Chapter 13 – Two Cool Lightsaber Battles
In the Chancellor's Holding Office, Ganondorf was horribly playing the organ player while his two Stalfos (skeleton knights) guards were forced to listen. Leomard Sportsinterviews was unconscious on the floor by the use of chloroform to avoid listening to the horrible music. By the way, Sportsinterviews is an actual human with curly blonde hair, glasses, and regular clothes.
"Man, Ganondorf stinks at playing the organ player," whispered a guard.
"Word. Say, what are you going to do tonight?" asked the other.
"I don't know. Want to go to the Death Mountain Club tonight?" asked the first guard.
"Um, all right. So, have you seen the new Bonus Stage episode?" asked the second guard.
"Bonus Stage? I like Space Tree, the Space Tree, in Space better," replied the first guard.
"Bonus Stage is better dude. Space Tree just has better lip synching," retorted the second guard.
"But Space Tree is still better than Bonus Stage!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yuh-uh!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yuh-uh!"
Just then, Pom Pom entered and used the Force to reduce the two Stalfos guards into piles of bones. Ganondorf stopped playing the organ and turned around to see Pom Pom.
"I hear a new apprentice you have, Ganondorf, or should I call you Ganondork," bubbled Pom Pom.
"Oh, I HATE it when people call me that!" exclaimed Ganondorf, "But Master Pom Pom, you've survived."
"Surprised?" asked Pom Pom.
"Your arrogance blinds you, Master Pom Pom. Now you will experience the full power of the dark side and the Triforce of Power!" said Ganondorf.
Suddenly, Ganondorf shot a barrage of energy balls at Pom Pom, sending him flying into a wall, where he slid down into a crumpling heap. Ganondorf laughed evilly.
Homeschool and Strong Bad continued fighting into the main control room. While going there, they had to fight through a narrow hallway, where their lightsabers that hit the metal walls let out sparks. In the main control center, the Jedi and Sith fought continued letting out sparks in the room. Strong Bad and Homeschool had to use all tricks in the Jedi book to fight and survive.
Just then, Homeschool jumped at Strong Bad and somehow began choking him without the use of the Force, since he doesn't have any arms, or at least, hands.
In Coruscant, Ganondorf approached the stunned Pom Pom.
"I have waited a long time for this, my round yellow and orange friend. At last, the Jedi are no more," said Ganondorf.
"Not if I anything have to say about it, Ganondork," bubbled Pom Pom as he quickly got up and used the Force to throw Ganondorf all the way to the chair behind his desk, making him collapse onto the floor in a heap.
"Oh how humiliating!" shouted Ganondorf.
"At an end your rule is and not short enough it was, I must say," bubbled Pom Pom.
Just then, Ganondorf actually flew over the desk and towards the door. Before getting to run out, Pom Pom suddenly blocked his way.
"If so powerful you are, why leave?" bubbled Pom Pom.
Then Pom Pom ignited his green-bladed lightsaber.
"You will not stop me," replied Ganondorf, "Homeschool Winner will be more powerful than either of us."
Then Ganondorf ignited his red-bladed lightsaber.
"Faith in your new apprentice, misplaced may be, as is your faith in the dark side of the Force," replied Pom Pom.
Then Pom Pom and Ganondorf dove towards each other as their lightsabers clashed, beginning another awesome battle.
In Mustafar, Homeschool was in a winning position. He was now trying to pin Strong Bad to the ground while holding a lightsaber over his throat. Strong Bad had to use his strength (yes, he does have strength) to avoid being beheaded. Homeschool kept on pushing the lightsaber to Strong Bad's throat. Just then, Strong Bad kicked Homeschool in the crotch, making Homeschool fall back and let go of Strong Bad. Then Strong Bad got his lightsaber back and was about to strike Homeschool with it when suddenly, Homeschool jumped up with his lightsaber. Then they began fighting again.
In Coruscant, Ganondorf knew he needed more space to fight. So, he flew into his Chancellor's podium, which was starting to go to the Senate Chamber above. Pom Pom leaped to the podium as they began fighting intensely in the confined space.
In Mustafar, Homeschool and Strong Bad continued fighting. Then they began using the Force against each other to block each other's attacks. It seemed like in this clash, the one with the stronger use of the Force wins. However, here, it was a draw. In the end, the Jedi and Sith were sent flying away from each other and onto control panels.
They both got up. Strong Bad got his lightsaber first, and as he ran towards Homeschool, he was kicked away by Homeschool's with his lightsaber being sent flying away from his boxing glove. Then Homeschool dove towards Strong Bad and bit his right arm, making Strong Bad scream in pain. Then Homeschool used the Force to summon his lightsaber. Just then, Strong Bad punched Homeschool in the face with his left boxing glove to punch him into a control panel, where he crashed onto the controls.
What this did was oblivious to the two, but what happened was that a protective ray shield around the large main collection plant was turned off, making it vulnerable to the river of lava below.
In Coruscant, Pom Pom and Ganondorf continued their fight in the large Senate chamber. They furiously used their lightsabers to attack and block each other. Then Pom Pom tried a signature move. He spun around on one foot while holding out his lightsaber in his arm, making him be a deadly spinning lightsaber user. Then he spun towards Ganondorf, who was having trouble blocking the lightsaber attacks. And yes, this was what Pom Pom used against Zee-Gee-Oh one episode ago.
