Well, here's the last chapter. So, I just want to thank all of you reviewers who reviewed. Wow, about 60 reviews. That's the most reviews I ever got in a story. This is one of my most successful fanfics (another one is Job Hunt, a Spongebob fanfiction). Anyway, there will be more author notes at the end concerning some stuff about what happens to the characters and what I think I might do after this fanfic is over, which is right now.

Reply to reviewers (for the previous chapter):

Gijinka Renamon - I was just using the end of Harry Potter 6 as an example of accepting things, since I said to accept the fact that there are going to be no more author comments (not that they were great). Thanks for reviewing.

Kraven the Hunter - I guess the two lightsaber battles go pretty quickly if you read the Star Wars III script (Supershadow's website) and type a parody of it in story form. And yeah, nice joke. Thanks for reviewing.

Blue Phoenix - Thanks sticking with this story from the beginning to the end and reviewing.

So without further ado, here's the last chapter:

(Oh, and by the way, there are going to be some last surprises that have not been in the movie, so expect the unexpected, or actually, don't expect the unexpected. Whatever, just read.)

Chapter 14 – The Chosen None

Strong Bad and Homeschool continued fighting on the tower. Just then, Strong Bad realized that they were quickly going towards some lava falls. So, he grabbed a rope and leapt from the collection arm. Just then, Homestar spoke in his COM link.

"Hey Stwong Bad, how do you hang onto wopes with boxing gloves on?" asked Homestar's voice.

"Ugh, even when he's not supposed to act, he still annoys me," muttered Strong Bad.

Just when Strong Bad was in the apex of his swing, his COM link fell out of his pocket and into the lava.

As for Homeschool, he too noticed the lava fall, so he hung onto a rope with his mouth and jumped. As Homeschool and Strong Bad swung by each other, their lightsabers clashed, like a jousting challenge, except you're on cables over life-ending lava instead of riding on horses.

Just then, the collection panel was now at the lava falls, so Strong Bad and Homeschool were going to be doomed if they continued hanging onto the ropes. Strong Bad looked below and saw to his rescue a small metal platform. So, Strong bad did a jump onto the platform.

"Ha! Have fun finding a way to not get burnt!" shouted Strong Bad while doing a single deuce to Homeschool.

"Why you little piece of sh…" muttered Homeschool in reply when he realized that he was doomed.

Because he hung onto the ropes with his mouth, he couldn't talk, and if he did, he would fall. While falling, he saw a worker droid with flat heads below. So, Homeschool managed to steer himself to land on the confused worker droid.

As Strong Bad tried driving his platform to a lava river bank, Homeschool managed to control the droid (which was faster) to catch up with Strong Bad. Then they continued their swordfight as they were right next to each other. Then they began a conversation.

"I knew it. I knew that you would never learn to think," said Strong Bad, "Since you're so dumb."

"Only Homestar was dumb. I'm Homeschool, bound to be the strongest Sith lord ever!" replied Homeschool.

"Well, joining them was dumb too," quickly replied Strong Bad, "And if you stayed with the Jedi, you would have become much stronger, even stronger than Master Pom Pom!"

"But staying as a Jedi makes me weaker than me being a Sith! Face it! There's no way you can induce me to be a Jedi again!"

"Well, if you stayed as a Jedi… er… you would have called me Master!" retorted Strong Bad.

"Then it's a good thing I've betrayed the Jedi, but I should have known they tried to take over," said Homeschool.

"I knew I should have thought of a better reason to rejoin the Jedi," muttered Strong Bad before shouting, "Look! The Sith are the evil ones! Ganondorf is evil!"

"From the Jedi point of view! From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!" retorted Homeschool.

"Well, then you are stupid, and you have a stupider butt!" retorted Strong Bad.

"How dare you insult the intelligence of my butt! Anyway, this is the end for you, Strong Bad. I don't wish it were otherwise, whatever that means," replied Homeschool.

