Hello! I decided to write another fic. I was going to write a yaoi fic, but I have not started on that. So, how are people? I guess I got this idea from science class. We talk about things that have nothing to do with science.

Anyways… here is the fic. Please read and review!

It would be highly appreciated!

Disclaimer: I do not own anything at all. Maybe a few shirts….

How to Kill an Anzu

First Lesson:

There is many ways to kill those scary girls stereotyped Anzus. Their talk about friendships has killed many people and injured others. Even with the high pitched screaming coming from our suffocating mouths, they seem to not notice and move on for the kill.

Here is a guide for those people who will destroy our world if we do not get rid of them. I pray for your safety and your journey into the depths of ultimate pain. May you move onward men!!

First Way to Kill an Anzu:

If you see the predator coming you can kill her with a knife or shiney automatique, but those are not fun. Instead, you need to give her pain that she has given you. A quick death would just let her get by easy, so we will keep bring her back.

Weapon:

Frozen laffy taffy that has been sharpened like a blade. And remember the laffy taffy is frozen solid.

Example:

One day Yami sees a brown hair figure coming his way. At first he thinks it is Kaiba coming to duel him, but then Yami sees her face. A look of horror covers his pale face. Looking around he sees no hiding spots to hid in. Trembling from fear, he watch as her mouth begins to open.

Darting past her, Yami makes an escape to the cafeteria. Dodging behind Jou, he shudders praying to Ra that the evil incarnation will not find him. Yami begins to slow his breath down, letting his guard down. Someone taps Yami's shoulder and he turns around and smiles only to be staring at the figure of evil.

Her mouth opens and a loud squeal erupts from those lips of doom. The start of the lecture begins. "Yami, if you are my friend then why are you running away from me?" On and on she goes, his life begins to fade away into the depths of darkness, well the depths of the shadow realm.

Yami feels a last bit of energy. He darts out of the cafeteria and runs into the refrigerator. Cold chills run down his spine. Praying not to be found he ignores the sounds coming from behind him.

"Ohh..hh.. Bakura…. Ahh.." Loud bangs come crashing from behind Yami. This grabs his attention and he turns around. The other two did not seem to notice Yami as they went on with what they were doing.

"Ryou… God…" Bakura latched onto Ryou's neck and devoured his smell. Yami shivered at the thought.

A loud ewwwww erupted into the room. At the door stood Anzu looking like she had been splashed with acid. 'Hmmmm… Acid…' Bakura looked up to see Yami trying to hide and Anzu looking at them with disgust.

He laughed thinking a fun way to gross her out. He moved his hands under Ryou's shirt and began to play with his nipple. Ryou bit his bottom lip to try to suppress the moan. Bakura pressed harder and attacked Ryou's now exposed chest. He smirked at the other's loud response.

Looking over at Anzu, he laughed at how sick she looked. She moved her head to spot Yami. "Yami!" Yami snapped out of his daydream and slowly began to move towards the other two.

He grasped at the shelves trying to stay up. She kept moving forward. He trembled with fear and searched for any kind of thing to protect him from this she-devil. He did not want to die, not after what he and his hikari had gone through together.

Anzu stepped forward. Yami could not move anywhere else now. He knew if he did not protect himself then he would die soon. Sure, she would not think about what she was doing. She was to busy trying to make people her friend, but instead was turning them into globs of blood.

Bakura seemed to be enjoying the show so much, that he stopped teasing Ryou to watch the little conflict. She had tried once to get him to listen to the friendship crap, but only received a nice view of what the shadow realm was like.

Yami felt something hard touch his hand as he frantically searched for something to protect himself with. Grabbing it, he brought it forward. Anzu stared at it in curiosity, while Bakura laughed out in amusement. Ryou punched him into the stomach, to get his attention. He wanted to leave before anything happened.

Bakura did not want to leave, but followed his light out of the refrigerator and into the heat of the summer.

Anzu took a step forward, but found frozen laffy taffy in her face. She laughed at Yami, and tried to move the candy away from her face. Yami was embarrassed about the whole weapon thing, but backed away and broke the laffy taffy in half. The edges were sharp and looked like a blade.

Anzu opened her mouth to speak, but felt a weird feeling in her stomach. Looking down she saw the laffy taffy stuck in her stomach. Blood trickled from the wound. Backing away, Yami moved towards the door.

Anzu dropped to the floor and looked at Yami. "Why my dear love?" She fell into the darkness called death and her own friendship speeches began to eat her up.

Yami looked up and screamed to the sky in joy. "Ding-Dong the witch is dead!" Running of he began to skip all the way to the cafeteria. No one seemed to ask about the blood on his t-shirt or the blood stained laffy taffy. Everyone just assumed that they were finally free. Free from the wicked witch.

The day went by and no one seemed to find the mysterious Anzu. But she is to come back again. After all, there is no life without horror, and what would be horror without Anzu.

The end of first death……..

Ok I know some of you like anzu but she scares me, plus spiderchick23 wanted me to write this when I told her about my idea.

If you want to flame go ahead, but I have amendment one to relay on!!!!!!

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