Did you know that in New York it is illegal to walk backwards on a sidewalk while eating an ice cream cone? No? Yes? Well… now you know… And I also don't own Soul Calibur… On with the show!

Nonsense in the Lounge

"Welcome Back to Somewhat Twisted Takes on Soul Calibur 2, Strikes back…- Mickey said as she seemed a little frustrated.- We are here with the cast of Soul Calibur…" She looked at Charade that was still 'frowning' in a corner.

"Are you going to keep it up…?" Asked Soul Edge to Charade. Somehow that was a question.

"Yes…" Charade replied.

"But you liked it too…" Edgy continued trying to save his relation.

"Wow… this is a real love crisis…" Cassandra said as she looked at the thing.

"This is actually some Jerry Springer Shit…" Kilik said as he looked at Yunsung looking dreamily at Ivy. Kilik wcould imagine Soul Edge and Charade on the Springer Show and Charade saying 'I love him so much…' and Soul Edge would be like 'Honey I have to tell you a secret… I am a MAN…' and the audience will go Jerry, Jerry, Jerry…. And as he looked at Yun and Ivy he thought that was also some Jerry Springer Shit, a Teen boy and a Voluptuous Dominatrix. Maybe he was watching way too much TV.

"That's because their love is not like ours… right Ivy?" Ivy simply sighed.

"Guys if you don't mind… I want to keep working. I have a life you know…" Mickey said a little frustrated. She had less patience than the other hosts from the show.

"I don't mind…- Xianghua said in a trauma.- The sooner you finish the better…" She said as Mickey looked at her and at her side where it seemed Nightmare was having an existential crisis. He looked worried, serious and not like the cute Führer we have come to know and love. Herr Quacky had a box of mini Kleenex beside him.

"What's wrong Herr Nightmare?" Mickey asked as all the souls looked at him.

"Maybe he just found out that Michigan is a city in USA and not a Country which he can invade…" Said Cassandra leaning back.

"Dumbass… you are worse than Xianghua… -Taki said with a frown.- Michigan is a state…."

"It is…?" Cassandra asked as in the displays from the show a map of the US was displayed and a circle was around Michigan and it read 'A State…' in blinking white letters.

"I'm surrounded by idiots…" Taki said as she shook her head in denial.

"Make that the two of us Boobzilla…" Said Raphael as he stood up and got another wine bottle. The only question would be, where exactly does he get the wine and how long does it take for Raph to get drunk? Taki simply growled a few curses and leaned back.

"Where's the food anyways….? STTO always had food for us…." Said Maxi looking to the side. Remembering that in the past there was always a buffet served and waiting for them.

"Yeah, but in the past Xianghua always ate all the food and that is just as having no food at all…" Kilik said as he looked at Xianghua with the corner of his eye.

"Last time I talked to the staff they were fixing that problem…" Mickey said as she looked to the side.

"The Food problem or the Xianghua problem…?" Asked Nightmare as he looked at Mickey.

"My Führer is back…" She said hugging Nighty and smiling all bright and bimbo.

"What?" Cervantes asked. Nightmare just became a raging cage of smiles and blushes.

"Mein Herrin is hugging me… Herr Quacky… Maybe we should call the castle so they fix up a room for her… Though she can stay with me but I don't think two people fit in my bed….- He squeezed the rubber duck.- I know it is a King size…." He continued his argument with his lord in command.

"He says he doesn't think she will fit in a King sized bed…" Kilik said looking at Mickey in her throne completely lost in translation.

"He doesn't think Kilik… Period…" Mitsurugi said as he leaned back and carefully crossed a leg in his bathrobe and flipping the ears of one of the bunnies in his slippers

"Are you sure you wanted him speaking me Lass?" Cervy asked as he looked at Nightmare once again discussing his existential crisis with Herr Quacky.

"I know he may be a crackpot Mr. De Leon… But even being a jackass, he's totally adorable…" Mickey said revising her notes.

