The Claws Come Out

The kids just rested. At night, Vegeta did the craziest things. He played the Pablo song played by the DBZ orchestra. Vegeta hummed the song crazily. The kids could not stand his singing. The worst thing they thought Vegeta could possibly do is to sing Limp Bizkit songs. Trunks told him to Shut Up, but Vegeta ignored him. Vegeta grabbed a chainsaw in his room and sang,

"Chainsaw! Chainsaw! I'll skin your ass raw! Ass raw! There's something here tonight. The Chainsaw! Chainsaw! I'll skin your ass raw! Ass raw and I'll break your… Your Face Tonight!" "Give me something to break! Give me something to break! Bad you all the face! So come and get it!" He added on, as he destroyed the vases in his room.

Vegeta kept on singing until midnight. He sang until midnight because he got sleepy. Meanwhile, the kids slept well, all until Vegeta came in and woke them up. "Wake up wee-wee heads. WAKE UP!" Vegeta ordered. When he found out that they didn't want to wake up. He did meanest things imaginable. "Wake up wee-wee head Jr.," he ordered to Trunks. When Trunks still slept, he asked in a sick tone, "Do you like chainsaws?" Then he turned on the chainsaw and Trunks leaped out of bed. "Why did you do that you sick bastard?" Trunks asked in shock. "Because you're a wee-wee head." Vegeta replied. "Why did you call me a wee-wee head?" Trunks asked in an angry way. "Because you are my children and I can call you all anything I want…Wee-wee head." Vegeta replied. "Now to wake up your siblings." He added sarcastically. "Ah, do you like guitars?" he asked Pan as he was about to wake her up. "Time to wake up." Vegeta ranted as he played his guitar loudly. Then Pan woke up in shock. "Okay, now I'm awake." Pan said sarcastically. "Now to wake up ballerina boy." Vegeta said saracastically. Vegeta hummed a ballerina song as he got out a gong. Then as he did the last hum he hit the gong directly at Goten's ear.

"Now that you're all awake. I have a list of things for you all to do." Vegeta said. "I want you all to do these chores for me." He added. "But before you start, you all have to take baths." He finished. "Now whose going first?" he asked in a sick tone. "Ah, pretty Pan. You'll be my first victim." He said sadistically. Then he led Pan to the tub. The bathroom, the shower, and the tub were so messy. "Get in Pan." He ordered. Then she got in the tub after she got undressed. Pan felt so mad at him by now. "Time to give you a nipple rub." He said as he rubbed Pan's breasts with soap. Pan was so uncomfortable when he rubbed her boobs and butt. "Why do you have to bath me?" she asked. "Because you are just so pretty, and you are still a child to me." He replied in a melancholy tone. Just when Vegeta was going to sing to her, she just told him to not sing. "Fine." Vegeta replied. Then she got out of the tub and got dressed into her new clothes.

"Now it's your turn Trunks." Vegeta insisted. "You can shower by yourself Trunks." He added. "Are you sure there's nothing bad in the bathroom?" Trunks asked sarcastically. "Now go before I change my mind." He ranted. Then he went in and showered. Just when he finished, a toy snake popped out of nowhere and fell on Trunk's head. "Ahh. Oh it's just you." Trunks said funnily. Then he got out of the shower in a happy but mellow tone. "Now it's your turn Ballerina boy." He said to Goten. "Alright." Goten said in a good tone. "Now go in the tub and shower good." Vegeta ordered. "But he can't shower on his own." Pan said in a worried tone. "Then let's give the boy some indepedence." He replied. Then Goten bathed in the bathtub. While he bathed, Vegeta secretly snuck inside his room and pressed a button to close the tub. "Ha Ha Ha. Now the little Ballerina will drown." Vegeta said with glee. But knowing Goten, he bit the cover off and escaped. "That was fun." Goten said in joy. He asked, "Can I do it again?" "NO!" Pan said in worry. "Okay." Goten said.

"Now that you all have finished bathing, you have to do all the chores on my list." Vegeta said in a happy tone. "We already did them." Trunks said. "Right. Now do them again." Vegeta said since he knew that Trunks was not telling the truth.

