Disclaimer: I don't own Get Backers or Naruto
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Key:
' Bold' Kyuubi's thoughts
' Italic' Raiten's thoughts
" Speech" People talking
' Normal' Naruto's thoughts
' Underlined' other peoples thoughts
A/N: YOU MUST READ THIS. In the last chapter, it was said that Naruto's team had already done the introduction thingies. In this chapter, they will do it again. Just forget the part about Ms. Cogan's house. This chapter takes off from when they just met Kakashi.
:A New Meaning:
: Naruto's Apartment:
" Hey! Naruto wake up!" Raiten shouted pounding on the door.
Silence. Only loud sounds of snoring were heard.
" Shit" Raiten cursed under his breath. " You, albino, help me with the cold water." He said to Kyuubi
" This will be fun!" Kyuubi said taking out a squirt gun while Raiten got the bucket.
" Okay, on my count. 1….2…." Raiten started the countdown.
" Three!" Naruto shouted before he opened the door and bombarded them with water balloons.
Then, Naruto was confronted with the worst glares of all time that would make Morino Hibiki cower in fear.
" Uh… Hi…." Naruto said slowly backing away.
" Go To School Before I Kill You." Raiten said.
" Okay….. You guys come back then."
The two spirits were sucked into Naruto's body were they were once again, trapped into their cages.
' Buy me more food later' Kyuubi said in Naruto's mind ' I'm running out.'
" Let's go and meet our lazy instructor!" Naruto said happily.
:Flash Back:
" Team 7!" Iruka shouted. " Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura, and Uchiha Sasuke! Meet your instructor in here later!"
3 hours past.
" Where is out teacher!" Naruto cried out.
" Naruto! Be quiet!" Sakura screeched.
' Tell her to be quiet… I'm watching t.v…' Raiten spoke to Naruto.
' Like I can, she would just probably kill me or try to and I will be forced to blow her up'
' Good point…'
Naruto took the board eraser from the desk and started making a small and simple trap.
" What are you doing? Idiot" Sakura shouted at Naruto
" Hehehe, the teacher's going to get a surprise!" Naruto happily said. This showed the influence that Kyuubi had on Naruto.
" Naruto! Like our teacher would actually fall for that…" Sakura started to her voice faltered when their instructor showed up. The eraser fell and landed on top of his head.
" Sorry, teacher, I tried to stop him…" Sakura said out
" My name is Hatake Kakashi. Tomorrow we will discuss things." With that, their instructor poofed away.
:End Flash back:
Once again, Team 7 met inside of the classroom. Naruto was having a mental talk with the occupants within his mind. Sakura was drooling at Sasuke, and Sasuke was making his usual " I-am-better-than-you" smirk.
2 hours 30 minutes pass.
" Where the #&$$ is our teacher!" Naruto shouted loosing his temper
' Maybe we should kill him' Kyuubi offered
Naruto ignored him. While Sakura was still fawning over Sasuke, Kakashi decided to show up.
" Good morning!" Kakashi said. " Meet me on the roof."
: Roof Top:
" Okay, since yesterday we didn't really talk, we're going to introduce ourselves to each other." Kakashi said.
" How?" Sakura asked
" Tell me your name, likes, dislikes, dream, and ambitions." Kakashi said listing off the 5 things.
" Sensei, can you do an example?" Sakura asked.
" Well, My name is Hatake Kakashi. I have many likes and dislikes. My dreams and ambitions I don't want to tell you." He said
" All we know is his name" Sakura whispered to Sasuke and Naruto
" Okay! You, pink-haired girl!." Kakashi said pointing to Sakura.
" Haruno Sakura! I like…( glance at Sasuke) my dreams and ambitions…( glance at Sasuke) insert high pitched squeal
" And your dislikes?" Kakashi said ignoring the short glances in between.
" Naruto!" Sakura said shifting from her love struck mode to her inner Sakura mode.
' She seems to want to be in love more than to be a ninja' Kakashi thought
' Weakling' Sasuke thought
' OH MY FUCKING GOD! I can't hear anymore! Help! Naruto! Get me to the hospital!' Kyuubi screamed loudly inside Naruto's head.