Then Homeschool jumped onto Strong Bad's platform after nearly falling into the lava. Then they continued their lightsaber fight. Just then, Strong Bad jumped onto the safe, black sandy edge of the lava river. Homeschool floated right in front of him.

"It's over Homeschool. I'm on the high ground. I don't know what that means, but basically, I'm on safe ground and you're not!" shouted Strong Bad.

"Don't you dare underestimate my power!" retorted Homeschool.

"Don't try to jump to get your legs chopped off," warned Strong Bad.

So, Homeschool jumped towards Strong Bad. In one quick flash, Strong Bad sliced Homeschool's legs off at the knees, forcing him to tumble down on the embankment and near the edge of the lava.

"See, I told you you'd get your legs chopped off," said Strong Bad.

Homeschool tried to crawl back up the embankment using his mouth with no success.

"I knew it. YOU'RE NOT THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU ARE THE CHOSEN NONE!" shouted Strong Bad, "You've brought darkness to the Force instead of destroying the Sith! That's not right!"

Then Strong Bad picked up Homeschool's lightsaber and began walking away.

"I HATE YOU!" screamed Homeschool.

"You're not my brother, but during the last few years, I learned that you were better than freakin' Strong Sad!" shouted Strong Bad, "And that's a good thing! Now you're back to square one, as bad as Gron Sad!"

Just then, Homeschool was engulfed in flames. As he screamed as he was being burnt alive, Strong Bad walked away.

"This is going to be too gross," muttered Strong Bad.

Strong Bad managed to find his way to the Naboo Skiff, where Strong Sad was waiting for him.

"Oh Strong Bad…" exclaimed Strong Sad.

"Master Strong Bad, you dope," replied Strong Bad, "Sheesh! You're dumb as Homestar too?"

"Okay, master," Strong Sad said reluctantly before continuing, "Marzipan is on board! Please hurry! We need to get out of here!"

Inside the skiff, Strong Bad checked on Marzipan lying on a bed in the ship.

"Strong Bad? Is Homeschool all right?" asked Marzipan.

"Uh, this is not my job to tell people about other's people's doom, I mean, I don't know," replied Strong Bad before leaving the room.

So, Strong Sad somehow flew the skiff away from the desolate planet of Mustafar.

Soon, an Imperial Shuttle landed on the Mustafar landing platforms. Then Ganondorf on horseback rode to where he sensed Homeschool was, followed by a platoon of clone troopers. When they found him, Ganondorf got off his horse and checked on the burnt remains of Homeschool.

"He's still alive," reported Ganondorf, "Get him medical attention immediately."

"Yes sir, right away," replied a clone captian.

Polis Massa was an asteroid with an emergency hospital/sanctuary used by the Jedi. Inside the observatory dome, after he was inflated, Pom Pom meditated.

"Failed to stop the Sith Lord, I have. Still much to learn, there is…" bubbled Pom Pom when he heard a familiar voice.

"Hey Pom Pom," said Coach Z's voice.

"Coach Z? Dead I thought you were," bubbled Pom Pom.

"Well, I am, but, uh, I discovered a secrort while I was dord. I fornd out how you can be a Jordi ghorst," said Coach Z's voice.

"You do it how?" bubbled Pom Pom.

"Well, you need comporssion... wait, is that right? I think I forgot. I need to look in the Jordi Encyclorpedia for ghorsts. Well, I corn't explain it to you now anyway. I'll tell you lorter," explained Coach Z's voice.

"Why?" bubbled Pom Pom.

"Jordi ghorsts can't be hord by normal porple," replied Coach Z's voice as the Prince of Town entered.

"Master Pom Pom, Strong Bad has made contact," reported the Prince of Town.

As Strong Bad arrived with Homsar and Strong Sad, medical droids carried Marzipan away to give her medical attention.