Then the kids did all the chores. Just when they finished they had to do more. Meanwhile, Vegeta greeted his friends Raditz, Nappa, Bulla, and 18/Krillyana. Just when they finished Vegeta but in and said, "I want you all to meet my friends." Then when Vegeta's friends saw the kids for the first time, they laughed at them. "Kids meet Raditz." Vegeta said as he introduced him to the kids. "What's up with your hands?" Pan asked in a sarcastically. "Meet Nappa." He continued. "Touch my head." Nappa said. The kids so did not want to touch his head. "Meet 18, but she likes to be called Krillyana." He said. She hugged all the kids. "She has quite the hug." Pan said as she barely moved. "And meet Bulla." Vegeta added. "Waz up you allll!" she said enthusiastically to the kids. "She must be the President of the Cheerleader Committee." Goten said sarcastically. "Now kids, I need you guys to do a special favor for me." Vegeta said in sarcasm. "What?" Trunks interposed. "I need you guys to cook for me and my friends." Vegeta said. "What? But we don't know how to cook." Trunks replied. "You're going to learn now." Vegeta responded. "Now get going." Vegeta ordered.

When the kids got in the kitchen. They liked the cleaning that they did to it. But there was 4 pieces of meat, 8 hamburger buns, and little amounts of mayonnaise, ketchup, and lettuce and pickles. Just when they thought they could not do this hard task, Pan tied her bandana to her head and thought of a plan. When she told her plan to her siblings, they started getting the stuff ready. They used their special powers. Trunks used his energy blast as the fire; while Goten slapped the buns into two equal pieces, and during all this time Pan put the patties on the grill Vegeta left. Then they flipped the patties until they looked good. Then they put the mayonnaise, ketchup, lettuce, and pickles into five equal burgers. Then they were ready to serve Vegeta and his friends their food.

All the while, Vegeta was acting out a scene from his play. He reenacted Carl from Aqua Team Hunger Force trying to fart on a camera. He said in acting tone,

"It's July and something's going to happen. Grrrrrr. Oh there's something and it's going to happen. Grrrrrr. I can't do it right now too much pressure."

Then all his friends applauded. "Thank you. Thank you." He said as he went over to 18 and kissed her. Then he and 18 danced together.

"Ah. I see that the kids have finished." Vegeta said as he stood with 18. "Here's the food." Trunks said. Then he walked over to Trunks and his siblings. "I didn't want burgers. I wanted pizza." Vegeta replied angrily after he saw the burgers. Then Vegeta thought of the most humiliating things to do to Trunks stood up to him. Vegeta said, "Oh Trunks. I have something for you." Vegeta said as he secretly got brass knuckles on his left hand. "What?" Trunks asked. "This!" Vegeta said as he noogied him with his brass knuckle. Trunks screamed in pain as his head felt the brass knuckle. "And I have another thing for you." Vegeta said. "Now what?" Trunks said to himself as he had his serious tone on his face. "This." He said as he mooned Trunks. "THAT HAS BEEN PERMANANTLY ETCHED INTO MY RETINAS!" Trunks said as he was in mental and physical pain. "And for God's sake, shave those moles." Trunks added.

"Excellent. Excellent." Nappa, Radditz, and Bulla said. 18 just applauded. "What wrong my Krillyana?" Vegeta asked. "How could you do all those things to your child?" she asked in shock. "They were bad and they didn't cook what I wanted." Vegeta said in a sad tone as he started to cry. "Okay. Don't worry I'm here. Everything's going to be alright." 18 said as she kissed him on his lips and on his cheeks. "Do you like kisses my stud?" she asked kindly. "I sure do. I sure do." Vegeta said as he felt the nice kisses 18 gave to him.

The kids went in their rooms. Pan went over and sat with Trunks and she put her arm around him. "What's wrong?" she asked. "I can't stand this guy. I hate him." Trunks replied angrily. "I know." She said. "We all hate him." She added. "But this guy. He… He.." Trunks added. "Trunks, just don't give up. There's always hope." Pan replied. "I just don't know and care any more." Trunks said. "Mom and Dad loved us, and what would they think of you saying the things you're saying right now." Pan said convincingly. "Mom and Dad weren't even in our lives. I don't know how I can live my life." Trunks replied. "Trunks just don't worry. They loved you, just as much they loved Goten and me. Now put yourself together OK." Pan responded passionately. "Okay." Trunks said. Then Goten went up to both of them and hugged them. Pan and Trunks smiled at him as they hugged him. Then they found their parents pictures and made movies of them after they found candles in their room. After they did all that, they just rested hoping that things would get better.