Soon, Pom Pom managed to knock Ganondorf's lightsaber out of his hands, but Ganondorf floated to an upper level, away from Pom Pom. Then he shot lightning bolts at Pom Pom, who absorbed them and shot them back at Ganondorf, but then, he disappeared. Then he reappeared on the upper level behind Pom Pom.
Then he shot a large energy ball at Pom Pom, knocking him down onto a lower pod while Ganondorf laughed. Then Ganondorf shot a larger energy ball, but at that instant, Pom Pom reflected the energy ball with his lightsaber, sending it back at Ganondorf, who deflected it with his cape. After playing something like a game of Pong, Ganondorf was finally hit by his own energy ball when he was too late in using his cape, electrifying himself.
Before Pom Pom could attack again, Ganondorf quickly recovered and began using the Force to throw Senate pods at Pom Pom. Pom Pom quickly had to roll out of the way to dodge them. Then Ganondorf threw a rather larger pod at Pom Pom. Just then, Pom Pom used the Force to stop the pod from crashing into Pom Pom. After spinning it around a lot, he threw it at Ganondorf, but he teleported to another spot in the same room again before being hit.
Then Pom Pom jumped to Ganondorf. He shot electricity at Pom Pom. He tried to deflect and/or absorb the electricity, but soon, Pom Pom was sent flying to Chancellor's Podium, causing him to drop his lightsaber (losing it forever). Then Ganondorf flew to the Podium and shot electricity at the Pom, but he began to absorb it using all of his might.
Soon, Pom Pom used the Force to shoot the electricity back at Ganondorf, throwing him away from the podium, but the force of the attack sent Pom Pom falling from the podium. As Pom Pom landed hard on the floor below, Ganondorf was saved by fate as he landed in a pod.
Soon, Strong Bad and Homeschool managed to continue their fight outside the control room and on the balcony, where they fought relentlessly. But then, Strong Bad found himself at the edge, so, he jumped to a pipe connected to the main collection plant below. As he walked backwards, Homeschool jumped to the same pipe, prepared to strike at Strong Bad. After some walking, they continued fighting while moving towards the main collection plant. Homeschool kicked Strong Bad away, but he grabbed onto the pipe with his lightsaber before jumping up and landing on the pipe.
Then they clashed lightsabers again with the lava raging around them, now that the ray shield was gone.
When he fell, Pom Pom's body was deflated, but he luckily didn't pop. So as result, he was much shorter and sknnier. This allowed him to crawl in a wiring chute to escape from the manic Ganondorf. Then he bubbled into his COM link to the Prince of Town.
"Hurry. Careful timing we will need," bubbled Pom Pom.
"There aren't many troops on this side. Activate your homing beacon when you're ready," replied the Prince of Town in his speeder.
In the Senate Chamber, a senate pod with Clone Commander Thireman and other clone troopers flew towards where Ganondorf and Leomard Sportsinterviews were. Beneath the main podium, several more clones were looking for Pom Pom, dead or alive.
"There is no sign of his body, sir," reported Commander Thireman.
"Then he is not dead," said Sportsinterviews.
"Double your search," ordered Ganondorf.
"Yes sir. Right away, sir," replied Commander Thireman.
As the pod left, Ganondorf sensed something in the Force.
"Tell Captain Kagiman to prepare my shuttle for immediate takeoff," ordered Ganondorf.
"Yes, Master," replied Sportsinterviews.
"I sense Lord Winner is in danger," said Ganondorf.
On the collection panels at the main collection plant, Strong Bad and Homeschool continued fighting, despite the circumstances with the lava melting the plant's frame. But when the lava began raining on them, both fighters hid under cover under the collection cluster. Then the support for the entire structure fell away after being melted too much, making the collection cluster fall to the lava river. Strong Bad and Homeschool continued their fight while hanging onto the highest point of the tower melting in the lava river with a strong current.
"Man, out of all planets, why did you wait for me here?" asked Strong Bad.
"Shut up and you won't have to know when you die!" shouted Homeschool as he continued fighting Strong Bad.
The Prince of Town flew his speeder under the light recesses at the roof eave of the Senate Building. Just then, the skinny Pom Pom fell from one of the light recesses and landed in the speeder. Then the Prince of Town flew the speeder away.
"Master Pom Pom, what happened to your body?" asked the Prince of Town.
"Helium, oxygen, or hydrogen need I," bubbled Pom Pom, "Into exile I must go. Failed, I have."
"No, I don't think that you failed. You still kicked Ganondowf's butt," said a familiar voice.
Then Homestar popped up in the backseats of the speeder.
"Homestar! You're not supposed to act!" exclaimed the Prince of Town.
"Oh come on! Let me come!" pleaded Homestar.
"All right, but you're doing no more comments on the chapters."
"That's all wight, they wewe bowing anyway."
Author's Comment:
What? What am I doing here? I already said through the Prince of Town that there are going to be no more comments, so accept that, just as you should accept the ending of the new Harry Potter book (that's all I'll tell you about the book).