Authors note: WHOOT! I don't own the beginning of Avatar. If I did, it would go something like this: Earth. Fire. Water. Air. Those are the elements that kick ass. But, sadly, only the Avatar can control all of the 4 elements. The Fire Nation was killing us, but when we called on the Avatar to kick their ass back to Oklahoma, but he vanished. Now, a decade later my hot brother and me found him, and its up to him to save our skins. Yeah I know it's kind of sick, but hey? I have brain damage; it's not my fault.

"No, really?" asked Sokka sarcastically.

"SOKKA!" shouted Katara.

"Oh shit, I just gave us away didn't I?" Sokka looked at everybody looking at him. A.j. just nodded her head in shame.

"Don't let them escape!" shouted Zuko. All of the Fire Nation soldiers came after them again.

"Great," moaned A.j. "How are we going to get out of this one?"

"Magic!" said Bridget. "Whoooo!"

A.j. pushed a Fire Nation soldier at Bridget on accident. She pushed him into Zuko.

"Hey," said Zuko.

"Not my fault," said Bridget. She sent a blaze of fire at him, but he easily blocked it.

"Your so weak," he smirked.

"What happened to you eye?" asked Bridget absent-mindedly. "Cause you never told me,"

"Fine!" he shouted. "YOU WANNA KNOW? I LOST A DEUL! COMMANDER ZHAO! HAPPY NOW!"

Everybody just stared at him.

A.j. and Bridget looked at him, then looked at each other. They fell down laughing like crazy.

"OH…MY…GOD!" shouted A.j. talking between laughs. "HE STARTED HAVING A SPAZ ATTACK!"

Bridget started rolling around. "THAT…WAS…FUNNY!"

Zuko sent fire blasts everywhere trying to hit them, but didn't avail for they were rolling around too much and to fast.

"STAY STILL!" he yelled.

"Man, you're never going to hit them," said Sokka.

"Yeah," said Aang. "Even I can't get them."

They all started chuckling, until A.j. rolled into the wall. Then they started laughing.

All A.j. said was: "Ow." Then she started rolling around.

Zuko had enough of this. He went and picked up Bridget, and carried her off somewhere. Forgetting about Aang.

"NOOO!" shouted A.j. still rolling around. "BRIDGET!"

A few days later…

"I SAID CHOCOLATE! NOT VANILLA! TAKE IT BACK!" shouted Bridget in the kitchen.

Iroh pulled Zuko to the side.

"She's taking over the ship Prince Zuko." Whispered Iroh.

"Yes I know that Uncle." Zuko seemed irritated.

"I'm not saying to beat her, just…let her know whose ship it is." With that, Iroh left to drink his tea.

"You," said Zuko coming behind Bridget. She turned around and was grabbed by the arms. "What do you think you're doing? This is MY ship! You can't just do what ever you please!"

"Excuse me," said Bridget. "I didn't ask to be here. He might have." She pointed to a man dressed in tight woman's clothing, long hair, and make-up smiling a sexy smile and waving at Zuko.

"Okay, but you have to do what I say!" shouted Zuko. "Not get in my room!"

Bridget couldn't do anything but obey.

She went to his room. It was huge. There was a huge bed, a couch, a desk, a bookcase, and some other random junk.

"Well, I'm going to torture him by taking his bed!" She started to do a manically laugh. Then fell asleep right away.

Oh it was a hard day for Zuko. He was so stressed. All he wanted to do was go to sleep in his nice big bed and forget about it all.

But as he walked in his room, he noticed a black blob on his bed. He then realized it was Bridget. He mumbled cursed words such as: "God fuck that bitch. Steal my bed you whore, your going to die" ext, ext. He took a pillow and went to sleep on the couch. But, Bridget was awake the whole time. She enjoyed his in pain and misery. She smiled to herself as she went to sleep.

A.j. couldn't sleep. She had her knees up to her chest, thumb in her mouth, right eye twitching, and rocking back and forth.

"Can you stop that?" asked Sokka. "You've been doing that same thing for 3 days straight."

"I WANT MY BRIDGET BACK!" cried A.j.

"Don't worry A.j.," said Aang. "We'll get her back, don't worry,"

"Yeah," said Katara. "Good always overcomes back,"

"BUT THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!" cried A.j. again. Her face was steam red with tears.

"Whose they?" asked Sokka.

A.j.'s eyes started glowing blood red. "Them."

Everybody decided to get off that subject, for now at least. What was with her? Her eyes glowed red a lot. And she was always insanely hyper.

"I know what would cheer you up!" said Sokka. "Hey A.j., you wanna sing?"

A.j.'s head perked up. She stood up and started doing air guitar.

"I'M BOUNCIN OFF THE WALLS AGAIN! AND I'M LOOKING LIKE A FOOL AGAIN! I THREW AWAY MY REPUTATION! ONE MORE SONG FOR THE RADIO STATION!" A.j. sang. "But I still miss my Bridget."

"We need to stop at Omashu for some supplies," said Aang. "Then we can go look for Bridget."

A.j. started pounding her fists and feet onto Appa's saddle. "BUT I DON WANNA! I DON WANNA!"

By the time they landed A.j. still didn't stop. She didn't even want to get off of Appa. They made Sokka carry her over his shoulder. They whole time she was pounding on his back.

They got to the gate quickly, but Sokka was in pain. (Hehe)

"Why is she like that?" asked the guard, guarding the gate, motioning at A.j.

"Uh," Katara went to whisper to the guard. "It's that time of the month…"

"Oh," He looked back at the others. "State your name's and business."

"I sir," said Aang. "Am the Avatar, and this is Sokka, this is his sister Katara, and that's A.j., the one on Sokka's shoulder. We come to see King Boomi and to get some supplies."

"Can we get in now so I can put her down?" asked Sokka.

The guard did this thing, and 3 walls of earth split open. They walked in; still A.j. was pounding on his back.

"NO!" shouted A.j. as he tried to put her down. "I WILL NOT GIVE IN!" But alas, she finally got down and started to walk.

On the way, she started singing again. This time, it wasn't one of her metal songs, it was something else. It was more like chanting.

"Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago all 4 nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. 100 years past and my brother and I found the new Avatar. An airbender named Aang. The problem is, he's still just a kid, and even though his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world."

"What was that for?" asked Katara.

"That's the opening!" exclaimed A.j. "Just incase you guys get really, really famous and they make a TV show out of you!"

"No it wouldn't work." Said Sokka playing with his boomerang.

"And why not?"

"Because it's stupid! No one's ever going to watch a show with an opening like that!"

Authors note: PLEASE REVIEW OR DIE! LOL! Just kidding, no worries…but I would sleep with one eye open if you don't!