At that same time, Coruscant was under a gloomy feeling, for it was raining, which was rare in that planet. The Imperial shuttle landed on the landing platform for the new Imperial Rehab Center. As Ganondorf led the way, clones followed, carrying a capsule (which was a large version of a container for a power crunch) with Homeschool's crippled and burnt body inside.

In Polis Massa, the medics were working on Marzipan. Strong Bad, the Prince of Town, Strong Sad, Homsar, and Pom Pom were watching in the observatory room. Then one droid floated up to Strong Bad.

"Medically, she's healthy," reported the droid, "But we're still losing her."

"What? Why?" asked Strong Bad, "I thought you were the best medical droids in the whole galaxy!"

"We are, but we never had to deal with someone who is losing her will to live, and that's what Marzipan is like," explained the droid, "Anyway, we need to operate to save the babies."

"Babies?" exclaimed the Prince of Town.

"She's carrying twins," replied the droid.

"Save them, we must. They are our last hope," bubbled Pom Pom.

"Oh! I missed the perfect chance for creating the perfect scandal, except, I would be betraying Marzipan, since I was a friend of her. Forget what I said," said the Prince of Town.

"Uh, what makes two babies whose father is a Sith who has his legs chopped off and is burnt to a crisp so special?" asked Strong Bad.

Strong Sad and Homsar were puzzled.

"DaAaaAaAA! Crazy eights get all the mimes!" shouted Homsar.

"Um, well, this is a human reproduction process. But, here's a message to the author, please don't get into too much detail of the process. It's too disgusting for even me!" shouted Strong Sad.

"What the crap are you shouting at?" asked Strong Bad as he punched Strong Sad in the gut to shut him up.

In the Imperial Rehab Center, droids worked on Homeschool on a metal table. He tried to knock the droids away, but he had no limbs. After he calmed down, he was not only given two mechanical legs, but he was finally given mechanical arms, which were second to actual arms, so it was like a dream come true, if he didn't have excruciating pain from his fight with Strong Bad, as well as agony caused for some reason..

In the Polis Massa medical center, the Prince of Town, Pom Pom, and Homsar were watching the twins being delivered. Strong Sad was in the nearest bathroom, throwing up. And since Strong Bad was in the operating theater with Marzipan, he was feeling slightly queasy.

"Thank goodness I'm a guy," muttered Strong Bad, "I don't have to do this crap."

Then cries were heard. Strong Bad looked at Marzipan to see a floating droid holding a baby who looked like a miniature Homestar.

"It's a boy," said the droid.

"Homestar Runner…" Marzipan said weakly, naming her son.

"Oh man! She did give birth to a mini-Homestar! I should learn to use reverse psychology if I want things to go my way," muttered Strong Bad, "You know, since everything goes wrong in my life!"

Marzipan managed to give a faint smile to her son. Just then, another droid came with a baby who looked like a baby version of Marzipan.

"Here's the girl," said the other droid.

"Marzipan…" weakly said Marzipan.

"Jeez, you are very uncreative with names," remarked Strong Bad.

"Oh give her a break. She's dying too much to actually think and name her children. Jeez, you are so insensitive for a Jedi!" shouted the first droid.

In the Imperial Rehab Center, Homeschool (with new arms and legs) was dressed in black armor on a table. Nose plugs were inserted into him as he saw a black mask being lowered onto his scarred face. When it tightly sealed on his face, a helmet slid under and fit with the mask. Then Homeschool began his cold, metal, and signature breathing.

In the medical center in Polis Massa, Strong Bad began speaking to Marzipan.

"Okay, so you gave birth to twins. So, stay alive," said Strong Bad.

"I can't…" replied Marzipan before wincing and screaming.

"STOP SCREAMING!" screamed Strong Bad.

"I… I CAN'T!" screamed Marzipan in pain.

"Don't scream anymore! It's too loud!" said Strong Bad.

"Strong Bad… there is still… good in him. I know there is… still…" said Marzipan before breathing her last and dying.

"No, I'm not dead. All right, do the special effects for my corpse now," said Marzipan before getting up and leaving.

