Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh. Hell, I don't even own the BRA. It was a collective effort between a few friends and I. I do own this Snickers bar I'm snacking on as I type. Cicero F. Kahran, Stefan "Skye Fiinix" Virrocci, Alexandra Virrocci and Defiance Craven appear c/o Rokuryu Studios. Authors mentioned as BRA agents belong to themselves.

Author's Note: Hmm… this isn't as popular as "Hiwatari and the Mary Sue Hunt". Considering the number of Sues in this section, I thought people would like it. Oh well. Write on I will for the sake of my reviewers!

Of Sues and Sennen Items

Domino City

On the way to School

0645H(1)

"As far as anyone's concerned, we've been studying here for years now, everyone got that?" Cicero asked, placing her hands in her pockets as she walked ahead of the pack of agents on the way to school. Mere grunts here and there and a few complaining grumbles were all the rest gave as acknowledgement to her words. "Guys?" Cicero asked, blinking as she turned to face the crowd.

Every female agent was seen fussing with their uniform.

"Commander, the skirt's too short." Complained Dri.

"The colour clashes with my eyes!" said Raiha.

"I'm wearing what Anzu's wearing!" Kairen cried in realization.

"Why d'you get to wear the male uniform?" demanded Nami.

Cicero just smirked. "No way are you going to get me to wear pink." She replied calmly. The female agents following couldn't help but utter a groan.

"Hey Ootogi! Wait up!" called a voice from behind the pack. "Ootogi?" Nami wondered, glancing at whoever called them. "We're not bringing…" she began when everyone's gaze suddenly turned to Defiance and his mass of spiked lavender hair(2). "Makes sense." Cicero smirked before turning around.

"Katsuya Jonouchi? What can we do for you?" she asked.

Jonouchi blinked, skidding to a halt before the pack of agents. "Sorry bout that. I… kinda mistook you for someone else." He grinned. "We figured." Raiha laughed. Defiance blinked curiously, still a bit lost at the whole situation.

"Jono-kun!" called another voice.

All agents turned at the sound.

They knew that voice and knew it well.

The smell of fresh baked cookies and perfume filled the air, the scent so strong the agents felt as if they were about to gag when they caught the lightest whiff of it. "Michi.." Cicero glowered, eyes narrowing at the sight of the Sue. "Cicero." Michiru glowered back, eyes shimmering with the crackle of rivalry before reverting to the usual smiling cheer that lay in them. The female latched herself onto Jonouchi's arm. Already, the poor boy turned such a deep shade of pink, he seemed to be part of the Sue.

"I guess you guys met.." he finally managed to stammer.

"Just for business." Kairen growled.

By that time, Jonouchi had turned into a mindless pile of mush. "Business.. you guys oughta take It easy… don't wanna end up like Moneybags over there." He drooled, loving the feel of a female clinging to his arm. Cicero's gaze immediately turned, as did Michiru's, both catching sight of a very familiar limousine that made its way down the road. "Seto Kaiba." The two said at the same time.

Michiru put on the sweetest smile and detatched herself from Jonouchi. "You go on to class, ok, Jono-kun? I'll show these newcomers around." She laughed and shoved him off. Jonouchi managed to wave, though rather stupidly at the Sue and the agents before heading off, acting as if nothing had happened.

"Newcomers, my arse." Cicero grunted.

"You're not gonna get Kaiba!" Kairen growled.

"Or Yuugi." Raiha agreed.

The Sue merely smirked. "I'm not going to even try to go after the little pipsqueak. The Dragon King's all mine and there's nothing you can do about it." She laughed. Cicero blinked, blinking as she heard that remark. "Well, I guess I'll see you guys in class!" the Sue giggled and skipped off to latch onto someone else's arm.

The agents watched their commander twitch…

And wave a fist in anger at the Sue…

And finally yell…

"Dragon King! I'M the Dragon King!" she cried.

In the Hallway

On the Way to Class

0650H

The Commander fumed the whole way to school, though whether at the Sue or the Sue's given title to Seto as Dragon King, no one knew nor wished to ask. No one wanted to break the silence the Sue brought into their ranks. Defiance lagged behind, eyes scanning the crowd for sight of either one of their targets or either one of the Sues. "Guys?" Cicero asked, turning to the rest. "Has anyone seen the other Sue?" Defiance looked up at that. "Not too many got sight of her when she was making her getaway last night. Sorry." He replied.

Defiance looked contemplative for a moment and turned to the rest. "Tell you what, boss. We split up for now. Nami, Kairen and I'll go look for Yuugi and the Sue who's after him." He smirked. Cicero nodded. "Sounds good. We'll meet up before class." She said, hands in her pockets. Defiance gave a quick salute and turned to go, the two females following behind him.

"Guess it's just us." Cicero sighed, leaning against a locker.

"You're in the way." Came a rather deep voice.

"Well, well…" the agent smirked, pulling away from said locker.

The agents turned to see the sour scowl on Seto Kaiba's face as he approached his locker. "Well, you're looking pretty under the weather today." Raiha chuckled. "Bad morning?" Dri asked, with the smallest hint of a taunting smile. "Don't tell me… glomped by a female…?" Cicero smirked, arms folding as she leaned against yet another locker.

The glare in Seto's eyes told her she'd hit the nail on the head.

The CEO took a few books and made his way off, seemingly ignoring the two. "Hey, don't go… We're in the same class!" Cicero called, coming up behind him and slapping his back most casually. Azure eyes narrowed icily at her and plucked said hand from his back. "Do that again and I'll have you issued a restraining order." Seto growled and made his way off.

Surprisingly, Cicero looked pretty smug as he walked away.

Raiha cocked her head to the side, wondering what the heck her senior officer was planning. "You didn't do that just to piss him off again, didja?" she asked, blinking. Cicero shook her head, pulling her cellphone from her pocket.

"Tracking device." She grinned.

On the other side of the hallway

0652H

Defiance battled against the instinct that burned in him. It was too hard, too hard indeed. Already, he could feel female eyes on him, hear women squealing as he passed. With a sigh and a roll of his eyes, he sought to regain control over that internal tendency to just… flirt.

Made easy when his cheek stung from a slap.

The teen turned to see a very irate Nami glaring at him. "We have a job to do, Defiance Craven and we don't have time to fool around!" she warned. Defiance merely smiled (albeit nervously) and placed his hands in his pockets, turning to go. Pulling his shades off, the teen stared off into the corridor. "We're too late…" he groaned, pointing ahead. There before them was a familiar blonde figure already attached to the arm of someone they couldn't see properly.

"No way…" Kairen groaned.

Yuugi leaned against Alicia with the happiest smile as he saw the agents approach. "Gmorning guys!" he called happily, hand waving them over. Things didn't look good. For the life of him, the boy looked absolutely…

Smitten.

-END OF CHAPTER THREE-

(1) I wasn't really sure when class starts for Yuugi-tachi so I decided to base it on my own school time.

(2) It's uncanny but Ootogi can be mistaken for Defiance and Rebellion's missing triplet. Check out my DevArt account if you wanna see why. (I plug. So sue meh.)

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