Authors note: HI! Sorry I'm being a little rusty at updating.

A.j.'s eyes widened as she went into Boomi's room. There was a whole bunch of stuff there to touch, play with, and break. It was A.j.'s dream come true. She didn't dare go by the bed though. The pillows looked evil. She always was afraid of pillows. They would always turn over and kill her. How? She didn't know. Although she did know that they did it.

"Ooh." She walked over to his dresser. There was a strange bottle of some sort. She opened it and took a sniff. She quickly closed it realizing it was old people perfume and that it smelled bad. She read the label out loud. "Tour de France."

"Hey!" came a guard's voice from the hall. "You're not supposed to be in there!"

"Oh shit," she said under her breath. She ran to the window and jumped out. She landed in a pile of hay. Not know who it belonged to, she just sat in it.

It seemed about an hour until the hay finally stopped. And for some reason, A.j. felt a little queasy. But, she didn't pay no mind to it. She poked her head up from the hay. "Shit," She was on a Fire Nation ship. Somebody noticed her.

"Hey!" he shouted. "Get Prince Zuko."

It was now or never. A.j. had to run. She airbended herself up and ran towards the hall. She turned her head to see if anyone was chasing her. Nope. No one.

Before she could turn her head back around, she ran into something. She fell down on the floor hard with a big THUMP. "Dammit, I'm on the floor again." She looked up. Instead of seeing she should be afraid of, she saw Iroh.

"What are you doing here?" asked Iroh. "…And what's with the strange clothes?"

"I…AM FROM THE FUTURE!" shouted A.j. as she wriggled her fingers around.

"Uncle!" came Zuko's voice from behind them. "You have captured the intruder!"

"Yes," said A.j. "Very good for you uncle…wait…I'm the intruder aren't I?"

Iroh nodded his head slightly.

"So…" A.j. looked around. "Where's Bridget?"

"Bridget?" asked Zuko. "Oh that one with the bad hair. She's in my room."

A.j. got up and ran to his room. She found Bridget lying on the bed talking to the pillows.

"I hate Wednesdays." She said. "Their boring and retarded the-A.J.!"

"PINKY!" shouted A.j. as she ran up and hugged her.

Iroh came into the room, followed by Zuko, who was followed by the Muffin Man.

"Are you girls hungry?" asked the Muffin Man. "I got fresh muffins!"

"No," said Bridget. "Muffins had to much fat in them."

"Yeah," added A.j. "And we don't want to end up like Free Willy over here," A.j. pointed to Iroh.

"AMANDA JEAN!" shouted Bridget. "Don't you dare bite the hand that feeds!"

"What dose Free Willy mean?" asked Iroh confused. He obviously didn't know that Willy was a whale.

"It mean's you fat." Said A.j. straight out.

Bridget took the back of her palm and slapped A.j. A.j. covered her face and stared at Bridget with shock.

A.j. soon shut up after that.

After everyone left A.j. looked at Bridget.

"YOU BITCH!" A.j. through a pillow at her and started laughing.

"Hey, it was the only way to shut you up!" laughed Bridget. "You don't bite the hand that feeds! Haven't you ever heard that song? And with our luck we wont eat for another 2 days."

A knock came at the door.

"I have some soup for you." Came a servant's voice on the other side. He came in and put a tray down. It held 2 bowls of soup, and 2 cups of water.

A.j. took a sniff of the soup. It smelled like rotten potatoes! A.j. threw up all over the bed.

"Come on," said Bridget taking a sip of the soup. "It isn't that bad." Bridget glared at A.j. "You aren't pregnant…are you?" When A.j. didn't say anything…because she was throwing up. "…What have you and Sokka been doing?"

A.j. turned around really fast. This time it was her turn. She bitch slapped Bridget right across the face.

"How dare you say that!" screamed A.j. "I wouldn't even dream about liking a boy like him!"

"I don't know," said Bridget. This was her time to get A.j. back for all the wise cracks about her and…dare I say it? Matt. "I seen the way you look at him. And I know what kind of boys you like. You can't hide it. I'm like your sister."

When A.j. finished puking, she took a pillow and threw it at Bridget. Bridget dodged it and threw one at A.j. She ducked and it smacked the window. The window broke into millions of little pieces and scattered everywhere. "Damn."

A.j.'s face lit up. "Yes! Broken glass! Finally!" She ran over to it and picked a piece up. But before it made contact, Bridget took it from her.

"How can you stand that?" she asked. "It hurts."

Zuko rushed through the door.

"I heard broken glass!" Zuko looked around. "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY BED?"

"You're room smells like sweaty gym socks," answered Bridget.

"But don't worry," added A.j. "We weren't going to sleep on it anyway."

Zuko's eyes closed. He was trying not to get to mad and blow their brains out. The thing is he could get away with it. No one would miss them. But yet, it would be quiet around the ship without Bridget. He didn't care about that other girl though. What was her name? T.j. or something? What an odd girl name.

"I volunteer to sleep in the hamper!" said A.j. suddenly.

Zuko turned around. "What hamper?"

"That big whole down in the engine area."

"OH SHIT!"

Zuko rushed down to the engine area. Sure enough there was the whole. Only it wasn't a hamper whole. It was a whole whole. And water was pouring out of it!

"Captain!" shouted Zuko. "Do something about this!"

Iroh stood next to the girls confused.

"You thought that was a hamper?"

O.o

"I'm starting to worry," said Boomi. He took a sip of tea…or something.

"About what?" asked Sokka. He took a big bite out of his chicken, stuffing it in his face like the selfish pig that he is…

"About your little friend…A.j. was it? She's been gone for like…9 ½ hours." Explained Boomi.

"Yeah…strange…OH WELL!" Sokka took another bite of his chicken.

Authors note: What a jerk huh? PLEASE REVIEW!