And heeeee-re's Manson… with Chapter number three….. You know I don't own Soul Calibur… With that Said… On with the show

Neuron Orgy

"Welcome back to STTO Soul Calibur Style… We were speaking about the things they wanted to be and Nightmare wanted to be the lead singer from Rammstein…. So, now that we have caught up in subject…" She was interrupted by Xianghua who was snaking in the floor with a very pale expression.

"So… hungry… can't see…" She said as she crawled up and down through the stage.

"… Ignoring the Xianghuaconda let's keep up…. Guys…."

"Actually mein Herrin, I am a little hungry myself…." Nightmare said as he was designing a flag for his axis and it came out as a star and something else better left not described. All the souls started agreeing that they were hungry.

"OK… The staff will do something about it… Now… let's keep up. What made you join Soul Calibur….?" Asked Mickey as she looked around.

"Well…. I joined because I saw Ivy… -Yunsung said as he looked dreamily at the dominatrix whom simply raised a brow and that was enough of a freaked out face for her. - So I stole Seung Mina's trip and joined. Ivy and I are destined to be together…"

"Whoa child you have your hopes up…." Raphael said sniffing of his wine.

"I thought Ivy could be mein Herrin but she spanked mein ass und I don't like it… und she laughed… und it hurt… Inferno likes to be spanked… but es ist mein ass…" Nightmare/Sieggy said in a childish tone as all the souls looked wide eyed at Ivy.

"What…? As if you girls never thought he deserved a spank in that tight ass of his…" Ivy said as Taki, whom to this moment had stopped weeping, just pulled out a Kleenex box and started weeping again.

"I have…" Talim said as she smiled and blushed and hid behind Voldo.

"Where did I go wrong with you, young lady?" Cervantes said as he shook his head.

"Right after the Conception moment Cervy…." Kilik replied as Cassandra laughed loudly.

"WHOOSH…" Voldo said as he looked at everyone. Mickey looked at her staff and they handed Voldo a small tablet PC so he would type and not Whoosh…. And so they did to Charade.

"I joined because I wanted to meet the star of the game…" Charade said as he looked at Mickey. To her that was a much more logical thing.

"The Star, Mr. Charade?"

"Yes… Soul Edge… every time I fight Nightmare she blinks at me… she's such a Vixen. But Nightmare does not approve of our love…" There was a complete silence in the studio as Cassandra pulled out a five inch violin and started playing a sappy sad song. Mickey looked at Charade, then at Nightmare, then at Cassandra that was on her way to the Vienna Symphonic Orchestra.

"Vixen…. Love… Blinks…. Nightmare?" Mickey seemed to have lost it there. Charade leaned back like one of those proud jocks on a bar.

"Ok OK… so There I was, forming over and over again… it was my first day, people bites their nails or walks in the same place… I reformed myself over and over again… then the first time I fight comes up a knight in shinny armor and by his side the fairest of all ladies… That gorgeous eye…- Mickey looked at a picture of Soul Edge in a close TV… it was flesh and a maniac looking reddened pumping eye… but if he said it was gorgeous, who was she to judge the taste of an eye? He must be Visual when it came to mates. - I swear I couldn't contain myself…. She was gorgeous and strong…" Cassandra kept playing and Xianghua stopped snaking to listen to charade. Mickey looked at Nightmare… he just rolled his eyes…

"And… I am afraid to ask but, wait… seriously scared to ask, now… what happened?"

"Well… we fought, and as I felt her on me I could have sworn I felt something I have never felt in my life… she was cutting right through me, making us be one in that moment… The knight wanted to destroy me… She was loving me…. I am not an easy eye but I couldn't resist her… and I promised her we would be together… I talked to Nightmare afterwards and he looked at me said a lot of stuff with growls and then said something that sounded like NEIN… and he walked off… We casually meet every now and then… But I need to know why he doesn't approve of our love….?" The audience was weeping now and Taki was passing Kleenex left and right. Nightmare was getting counseling from Herr Quacky Freud because now he was traumatized by being the bad guy… usually he was the bad guy and enjoyed it. But now… he was traumatized. Herr Quacky on his side had a nice brown suit and a cheap dollar mustache.
"Sacre Bleu he doesn't know why Sieggy doesn't approve?" Raphael said putting the glass of wine and drinking directly from the bottle.

"Oh My Siegfried, why are you like that….? I mean, we didn't say anything when you were in your search for your Herrin and took a stripper as your Lady… for five minutes and we got you drunk to the point of unconsciousness so you would agree but you did take the stripper…. Why can't Chary take Edgy for himself….?" Maxi said as Kilik took Voldo's Tablet PC to show the pics of a Drunken Nightmare asleep and a stripper on his lap giving the peace sign while a very drunk Maxi, Kilik and Yunsung smiled all blushed to the cam.

"Don't remind me of That MAXI… Note to self… when I am Führer, make Maxi a Monk…" Nightmare said as somehow Herr Quacky had a post ad and a pencil.

"Why don't you approve Mein Führer?" Mickey asked as some more people fell on the love tragedy of the valiant and cute Charade.

"Yeah, Nightmare… I would love her forever…. And she won't replace you… you are her swordsman…" Charade explained even how it was good because when Soul Edge and him tied the knot they were planning on having a huge family. So there would be small Daggers, butter knives and such that would grow up to be great swords and he could use them. They would fight loyally for the Schwarz Wind and for the Schtauffen Klan.

"Ok… this is insane…" Maxi said as he looked at everyone.