"Indeed!" Said the Soul Girls.

"Ok, now… back on tracks… I was revising some notes while in the commercial break and My sources dug up some interesting information…- The girls said as all the guys looked at her and freaked out. Now the Staff was arriving with some caterers that were setting a nice table with food.- Some of you have taken other jobs…. Mr. De Leon, you were in a Landscaping business with Voldo… What make you do that?"

"I was bored and Voldo was tired of…"He stopped speaking and Voldo was hissing frantically.

"Tired of?" Mickey asked.

"You see…. Voldo is very flexible…." Said Taki as she looked at the blonde.

"I am HUNGRY…" Xianghua interrupted.

"We know Miss Xianghua…- Mickey said as she looked at Taki.- I know Voldo Is flexible… He looks like a Circus contortionist..." Mickey said admiring Voldo's age and despite that he was as flexible as a rubber band.

"Voldo used to…. Break Dance…." Kilik said with a nervous chuckle.

"I'm Hungry…." Xianghua continued.

"Ugh, I heard you the first time…- Mickey said loosing her patience.- Break dance… My Notes say Voldo was an aspiring Pop singer in the 80's…- The cast of Souls just gasped…- He was aspiring to be the Italian Version of Michael Jackson…Just like Miyabi is like the Japan version of Marilyn Manson… What happened with that Mr. Voldo?" Voldo hissed very saddened and looked at the Souls. Those Hackers had to be some serious wise cracks to dig up something of the sort.

"What do you want to know?" Wrote Voldo in the Tablet PC.

"I AM HUNGRY DAMN IT!" Xianghua screamed.

"We Heard you Already…- Mickey scuffed as Nightmare now hugged her.- What happened Mr. Voldo?"

"I had a severe laryngitis and lost my angelical voice… I tried working with MC Hammer and then went into Soul Calibur…"

"M… C… Hammer…? Can't touch this MC Hammer…?" The girl asked wide eyed.

"STOP… Nighty Time…" Nightmare said and proceeded to make a little dance with Herr Quacky.

"Very Cute Stiffy…" Mickey said with a smile.

"I'm hungry… I'm Hungry… I'm Hungry… Feed Me…" Xianghua said as she snaked around the stage.

"OK…. WE HEARD YOU!- Mickey yelled.- You worked with MC Hammer?" Mickey asked wide eyed at Voldo.

"Voldo was a great dancer… And he was also in that other Video…" Maxi said as he looked at Xianghua. Cassandra was thinking that she should have brought something from MickeyD's so Xianghua had something to eat and would stay quiet.

"Wow that's so amazing…- Mickey tried to continue. The audience was laughing because they could see she was out of the little patience left in her jar and Xainghua was still complaining.- SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT XIANGHUA NOW!" Mickey yelled as she looked like a rabid dog. Nightmare stood up and took off his shirt…

"What is he going to do?" Asked Mickey looking at him.

"I don't know…- Taki said drooling.- But I like it so far…."

"Who knows what he will do…" Ivy said as Yunsung frowned. Now Nightmare the crackpot was getting naked and he was distracting everyone BUT Xainghua.

"TAKE IT OFF…Führer…" Cassandra yelled as Talim placed a few bucks in the edge of Nightmare's boxers.

"The Führer is über Hot…- Mickey said drooling with the sight… now Xianghua's starvation cries weren't as important.- LET ME SEE YOU STRIPPED….LET ME HEAR YOU MAKE DECISIONS…. WITHOUT YOUR TELEVISION… LET ME SEE YOU SPEAKING JUST FOR ME…" Mickey sang in a very funny German accent.

"I DIE… I DIE…" Xianghua continued.

"EDGE!- Nightmare called the sword that was finally coming to a truce with his beloved Charade. Nightmare extended his hand and to him came Soul Edge.- SOULS… He yelled raising the sword and it started gathering energy and Nightmare's hair was all wavy and loose.- GIVE ME STRENGHT!" The energy spread all over Nightmare.