"But, you're supposed to actually die!" exclaimed Strong Bad.

Just then, Cardboard Marzipan (with Xs drawn over her eyes) fell onto the medical table.

"Why, how efficient, author! She is DEFINITELY dead," Strong Bad sarcastically said.

Just then, Homestar arrived where the others were.

"Sowwy I'm late. I got lost and found a food couwt befowe I wealized I was in the pantwy. What's going on?" asked Homestar.

"Look," ordered the Prince of Town.

So Homestar looked at Marzipan's corpse/Cardboard Marzipan.

"Oh, she joined the dying twend. Oh man! Why is this twend so populaw?" asked Homestar, "How do they do it?"

In the Imperial Rehab Center, the table with Homeschool moved upright. Then Ganondorf walked to the armored Homeschool strapped to the table by his mechanical arms.

"Lord Winner, can you hear me?" asked Ganondorf.

"Yes Master," Homeschool spoke in a mechanical voice before looking around the dark and desolate room, "Where is Marzipan? Is she safe? Is she all right?"

Then Ganondorf used the Force to find out what happened to her. In one second, he knew how to shred Homeschool's last link with his past life, shredding any hopes that Homeschool will go back to the light side of the Force.

"Judging by your anger, you killed her," replied Ganondorf.

Just then, Homeschool let out a low groan before using the Force to make everything in the room (besides Ganondorf and Homeschool) to implode/explode.

I COULD'VE SWORN SHE WAS ALIVE! NOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Homeschool.

Then he broke free from his bonds as he used his new arms to cause objects to fly around the room.

"STOP IT! You'll damage the new rehab center!" shouted Ganondorf, but it didn't stop Homeschool from breaking stuff and screaming.

In the Tantive IV, Strong Bad, the Prince of Town, and Pom Pom met in the conference room.

"Pregnant, she must still appear. Hidden, safe, the children must be kept," bubbled Pom Pom.

"Well, I don't know about the first one, but I think we can just draw on the 'corpse.' But really, the cardboard special effect is pathetic. But for the latter of what you said, we can split them up for drama and future episode purposes," replied Strong Bad, "Plus, it makes them harder to find for Ganondork."

"My wife and I will take the girl," said the Prince of Town, "We always wanted a baby girl. The Queen of Alderaan will the happy to have a new daughter."

"What about the boy?" asked Strong Bad, "There's no way I'm keeping him. I mean, I haven't even held hands, kissed a girl, or even dated! I'm not going to have babies this fast!"

"Worry do not. To Tatooine. To his family. Send him," bubbled Pom Pom.

"Um, how do you know all this?" asked Strong Bad, "We never even actually knew about them until now."

"The Force," replied Pom Pom.

"Okay, but can the twins defeat Ganondorf?" asked Strong Bad.

"Strong the Force runs, in the Winner/Runner line. Hope, we can . . . Done, it is. Until the time is right, disappear we will," bubbled Pom Pom.

So as the Prince of Town left, Pom Pom bubbled to Strong Bad again.

"Master Strong Bad, wait a moment. In your solitude on Tatooine, training I have for you," bubbled Pom Pom.

"No way. There's no way I'm going to be a crazy, old hermit named Coach Z who later gets his head chopped off by Homeschool Winner!" shouted Strong Bad.

"Still happen that will," bubbled Pom Pom, "An old friend has learned the path to immortality."

"Let me guess in a farfetched and cliché way, Coach Z, right?" asked Strong Bad, "His ghost came to visit."

"That's right," replied Pom Pom.

"Whoa, I must be finally getting actually psychic instead of pretending," remarked Strong Bad.

In a hallway in the star cruiser, the Prince of Town, Strong Sad, and Homsar met Captain Strong Badman, a muscular and superhero version of Strong Bad.

"Captain Badman," said the Prince of Town.

"What? I'm about to ask Stiny something about getting me a Danish or about the coffee on my death ray plans," replied Captain Badman.

