Genis was the first to come to.
"What is this place?" He asked, as he saw he was standing in the middle of a field, with everyone else around him, apparently unconscious.
"This is Earth," I replied.
"That's helpful."
"Earth is another world parallel to yours. I live in it."
"You do?"
"Yes, I…oh crap, I have to do something funny in the next ten seconds or the readers will hate me!"
"What?" Said Genis as the others began to stir.
"No time! Abort! Abort!"
Suddenly a midget appeared and smacked Zelos in the ahem with a mallet, bringing him to rather painfully.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
"Zelos," said Lloyd, awakened along with everyone else by his scream, "Stop screaming."
"Yeah, and quit talking in all caps," said Genis.
"Ahh, the old Midget-with-a-hammer trick," I said. Helps with a lot of trouble when you've got to do something quick…guess that's the danger of writing comedy…Ok everyone," I said to…everyone, "I sent you all to a world called Earth because I was bored…If you want to go back, you'll have to find where I live here and do whatever you have to to get me to let you go back Until then, bye-bye."
"Well," said Regal, "a sign over there says we're in a park.."
"What are we waiting for then? Let's get going!" Said Lloyd, who immediately ran into the street and got hit by a car.
" I'm okay!" He said, standing up, only to be hit by a bus.
"I'm okay again!" He said, standing up only to be hit by a meteorite.
"Still okay!" He said, only to be trampled by a huge parade of elephants, whom have no reason for being except to trample Lloyd.
"Hey! That's not fair!" Shouted Lloyd.
"What's not fair Lloyd?" Asked Colette.
"I don't know. Something about elephants being written into the story…I don't remember."
"Well, if you're done suffering comically repeating injuries that escalate in pain, we may as well try to find this guy," said Raine.
"I agree," said everyone else, except Lloyd, who was too busy being run by the entire population of the Eurasian landmass to answer.
"Then let's get going," Raine said, and so they did, each one of them trampling over Lloyd as they went.