So….. Yea…. I know it has been a frickn long time since I updated…. On anything….
So now I have a plan that will hopefully work…
I am finally gonna write a fic that is not YU-GI-OH!
Kat: hahahaha! Free!
Kala: (smack) go slave write more….
Kat: damn…….
So in a way I am free but kinda not.
Anyways in dreams that this chapter will increase your creative minds is probably zero….
Title: Copier vs. Paper Shredder
Warning: good old fashion imagination gone weird….and some disses against kids go to work day.
Disclaimer: I do not own yu-gi-oh… or their would be an OVA of death for one of the cute friendly girl, that spouts evil from her hole in the head…..
Chapter 3
The shuffle of people and clacks of heels slapping against the floor rung around the office hallway, people squishing into the elevator almost to suffocation, and dressed up snotty business people sticking their necks in the sky slowly blurred around the office.
A girl with brown hair and green eyes slowly pushed the mail cart through the hallway."Huh…. this is just so annoying, plus those stupid old men keep looking up my skirt. I swear if one of them drops their mail and make me pick it up… I'll…" she accidentally bumped against someone and fell into the mail cart. "AHHHHHH!" She quickly pushed out of the cart ready to yell at the person that bumped into her only to see her boss which by the way was Seto Kaiba. He looked at the girl in disgust and anger. "Anzu, you are an obnoxious useless person I know." He threw a file in her face and walked off. "Copy the first ten and shred the rest… if you can do that." Kaiba turned around the corner and barely missed a nice chunk of packaging mail.
"Damn I hate him so much…" Anzu picked herself up and headed toward the copy room. Closing the door behind her she sauntered over to the machine. Grabbing the first ten pages, she began to copy them. Slowly a jam began to form in the out tray. She looked down at it. "Damn it's stuck." Sighing she took the rest of the papers in the file and went to the paper shredder. She picked up the paper shredder and moved it close to the copier. "Now I will just put these in while I try to fix the paper jam.
Putting the papers in the shredder she turned to the copier and shoved her hand in the retractor. "GGGUUUU! Just come out you stupid paper.
Suddenly her head was pulled back and she screamed in horror. Her hair had gotten stuck in the shredder and her head began to come close to the blade. She tried to pull her hand out of the copier but she felt something tug her further into the copier. A loud but shallow voice rung out in the air.
"Hey you piece of trash, let the girl go… she is my hunk of meat for the day." Anzu's eyes lit up as she stared at the copier who seemed to now have a huge mouth with pointy teeth, sucking her in.
The shredder seemed to have the same aspect. "Back off you big boulder… no one asked you to eat my spaghetti and brain dinner."
Soon the battle began and Anzu became the next war of extreme office machine challenge, the prize being a 100 Anzu beef and other proteins. Anzu's brain was being hungrily slurped up by the human aspect shredder and her so called "chicken" legs were being chewed by the gangster copier.
Through the battle Anzu had lost so much blood that she had passed away after the shredder had finished with her hair and on with the scalp while copier with her ankles.
Soon Anzu's body had broken in half with plenty of intestines flying out along with her liver. Let's just say it was grossest enough.
"Mommyyyy… I found the room." A lady and her son walked up to the door.
"Damn looks like dinner is over with." Both copier and shredder finished the rest of their half and went back to being the inanimate objects that they were.
"Come on David!" The lady walked inside only to see red something coating everything everywhere. She turned around in anger. "David I told you not to play with red paint while I was working. Now you get no dessert for a month." The boy began to wail. "But momma, it wasn't me…"
The lady dragged the boy out of the office by the ear. "Now you are going right to the boss and apologizing, you understand?" The boy nodded. "Yes momma…"
THE END………..
Ok I know this story was just weird, but it just goes to show, to beware of paper jams and shredders. Well I am just joking……
This was due to being hyper and tired at the same time… I like it even though it is weird…
I am now writing another Jou/Kaiba yaoi fanfic and will be writing one messed up Gundam wing/gundam seed fic
So I will be busy but I am updating more now… I have plans for anzu's future.
Well as always read and review
And you get more gore or well just amusement…..
Till next update…..
Oh sorry for short chapter….
Kat of oz……