Note: The saying Vegeta says after Goten slaps him was from the TV show All That.
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When Pan, Trunks and Goten walked with Goku towards the Count Vegeta's house, they had a few opinions. Pan said, "Nice but too Gothic." Trunks said, "This house is okay… Oh what am I saying? It sucks." "Does this guy ever paint his house?" Goten asked. Trunks and Pan both shrugged. Then Goku knocked on the door. There was a short pause, but then Vegeta came out and asked in a dumb way, "Who's there?" "It's me Vegeta." Goku said. "Great. Who's with you?" Vegeta continued. "Your children." Goku replied. "You all can't come in." Vegeta said shocked. "Why can't we come in?" Goku asked. Vegeta opened the door partially and then said, "It's under construction." "If it's under construction, then why isn't anyone painting the house?" Goku asked. "I was just kidding Kakorot." Vegeta replied. "Of course you can come in.," he added. Vegeta wore a black jacket, an orange shirt, and blackish brownish pants. "Well kids behave around your uncle, but he tries to do anything to you, you just tell me immediately." Goku said. Then Goku left.
"Ah my children." Vegeta said. "It looks like you're going to be living with me." He continued. "So tell me what happened to your folks?" he asked sneeringly. "They died in a fire." Trunks said. "Say what?" Vegeta asked again. "They died." Trunks replied again."Say that again?" he asked embarrassingly. "They were incinerated in our house, and our house was destroyed by the fire that occurred!" Trunks exclaimed. "That's the best way I can explain it to you." He stated. "Good, because I heard the first time." Vegeta replied. He looked at the drawings he made on his hands. "Ah, you must be Pan. You look more beautiful than ever." Vegeta said to Pan. Trunks felt something crawling on his head. "Ahh! What did you just put on me! Trunks exclaimed. Then Vegeta grabbed the black widow and said, "I'll handle this." Then he squashed the bug and put his hands behind his back. "You must be Trunks ey. You're getting to be as strong as your old man." Vegeta said gently to Trunks as he patted his head. "Um, thanks." Trunks replied sarcastically. "Ah you must be… Whatever." He said. "I'm Goten." Goten said to Vegeta. "Ok. You spoke. You speak Ballerina. I don't speak Ballerina." Vegeta replied. Then he did a funny face and made a funny sound. Then Goten slapped him. "Oww! You ate the corn chips! You smell like Bus seats! Smell like BUS SEATS!" Vegeta ranted. "I have no idea what in the hell I just did?" Vegeta said confusingly. "Now, let me take you on tour of the house." He said.
"These are pictures of me." Vegeta said enthusiastically. "This a favorite of mine." He added. "This is me flexing." He said as he pointed to his self-portrait. "That's going to permanently leave a mark on my head." Trunks said sarcastically. Pan and Goten nodded in agreement. "This is more pictures of me." Vegeta continued. "This is me with a letterman's jacket. And this is me with my first girlfriend." He added. "You look as if you lettered in Dorktown." Goten stated. "The girl looks as if she was going to puke." Pan said. "These last favorite pictures are of me as Spider-Man and as The Terminator." Vegeta stated. "He looks like a freak." Trunks said sarcastically as they continued to walk. "Now here are you alls room." Vegeta said. After he saw the sexual torture devices, Trunks said frantically, "This cannot be our room." "Oh I'm sorry." Vegeta replied. "This is where I get to get it on with my girlfriends." Vegeta said cockily. "Okay, but you have sexual torture devices for crying out." Trunks pleaded. "But those things are the fun of it you silly child." Vegeta replied. "Now this is your room." Vegeta said. "This can't be our room." Trunks responded. "It is now. Trunks, I must give you this green waterbed and these blankets." Vegeta replied. "But these are monkey furs." Trunks screeched. "That's the most comfortable thing ever." Vegeta stated. Then he pushed Pan, Trunks, and Goten into the room.