Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh. Hell, I don't even own the BRA. It was a collective effort between a few friends and I. I do own this Snickers bar I'm snacking on as I type. Cicero F. Kahran, Stefan "Skye Fiinix" Virrocci, Alexandra Virrocci and Defiance Craven appear c/o Rokuryu Studios. Authors mentioned as BRA agents belong to themselves.
Author's Note: Hmm… anyone like it so far? Sue bashing's fun. Got rid of the prologue. Drove readers away.

The BRA Sue Saga II
Of Sues and Sennen Items

Kaiba Manor
1810 H

The thought that Seto Kaiba left a female tied up on the richly carpeted floor of his office gave quite the wrong impression for anyone. It made quite the innuendo but it was also a known fact that he didn't exactly have his eye on any female whatsoever.

That day though, there wasn't only one girl tied up in his office.

There were at least four.

Cold steely eyes met equally cold steely amber. Of course, with all the yelling and screaming Cicero did during her last transmission the various guards around Kaiba Manor were alerted. The agents stood no chance. As far as they were concerned, there were trespassers. The fact that trespassers got as far as the front door went to show that security was lax. Seto would not stand for it.

Heads would roll.

Someone would be fired that day.

The one that seemed like the leader glared up at them all from the throng of tied up females. She seemed like the hard headed type and frankly, the type that just didn't let up even though she was saying was utter nonsense. And what a potty mouth.

"Dammit!" the rabid one cried. "I tell ya that you and your brother are in danger!" Seto raised an eyebrow. Now that was the biggest load of nonsense he had ever heard. With a sigh of disapproval, he turned away. "Get these intruders out of here…" he ordered. One of his bodyguards saluted and picked up the loudest one by the heels of her rubber shoes and was about to throw her out an open window. "H… hey! What the hell!" she began to protest and turned to her cohorts.

"Niichan?" asked a voice from a door.

Cicero breathed a sigh of relief as she turned to see the newcomers. Never in her life had she been happy to see Mokuba. "Alex!" she sobbed cheerfully, seeing the familiar female behind the younger Kaiba sibling. "Alex, get me outta here!' Cicero cried.

Mokuba gasped when he caught sight of the agent being held up by her ankles, white trenchcoat flopping all over her face and making her look like a giant white bat. "Niichan, stop!" he protested. "Yeah! Stop!" Cicero agreed with a huff. Seto turned his eyes to his brother, a bit curious as to whom he had brought with him this time. "They're here to help!" Mokuba continued, letting Alexandra enter the room.

Domino City
Right outside Very Familiar Card Shop
1830H

Defiance tried to remain civil as he left the dwelling, keeping his eyes on the exchange student that had followed Yuugi home like a lost little puppy. When they were alone, golden eyes narrowed at the female behind his usual pair of shades. "Don't play innocent, Alicia. I know who you are." Defiance growled.

The female had introduced herself as Alicia Mayheart, an exchange student from America whom Yuugi had been asked to show around campus. Apparently, around campus also seemed to mean 'bring home and have dinner with'. She merely smiled, deep green eyes turning to Defiance. "Whatever do you mean…?" she asked, seemingly innocent indeed.

"You're one of them, aren't you…?" Defiance glowered.

"One of who?"

"Them…"

Alicia's own eyes narrowed, matching the cold glower of the teen's. "And I guess your one of those bra people, huh?" she asked. Defiance couldn't help but shudder. The misuse of the word your, the grunt at the end; there was no doubt about it. "Alicia Mayheart, I arrest-" Defiance began but couldn't finish his statement. Alicia shoved him aside and ran off into the darkened streets of Domino.

Defiance picked himself up from the street. At least he had a name he could give the others. With a grunt, he leaned against a nearby wall and pulled out his cellphone.

Kaiba Manor
1832H

The sudden beeping caught everyone's attention. Cicero blinked, nearly passing out from the fact that all the blood had begun to rush from her head. It took her a moment to realize the beeping came from her communicator. Her collar now forced by gravity to dangle near her mouth, she managed a small, nervous and rather apologetic grin before acknowledging it.

"It's…" she began and blinked up at her companions who began giggling. With a pout, she gave a small sigh. "Kahran here. What's the news?" she asked, resigned. "Sey?" came Defiance's voice from the other side. "Everything ok there?" he asked. Cicero managed a little growl as she struggled to get free. "I'm kinda… tied up at the moment, Def. Didja find the Sue?"