"Yes… Everyone knows that butter knives don't grow up to be swords…- Said Xiannghua….- They grow up to be butcher knives…" She said while Kilik just raised a brow.

"Excuse me Xianghua… that just makes no sense…. As a matter of fact, nothing makes sense at all…" He said as he leaned back and Raphael gave him some wine.

"Miss Xianghua… Are you sure you have an IQ of at least 80?" Mickey asked the Chinese warrior. Xianghua looked at her with big eyes still in the half off position in which she stopped snaking to listen to Charade and now looked like a frozen contortionist.

"Sometimes we doubt it ourselves Twinkie…" Ivy said looking at Xianghua's back making a complete 90 degree angle… something like Voldo only shorter and Chinese. Xianghua just thought and realized she said something even stupider than a Führer brand quote.

"Don't mind me… it's the hunger…" She said as she tried break-dancing to where Voldo was to see of he left something of the salad… but not even the crums were left.

"Sure Gremlin… whatever you say…" Said Cassandra looking at Xianghua.

"I'm not a gremlin… FOR THE LAST TIME…"

"Ok ok… So, why don't you want Charade to be with Soul Edge, Nightmare?" Mickey asked going back to the real topic.

"It's common sense…" Nighty said as he placed Herr Quacky on his head and looked at his Herrin as if she was not using her head.

"There's something SO wrong in that quote…" Raph said swallowing from his wine.

"Maybe that he's a demon telling you that something is common sense…- Mitsurugi said as he looked at Nightmare with the duck on his head.- Or maybe because he is a crackpot that has a Dock as his right hand telling you it is common sense… Your pick…" All the souls looked at each other. None of them thought on that. They just thought that it had nothing of common sense if it seemed like it was bound to happen.

"Wow… he's one of the Mitsu's and he knows something we didn't…" Yunsung said amazed while still looking dreamily at Ivy. Cervantes just handed Ivy a can of contraceptives. She looked at him wide eyed.

"What is this for?"

"In the case you decide to reproduce… I don't want grandchildren with his genes…" Cervantes said crossing a leg.

"Cervy approves…- Yunsung said hugging the cute dead pirate.- I will make you proud… dad!" Cervantes just sighed loudly and started to look lilac.

"The first person that calls me dad has to be this moron… Life as an undead sure is bitter sweet…." He said as Yunsung kept hugging him.

"Ok OK.. why is it common sense, Führer? I mean… -Mickey continued.- If you look at It from a logical point of view. Both Charade and Soul edge are fragments of the same weapon… they are bound to be together…Don't you agree?" Nightmare just smiled widely and squeezed Herr Quacky on her face.

"Well Said Mein Herr… I cannot approve because Soul Edge is A Male sword… and I think Charade is also male. I have a very open mind but no Zweihanders will be raised out of that union and I will not have two horny school boys when I am battling for souls… If Charade still want to be with Edgy even knowing it's a guy… Well, we can talk about it… I think I told him once… I said… Es tut mir Leid, aber Soul Edge ist ein Mann. Sie können nicht (I'm Sorry but Soul Edge is a male.. You can't) I told him but he got mad at me…" Nightmare said with a pouch. Mickey was shocked and everyone was looking at Charade who was a blinking eye… the usual.

"Soul Edge is a man?" He asked as his eye looked so wide it was going to pop out of his arms and legs and eyelid.

"I always heard him say 'Vixen' and 'Lady' I tried to tell him… he never listened…" Nightmare said as he looked at his Herrin.

"You Used me!" Charade said pointing an accusing finger at Soul Edge whom got Voldo's tablet PC and played a song a little altered with his demonic powers.

"HE HATES ME… WHOA…. HE FU-beep-ING HATES ME… LALALALA…"

"Soul Edge is a guy?" Kilik asked.

"Who knew?" Yoshimitsu said as he looked at Talim with one of the computers.

"It says it here in the weapon description…" She said pointing at the Soul Calibur website. Mickey just shook her head.

"This is insane… Take us to fu-beep-ing commercial break…" She said standing up and walking away.

"Well Well… What other romances we will uncover? Shall we find out the balance on Xianghua's bank account? Should we send Charade and Soul Edge to a retreat? Is there going to be offspring between Yunsung and Ivy?" Cervantes interrupted….

"Over My dead Body…."

"Already happening Grandpa… -Continued the Deep Voice.- All that and much more when we come back to Somewhat Twisted Takes on Soul Calibur 2… Strikes back… But first… Soul Edge's trademark Dance…"

-Soul Edge moving the flesh and blinking to the rhythm of I like to Move it…-

EOT-

And so it comes the day for a Hobby writer to answer her reviews… Here are my review answers:

To Sir Dik Dik: System is Good… I WUV Rammstein… I am obsessed with Germany. And Thanks for the Promotion… I didn't know about that. Thanks for reviewing and keep up the good work.

To AthaMaarit: Mmmm…. I know, Rammstein, Nighty/Sieggy and Leather pants are to meow for. So there are more R+ fans than what I thought. I am amazed… Thanks for reviewing… I live for my fans, Ramen Soup, Nightmare and Germans…

To Alice the Raven: I know… The Führer shall set you free… Thanks for the review.

To Rain54: Insane is my Middle name… No actually it is… I can't disclose but It could be… Thanks for reading and I hope you liked the chappie…

To Lysander: Well… I don't know about that… I have to watch Monty Python, I know… I should. But I have something special in my grasp for next chapter…. Danke Danke for the review.

So… there's chapter number 3… hope you liked it… Please review…. Reviews… COME ONTO ME… Toodles.