"I'm placing these people acting as droids in your care. Treat them well and clean them up," ordered the Prince of Town.

"Well, I guess our fate isn't that bad after all," remarked Strong Sad.

"It isn't over until the kaka ocarina limes!" shouted Homsar.

"Oh, and, erase the fat and depressed one's memory," the Prince of Town said to Captain Badman, "But notthe short one with apparent autism, you know, since he has apparent autism."

"What? Why?" asked Strong Sad before Captain Badman punched him in the head, knocking him unconscious.

Later, Strong Sad will develop a very strong case of amnesia. As for Homsar, even though his memory wasn't erased, barely anybody can understand him, and even Strong Sad doesn't even know what Homsar says sometimes, so the secret of the past is safe, I guess. That may be a good thing or a bad thing.

In the Naboo Main Square, large crowds were standing by a street, mourning for the person inside the flowered coffin carried by six goats. Soldiers and family members followed the coffin. Inside the sarcophagus, Cardboard Marzipan had her japor snippet given to her by Homestar (or Homeschool) years ago drawn around her neck. Another thing that was drawn on Cardboard Marzipan was a way to show she's still pregnant (Strong Bad did not draw this).

Later, Pom Pom's escape pod landed on the swampy planet of Dagobah, where he was to live for the rest of his life.

"Better planet I should chosen have," angrily bubbled Pom Pom as he looked around his new surroundings.

In an Imperial Star Destroyer in space, Homeschool Winner walked across the flagship's bridge to where Ganondorf and Governor (soon to be captain) Mouth. They were watching the construction of the mighty Death Star outside.

Alderaan was a very beautiful planet with snowcapped mountains. In an Alderaan palace overlooking the mountains, the Prince of Town arrived with Marzipan Jr. to a room where the Queen of Alderaan (a very beautiful and humanlike queen) was waiting. The queen took Marzipan and rocked her gently.

In Tatooine, Strong Bad rode a Grundy (a chicken with running shoes) to the Lars (formerly called Depot) Moisture Farm. Strong Bad walked to 1936 Marzipan, a grayscale version of Marzipan with two ponytails and a wider and shorter face. He gave Homestar Jr. (the baby, not the burger) to his aunt, who happily accepted him.

"Oh kind stranger, what is your name? Hagrid?" asked 1936 Marzipan.

"No, my name is…" said Strong Bad before thinking for a moment. Finally, he said, "Coach Z."

After Strong Bad (now called as Coach Z) rode away from the farm, 1936 Marzipan walked to The Homestar Runner and showed him his new baby nephew. Then the three watched the twin suns set.

Although this story ends in a negative way, this is just the beginning, for there are the next three episodes. But first, I'd like to tell you what will happen to each character:

Homeschool Winner: He would become a very feared Sith who kills a lot of Jedi knights and masters during the Jedi Purge in the years before Episode IV. Then he would later kill Strong Bad (Coach Z) and then learn about his son, Homestar. Then he would die after killing Ganondorf, who would try killing Homestar.

Strong Bad: As a result of being a hermit and being named Coach Z, he would actually take the form, mind, and even accent of Coach Z. He would later find Homestar when he's grown up and train him. Then he would take Homestar on his adventure, meeting Strong Bad (a famous pilot) and The Cheat. Later in the Death Star, he would get killed by Homeschool Winner and become a Jedi ghost to guide Homestar on his path to be the greatest Jedi who ever lived. While being a hermit, he would learn how to be a Jedi Ghost from his dead mentor, Coach Z.

Homsar and Strong Sad: They would be in Marzipan's ship when it's attacked by the Empire after Marzipan and the rebels steal information about the Death Star. Then they would go to Tatooine while Homsar has a message for Strong Bad/Coach Z. Then they would be owned by Homestar, and then they would go on a new adventure.