' Shut up… She'll die anyways' Naruto replied to Kyuubi
" Okay, you" Kakashi said pointing to Sasuke
" Uchiha Sasuke, I don't have many likes and I have a lot of Dislikes, I think dreams are empty but I do have an ambition, to kill a certain man."
' Wow! Sasuke-kun's so cool!" Sakura thought while her Inner Sakura was looking at Sasuke with hearts in her eyes.
' Reasonable for the last of the Uchihas' Kakashi thought
' Arrogant Bastard' Raiten suddenly thought.
" And the last one." Kakashi said pointing to Naruto
" Uzumaki Naruto. I like people who acknowledge me. I dislike people who are arrogant and people who are lovesick fools. My dream is to make my friends proud of me. My ambition…is to be the best …(3) user in the world." Naruto said
Both Sakura and Kakashi didn't care what he used because Sakura was fawning again over Sasuke and Kakashi wasn't interested in Naruto's skill, but he was interested in Sasuke's.
Sasuke's reaction was different. He simply looked at Naruto then dismissed it as something non-important.
" Okay. Today, we will be doing a survival test so you guys can become genin."
" But, didn't we already become genin?" Sakura asked
" No, this is the real test that sees if you are genin material." Kakashi said " This is what it is, I have two bells. You guys have to get it before 12:00. Okay? Also, the people who get the bells will have lunch and will become genins. The person who didn't get it will be sent back to the academy.""
" But sensei, why are there only 2 bells?" Sakura asked yet again.
" You ask too many questions! Ready! Start!" The jounin Instructor shouted.
With that, all three genins ran from the field and hid themselves in the bushes and trees that surrounded.
Sasuke was hiding in a tree, Sakura was underneath the tree bowing to him, and Naruto was hiding somewhere where no one could see him.
Kakashi was looking around to see if anyone saw him. He was searching for any sign of the three genins.
The first one he saw was Sakura. It was obvious that she forgot to hide because of her Sasuke praising time.
The second one he saw was Sasuke. Wherever you found Sakura, you could always find Sasuke. This was a known fact to all the teachers at the Ninja Academy.
' Better go for Sakura first' he thought.
Kakashi went behind Sakura while Sasuke took this chance to run away from Sakura.
" Sakura, you should always watch your back when in combat," Kakashi said while scaring the shit out of Sakura.
" K-kakashi Sensei" Sakura stammered.
"Henge no jutsu" Kakashi said turning into Sasuke's dead body.
" AH! Sasuke-Kun!" Sakura screamed. (I'm making her weak enough to do this)
Sakura then fainted.
" Heh, Sakura got fooled so easily." Kakashi said getting out his most prized possession: Ichi Ichi Paradise #2
" On to Naruto!" Kakashi exclaimed loudly.
: With Naruto:
Naruto was actually hiding in the water. There was a thin layer of fire and lightning surrounding him. He could breath because of the inhabitants inside of him. The lightning was meant to electrocute anyone who went into the water other than him.
' Genius! Genius I tell you!' Kyuubi cackled evilly inside Naruto's head.
' Time to make my entrance' Naruto thought
: With Kakashi:
Kakashi was nearing the lake that Naruto was under. He really didn't know where Naruto was until Naruto started purposely-blowing bubbles out of his nose.
Kakashi slowly walked over to the lake. He was very confident that he could kick Naruto's ass.
" I know you're there" Kakashi said to the orange figure inside of the water.
Naruto jumped out of the water.
" Kage Bushin No Jutsu!" Naruto cried making 10 clones of him.
" Interesting, so you know a jounin level jutsu" Kakashi said
' Give me an "F"!'
' Give me an "U"!'
' Give me an "C"!'
' Give me an "K"!'
' Give me an "Y"!'
' Give me an "O"!'
' Give me an "U"!'
' FUCK YOU!' Kyuubi shouted and Raiten shouted in perfect harmony at the image of Kakashi. Being trapped inside Naruto allowed them to still see the outside. So, they were shouting at the image of Kakashi.