"What is he doing?" Asked Ivy.

"I don't know…- Mickey replied.- But I would love to be a soul right now…" She said as the rest of the girls smiled with her. All But Xianghua.

"INDEED…"

"My Hunger… I am starving… Feed me…- Xianghua stood all dizzy and looking as if she was going to faint and raised her face to see Nightmare, his maniac look, his sword and his boxers.- Nighty…. Sieg… don't…"

"BEGONE!" He yelled and hit Xianghua with the blade of the sword and she flew to a corner and crashed against a wall.

"Ah… Shinny!" She said and fainted. Nightmare sat beside Mickey, took the shirt and put it on and let Soul Edge go back to Charade.

"Well Done My Demon…- Mickey said.- Have you ever thought playing in the US Open…?- She asked he whom had a Rubber Ducky as Chancellor, then looked to the side and saw the table with food.- Oh… The food is here… Take us to commercial Break Mr. Deep Voice…" She said as the other ones stood up.

"Oh… OK… Now that we know Voldo used to be a Break Dancer aspiring to be the Italian Michael Jackson… What other secrets lay within the notes of Mickey the Herrin? Is Nightmare as stupid as we think? Why is Cassandra wearing a MickeyD's uniform? Will we discover if Charade and Edgy will tie the knot as Sword and Eyeball? All that plus… Herr Quacky's Confessions as Nightmare's right hand…when we come back to Somewhat Twisted Takes on Soul Calibur 2 Strikes Back… Where butter knives turn into swords… But First… Backstage with Nightmare….

All the souls are eating and Xianghua is just waking up…

"My Head…I… Smell… food…" She said very piranha like… Nightmare comes out of nowhere with a maniac smile and Tiptoeing.

"Wha… SIEGGY NOOOOO!" And he hit her with the sword again…

"God I love my job…- Said Nightmare walking back to the table.- Guten Appetit…!" He said as he sat back beside his Herrin.

EOT-

Ok Mein Friends and Foes… I hope I have no foes around here… I am having a bad time dealing with the ones I have in real life, This Chapter was brought to you today by the letter R… from Reviews… Here are some nice answers to my lovely reviewers.

To DarkFaeries: Well… It was in the description of the Sword… But yes… The SHOCKER… Thanks for reviewing.

To AthaMaarit: I find Chary-chan so cute… Charade has always been a focal point of cuteness in my Fic Platforms… LOL… So politician like. But yes… Charade is the cutest thing… and Nightmare is the Hottest one… Thanks for reviewing.

To Alice the Raven: Herr Quacky is our Utility player… Freud cancelled last minute… LOL… Thanks for your review….

To Sindel: Um… Glad I inspired you with my nonsense… Go ahead to the word processor… Thanks for dropping by…

To Sacharja: Thanks for the tip on how to write that word… I corrected the mistake in this and all the other chapters… I know the 'Führer' joke is borderline humor. I am even scared someone might get offended and that is not my opinion…. But it has a reason to be… later on in the fic it will be revealed. I am glad you liked the chapter and I updated… about the Germans… WOOOHOOO… Me love Germans… -Random moron goes 'Stop pointing out the obvious woman….'- Germans Shall be MINE…. –Meanwhile snatching random German….- Thanks for the review.

To Sir Dik Dik: Thanks My man… it is always good to know about you. About your request… I don't think it can be done, sorry, the reason 'A Few Loosen Screws…' got cancelled was that same in the clause of interaction… But I will see what can be done with Maxi. Say no to Violence… LOL… Thanks again.

So… Germany is asking for men to go have sex with no protection so they have babies… I ask you to review… I am going to be here waiting in case 'Ze Germans' come…(Quote comes from Movie Snatch) Please Review… I know this chappie is rather short and a bit more senseless… but I hope you enjoyed it… Toodles from Lady Manson….