Ganondorf: He would continue being emperor, and only a few people would know he was a Sith. During the years before Episode V, he would return to Hyrule to try taking over before getting defeated by Link again. When he's supposed to be trapped in the Realm of the Sages, he returns to the galaxy in time for Episode VI, where he would try to replace Homeschool Winner with his son, Homestar. After Homestar refuses to join the Sith, Ganondorf would try frying Homestar to death, only to be killed by Homeschool, who returns to the light side of the Force.

The Clones: They would take a new name, the Fhqwhgads. That's because something goes wrong in the cloning process to produce Fhqwhgads, which was good for the inhabitants of Geonosis. So, the Fhqwhgads would later replace the Stinkoman clones as they became soldiers of the Empire.

Reynold: Although he didn't get a big role in this story, in the end, he lives in Naboo with the Nubian Cheat Commandos (the ones not from Kashyyyk) and live happily ever after, I guess, since the Cheat Commandos' opinion about someone can change quickly.

The Prince of Town: He would become a member of the Rebellion, a group started by the ex-Senators who still believed in Democracy. While in stress, he would eat. Soon, he would become fat, hated, the opposite of trim, and a king. Thus, he would be the King of Town.

Pom Pom: He would stay in Dagobah and became a hermit. During the years of solitude, he would learn how to be a Jedi ghost from Coach Z (Qui-Gon). Then Homestar would crash into his life and learn how to be a Jedi from Pom Pom. He would later die of landing on a pin when he's 900 years old, or maybe younger, since he doesn't look that old at all.

Lem Sportsinterviews: He would later die on the Death Star when it's destroyed by Homestar Runner.

Firebert: After being told his name sucks too much, he would quit the Kashyyyk Cheat Commandos, become The Cheat, become Strong Bad's (Han Solo) sidekick and a big help to the Rebellion.

Kashyyyk Cheat Commandos: They just lived on the planet, thinking of ways to defeat Blue Laser, even though he is dead.

Homestar Runner (not the baby): He would live in Naboo for the rest of his life, since the Tantive left him behind on the planet after Marzipan's funeral. He would never learn about the concept of dying at all.

Homestar Runner (Luke): He would grow up to be a successful Jedi. But he would start his journey after owning Strong Sad and Homsar, meeting Coach Z (Strong Bad), and the death of his aunt and uncle caused by the Fhqwhgads looking for Strong Sad and Homsar. After his fight with Homeschool Winner, he would learn about his father being a Sith. He would later stop Homeschool Winner from remaining as a Sith, cause the death of Ganondorf, and be a new Jedi Master for the new Jedi Order.

Marzipan (Leia): She would be a very important member of the Rebellion, but then she would get kidnapped by Homeschool Winner in the Death Star while watching her planet (Alderaan) explode. Then she would get rescued by her brother, Homestar, and future husband, Strong Bad ("WHAT?" exclaimed Marzipan).

Captain Mouth: He becomes a very famous governor of the Empire, but he would later die in the explosion of the Death Star. Wait, was the Man with the Huge Mouth Tarkin, or was Mouth the guy choked by Darth Vader (Homeschool Winner) and Strong Mad is Tarkin? I wish Will-Write-For-Pocky's episode 4 story wasn't deleted, or was written in story form.

The Homestar Runner and 1936 Marzipan: They would later transform into the No "I" in Team Guy and the Unnamed Girl due to some radiation from an accident. Then they would die when the Fhqwhgads attack while looking for Homsar and Strong Sad.

Eh! Steve: He lived forever in fame for being the most famous inexperienced pilot of the Clone Wars, just as he dreamed.

Homer Starrun: Me, I'm going to take a break from the Homestar Wars stories if I can't write some of the episodes/an episode from the original trilogy, and maybe I will take a break from writing fanfiction dot net stories. But I'm thinking of a parody story of Star Wars episode VI if Will-Write-For-Pocky permits it. But right now, my heart's not really into writing the parody of the original Star Wars movies. Until then, thank you all for reading and reviewing.

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