"Your new Empire? Oh come on, that's just hopeless crap," said Strong Bad while laughing, "And the new Empire does not have any peace, justice, and freedom!"

"You forgot security," said Homeschool.

"Oh yeah. And security!" added Strong Bad.

"Don't make me kill you," threatened Homeschool.

"Nobody can kill me," replied Strong Bad, "I'm too cool."

"SHUT THE HELL UP! I'LL KILL YOU!" shouted Homeschool.

Then they both ignited their lightsabers and began a very ferocious fight after Homeschool leaped to Strong Bad.


Homestar and author comment:

"Oh why did Homeschool make Marzipan do this die thing?" asked Homestar.

"She's not dead, yet," said Homer Starrun.