' Kill him Naruto! Tear him apart! He's looking down on us!' Kyuubi said to Naruto
' Shut up.'
" Yeah so?" Naruto said turning his attention away from Kyuubi and to Kakashi.
" Where did you learn it." Kakashi asked, maybe he could teach it to Sasuke, if they passed.
" From …" Naruto didn't finish his sentence because at that moment, Sasuke just had to pop up and act like a hero.
" Kaiton Housenka no Jutsu (Fire Element, Phoenix Fire )!" Sasuke exclaimed before shooting fireballs out of his mouth.
'… Show off ' Raiten said in Naruto's head
' Join the Sasuke hating club' Naruto replied
Kakashi had managed to escape from the line of fireballs from Sasuke's mouth.
" Kaiton Goukakyuu no Jutsu ( Fire Element; Grand Fireball )" Sasuke said again, this time creating a large fireball.
" Suiton Suijinheki (Water Element; Water Barrier Wall )" Kakashi said using a large amount of fire to defend himself from the fire
'Hm….Help him, or not help him' Kyuubi asked Naruto.
' Just go and use a jutsu, then steal the bells.' Raiten proposed
' Okay, use Raiten's idea.'
" Kanashibari no Jutsu ( Body freeze skill )" Naruto whispered. When Kakashi was properly immobilized, Naruto used his speed to get the bells.
' Hah, Got the bells, now all I got to do is to wait and see Sasuke get his assed kicked.' Naruto thought smirking evilly when Kakashi could move freely again.
" I'll just go and find Sakura now…" Naruto said walking off.
"Doton Shinjuu Zanshuu no Jutsu ( Inner Decapitation Skill)" Kakashi shouted
BOOM!
" What the…" Naruto said looking back.
There, Kakashi stood over a captured Sasuke. Sasuke was buried in the dirt.
" Ninja rule # 127 : Never look down on your opponents." Kakashi said. " Ninja rule # 5 : Don't jump into battle like an idiot"
' Damn! He's going to go after me next!' Naruto thought frantically trying to escape the area.
" Going somewhere Naruto?" Kakashi said while looking down at Naruto.
" Uh…no?" Naruto said nervously.
' Get out of there Naruto, there's no way we can beat him unless we show your true power." Raiten said to Naruto
' What if I don't show my powers?' Naruto asked
' Uh… he does Sennen Goroshi (Pain of a Thousand Years) on you?' Raiten said.
' What's that?' Naruto asked
' It involves getting poked in the ass okay!' Kyuubi said loosing his patience
' Okay….' Naruto said unsure.
' Kit! Behind you!' Kyuubi yelled
" Ninja Rule #2! Never turn your back on an enemy!" Kakashi said.
" Sennen Goroshi!" Kakashi said creating the tiger seal before sticking it in Naruto's ass.
The assed poked Naruto turned into a log.
'Kawarimi no jutsu (Body substitute skill)?' Kakashi thought.
' I'm alive…..' Naruto thought
' You Idiot! Of course your alive, it only hurts your pride you know…' Raiten told Naruto
' WHAT! So I wasted my Chakra(1) for nothing?' Naruto shouted at Raiten
' Actually, you saved about 20 percent of your pride and self esteem' Raiten said ' so, logically, it's better this way, also, we can always lend you chakra.'
' Curse you stupid logical guy'
' Thank you' Raiten replied smirking
' Anyways….onward!'
Naruto ran to a large clearing, inside of the clearing, there was Sakura. She was lying down on the ground. It was obvious that she had fainted because if she were hit by a kunai then she would have blood on her.
' Should I wake her, or should I not?' Naruto thought to himself.
' Kit, Let me teach you something.' Kyuubi said. A blackboard immediately made itself known in Naruto's mind.
' Today's lesson : The Theory of Women. Spoken by Kyuubi and assistant by Raiten.' Kyuubi said loudly
' Women, are the worlds most dangerous thing to a man.' Kyuubi said while pointing a stick to a badly drawn person on the blackboard. ' Women can : slap, punch, kick and bite you. If a man says something bad to a woman, he will get a slap. If a man does something bad to her, the man will be expected to expect death.' Kyuubi said.
