Title: Small?
Summary: It's kinda a sequel to "There's a first time for everything". M/A - what else?
Disclaimer: Alec's mine, Max is mine, Mole is mine, Logan's not… nah just kidding! Of course nothing belongs to me.
Author's Note: Just wanna say 'thanks' to a special person, though I'm pretty sure he'll never read that anyway.:-) Oh and I like reviews!
Small?
"Hey Max?"
"What?"
"You wanna see him?"
"No way!"
"Max, c'mon! I know you'd love to!"
"I said no!"
"Maxie!"
"NO! And don't call me Maxie!"
"Whatever…Maxie. Hey, you could touch him if you want?"
"ugh…guys! Don't you get it! I don't wanna see him nor do I want to touch him! Ok?"
"hmm…Ok."
"Right."
"Hey Max?"
"What!"
"You could even play with him…"
"Why haven't you said that earlier!"
"You didn't ask!"
"So?"
"So what?"
"ugh Alec…show me already!"
"Nuhuh not so fast Miss Impatient. You forgot something."
"huh?"
"A little word…"
"Please?"
"Good girl. Ok, now come here to me Max…and close your eyes."
"Ok. Wow…he's quite hard."
"Max, he usually is…"
"ahhh…can I look now?"
"Yeah wait a sec babe…tadaaa!"
"Oh my god!"
"So what do you say?"
"Ahhh…uhh…uhm!"
"Max, just calm down and breathe."
"He's just…wow! But…"
"But?"
"Yeah…well…isn't he a bit too small?"
"Small?"
"Yeah, just a bit smaller than the others."
"No way, Max! I have the biggest here! Wait…you've seen the others?"
"That's none of your business, Alec! I just thought you'd have the bigger one…that's all."
"It's just impossible to have a bigger one, Max…he wouldn't fit in anymore! You should know that!"
"Ok ok, you're right! But he's definitely not even…"
"Not even!"
"Yeah look here, there's a dent."
"Where?"
"Here!"
"There's nothing, Max!"
"Right here's a dent, I can feel it!"
"Ohh stop it or I cannot control myself any longer…"
"Alec, there's just no fun when this thing's not even!"
"It's not a thing, Max! And no-one complained ever before!"
"There's a first time for everything, remember?"
"Whatever Maxie!"
"Biggs has the bigger one…"
"Please what!"
"Yeah and Mole sure has a nice one, too."
"Mole hasn't one!"
"Oh sure he has!"
"Why should he have one!"
"What do you think?"
"Ugh…"
"Right. You know what?"
"No. What?"
"Biggs has one without any dents…"
"Stop it!"
"And he's so soft…"
"Max!"
"Oh and his balls ar…"
"I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT, MAX! You know what? We're going to Biggs now and then we'll see who's the better one!"
"But they're so…"
"MAX!"
"Alright, let's go."
"Hey Biggs. Maxie here thinks your buddy's bigger than mine."
"She's right, Alec. Sorry man, but I thought you'd already know that? I mean last night we…
"What? You two played together, without me!"
"Maxie, it's not what you think…"
"Yeah Max, it's just not the same with women, ya know?"
"Yeah. But Biggs? Can I have a look at him at least?"
"Sure thing. Hey Alec? Does your buddy still have this ugly dent?"
"Just shut up!"
"Just saying that it's just not the same, no fun and all, ya know?"
"Thank you so much, Biggs!"
"Always, Alec."
"Hey guys! Relax! Lemme see him now Biggs."
"Ok. But don't touch my precious baby!"
"Hah…I knew it! See Alec, he's bigger and so…breathtaking."
"Breathtaking! You know what Max? Just go and play with Biggs and his oh-so-great buddy!"
"Yeah I'll do that!"
"Fine!"
"You're sexy when you're jealous, you know that?"
"I'm always sexy!"
"Of course. Now come here. We can play all together, right Biggs?"
"Right. Hey Alec, next time we play pool on your billiard table, ok? But make sure that the dents are gone!"
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