When Harry Potter meets Star Wars!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Star Wars.
This is rated for use of language.
ONE SHOT!
When Harry Potter Meets Star Wars
We find Valdemort standing in the Dark Forest under a tree, resting. When R2D2 comes up to him and sudden speaks English!
"Hey, you're Valdemort, right?" R2D2 said.
"Yes. And I'd run if I were you."
"Why? Darth Vador could kick your ass any day of the week!" R2D2 laughed.
"No he couldn't!"
"Heeeeeeeeve, hoooooooo…Heeeeeeeeeeve, hooooooooooo.." A noise was heard close by.
"Here he comes! You better watch out!" R2D2 said, very cocky like.
Harry Potter comes out at about the same time Vador does. "Who's he?"
"I am Darth Vador! And I am not your father!"
"My father was killed by him!" Harry pointed towards Valdemort.
(Notice, this is kind of like the same situation Luke is in…Darth Vador "killed" Luke's father. Well, he is his father!)
"I must reveal something to you, Harry!" Valdemort said.
"What is it?" R2D2 said, "Are you going to walk on your hands and sing like an elephant does when it has fleas?"
"No! Harry, I am your father!" Valdemort said, "And I am going to protect you from this evil monster, Darth Vador!"
"Not on my watch. Heeeeeeeve, hoooooooooo…" Darth Vador used the force to choke Harry and make him raise off his feet into the air.
"Ah! Help me father!" Harry screamed.
"There is nothing you can do!" Darth Vador said.
"Help me daddy, you are my only hope!" Harry said his last words.