' Most women have logical sense, they do not see a need to hit males. These women are the women that you should feel safe around. . For example: Suppose you did something mean to let's say… Hinata. She wouldn't hit you, she would ask why you did it.' Raiten said to Naruto
' Women who have no common sense are dangerous.' Kyuubi said while writing the word 'dangerous' on the board and underlining it. ' They will hit you regardless of what happens. For example, Sakura, she will hit you no matter what you do.'
'Which brings us to our next point.' Raiten said taking over ' Never, ever, hit on a girl who already has a crush. This will result in a punch, kick, or slap.'
' Most people feel the need to stay away from females, for they have violent tempers. Only about 1 out of 50 girls are shy. 15 out of 50 girls are outgoing, 23 girls out of 50 are violent and 14 girls are so-so out of 50.'
' Sakura, is one of the violent girls. She has a crush, she is obsessed with her crush, and she can easily injure the 'fake' you.'
' Therefore, do not go near her.' Kyuubi said while the blackboard disappeared.
Blink.
Blink.
' Okay.' Naruto said after blinking twice. He left the clearing where Sakura was and headed in a different direction.
' We have to give him ' the talk' soon you know' Kyuubi said to Raiten. The two were playing chess in a room.
' Yeah, he is twelve(2 ) now.' Raiten replied
' Our little boy is going to become sexually active soon…' Kyuubi said while tears ran down his face.
'Kyuubi?'
' Yes Raiten?' Kyuubi said sniffing into a tissue
' Shut up, you're scaring me. And, Naruto's not becoming sexually active until about 6 more years.' Raiten said moving a chess piece
' Fine Mr. I-have-to-wait-until-I'm-eighteen.' Kyuubi said
' Kyuubi…. Movea piece and shut up or die' Raiten said while changing into dangerous mode.
' Okay.' Kyuubi said while moving the chess piece.
: Outside of Naruto's mind:
Naruto kept on running. He got to another clearing and saw Sasuke there. Sasuke was already out of the ground and trying to get the dirt out of his cloths.
" Hey! Sasuke!" Naruto shouted.
" What dead-last?" Sasuke said while looking at Naruto with his superior smirk.
" Let's work together and kick Kakashi's ass!" Naruto said.
" No, You two just slow me down. I am better than both of you." Sasuke said before running off in another direction.
' Curse you, you stupid jackass.' Naruto thought.
Naruto took off running back in the direction that he came from.
" So you finally show up?" Kakashi said. Turns out that he had been waiting for Naruto since Naruto used Kawarimi no Jutsu.
" Yeah, so?" Naruto answered back
" I gave Sakura the genjutsu test, and I gave Sasuke the ninjutsu one. All that's left is Taijutsu." Kakashi said while lazily reading his Ichi Ichi Paradise book.
" Taijutsu?" Naruto asked.
' Hey, let me take over. I want to electrocute him.' Raiten said
' Shut up, you're going to blow our cover' Kyuubi said to Raiten ' good luck kit.'
' Thanks…I think' Naruto said before sliding into a Taijutsu stance.
' What is this stance? I've never seen it before' Kakashi thought before sliding into his own Taijutsu stance.
" Kakashi!" Naruto shouted " Be prepared to get your ass kicked!"(4)
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A/N:
1: Some people spell it " Chakra" some people spell it " Chakura". I'm going to use " Chakra."
2: Naruto is twelve in this fan fiction. He had to hide his powers so he purposely failed 2 times.
3: Naruto can use lightning if Raiten allows him to. Since Raiten and Naruto get along fine, I'm going to assume that Naruto can freely use electricity and lightning.
4: Since Naruto already has the bell, he doesn't really need to fight. But I'm making Naruto fight just for the heck of it.
Pairings for this story:
Naruto x Ino
Raiten x Temari
Kyuubi x Kin
Tell me if you have any disagreements with the pairings.
Also, The women speech that Kyuubi and Raiten did? Girls out there, do not take any offense. I am a girl. So what offends you, offends me. So don't complain to me that the Women Speech sounded sexist or something.