"She's right where headquarters said she'd be. Had dinner at the Muutou residence just a few minutes ago." Defiance reported. Cicero merely smirked when she noticed she had Seto's attention. "Def, remind me to kiss you later. Contact you in a few. Have to educate the stables. Kahran out." She chuckled.

"Please put me down now?"

Domino City
Cheap Motel
1832H

Skye couldn't help but wonder just what the others were doing. With a yawn, he flopped down onto the bed in the one motel room he could afford (considering the horrible budget the BRA gave him?) and lay on his side. "Nami?" he asked, sitting up a moment and turning to an agent who was busily clacking away at a laptop.

"Yeah?" asked the agent without even looking up.

"Any word from Sey and the others?"

"Nope."

"Thought so."

With a yawn, Skye shut his eyes and was about to return to what seemed to be his first nap in a long time when a loud crash came from outside. After Skye had picked himself up off the floor, he turned to some of the other agents in the room who had begun to arm themselves with the aforementioned guns, knives, swords and solitary plunger.

"It's the sue, sir! The second one!" called an agent.

"Well, let's go get her, men!" Skye ordered.

"Girls."

"Whatever!"

Kaiba Manor
1839H

"So you mean to tell us… I am being followed by a…." Seto prompted. "A Mary Sue." Cicero explained, grumbling as she smoothed her now roughed up trenchcoat down. Seto merely raised an eyebrow. "Listen," Alex began and turned to Mokuba. "How many times this week were you chased by strangers?" Mokuba blinked up at her, nibbling on a chocolate chip cookie he held in thought.

"Once a day." He finally said.

"And how many times have you been saved by a mysterious woman?"

"During every attack."

Alex turned up to her senior officer. "The evidence of a Sue in the area." She concluded. Cicero looked up from her rumpled coat, pacing a few times just to get the tail to flutter before turning to Seto. "We think they're after you." She finished, kicking the tail of her coat with a grunt.

Seto merely sat in quiet contemplation.

The only sound in the room was Cicero pacing.

"Isn't it obvious?" Cicero finally asked again, breaking the silence. "They want you so badly, they're pretending to rescue Mokuba here." "Pretending?" asked Alex, three agents and two bodyguards. Cicero nodded. "Sues create illusions. These illusions are apparently made to chase down Mokuba and appear to be defeated the minute the sue comes." She explained.

Still, Seto watched her with the same cold, calculating look. "Get them out of here." He finally ordered. Cicero blinked at him. "You didn't believe a word I said, didn't you!" she demanded.

"Not a word."

"Fine!"

Cicero growled. "Girls, they don't need to throw us out." She huffed. "We're leaving." With that, she turned to the doors of the office with a flourish, coattail flaring behind her. She blinked at the sudden realization. "By the by, Seto…" she grinned, waiting for the others to leave the room before her.

"You're not the only one in this room with a floppy coat."

The door shut with an ominous slam.

Silence washed over the group as Cicero led them from the manor. "Thanks a lot, Commander." Grunted an agent named Raiha. "You just got us kicked out of our ticket to class A living accommodations!" "Yeah!" Agreed another named Kairen. "Why'd you pick a fight with him anyway?" Cicero merely smirked as she shoved her hands in her pockets. "Just wanted to prove my coat's fluffier than his." She grinned.

"Wonder why it's so big, anyway." She added.

"You think he's compensating?" Raiha wondered.

The sound of gunfire broke the conversation. "Get down!" Cicero cried, dashing to the direction of the gunfire after shoving her agents down. "Skye?" she asked, seeing a familiar figure in white leading an assault against a single female. "Sey, glad to see you here." He called over the gunshots, continuing to hurry after the girl. Cicero nodded to the agents with her and gave chase. "This one of the sues?" she asked.

"Two outta two." Skye agreed and continued to run.

Suddenly, the girl just disappeared. Skye stepped on the breaks, dust gathering at his heels as he caught his breath. "What the hell…?" he wondered. Cicero merely glanced ahead, sensing the retreating aura.

"Guys… methinks we've got another Sennen item." She reported.

The cries of 'Not again' and several variations thereof echoed through the members of the gathered agents. "Guess we don't have a choice. We gotta tail these guys through school." Cicero sighed, fingers raking through her hair. Skye merely nodded. "Will do." He agreed before turning to the rest.

"Uh.. I thought you guys were tailing Seto?"

Cicero just grinned.

"It's kinda a crazy story, Skye." She explained.

-END OF CHAPTER TWO-

Next chapter won't come until later in the week.
I need to be in school. -groan-
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