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Chapter Two: The Argument and Hyper Eri

Winry led Ed to the living and told him to sit on the couch while she got him a drink. Winry prepared the drink and quickly snatched her wrench. It was sitting on the table which was a rare moment when Winry didn't have her wrench. She tucked it into her pocket and took the drink of water to Ed.

"Where have you been?" Winry asked, her voice tinted with worry.

"I have no fucking clue. Gez, I just escaped from Roy. That fucking asshole kept putting me on missions and telling everyone that I went missing. I mean Al was worried so bad that his wife had to knock him out every night so that he would get some sleep!" Ed answered in a rather loud tone. Winry's wrench made contact with his head.

"Eri is asleep and you will wake her. She has to look well rested for her little birthday party or how you forgotten your child's birthday?" Winry hissed. Ed rolled his eyes.

"What fucking birthday party? What ever happened to just having a family dinner?" Ed asked. Winry rolled her eyes this time and the wrench once again kissed Ed's head. "And that was for?"

"Eri's seventh birthday is tomorrow, jackass. She is old enough to have friends over for a little party. Maybe you have forgotten your own family or mostly your daughter," Winry answered.

"Oh, I got it covered," Ed said, so sure of himself. Winry smashed her wrench into Ed's head. "I'm going to destroy that wrench!" Ed yelled. Winry started cry. She had hoped that Ed would returned without the normal attitude. She ran up to her room and shut the door. She knew Ed was most likely burying himself back into whatever book he was reading the last time he was here. Sometimes, Winry wanted to kill Ed, but she knew he didn't like exposing himself and didn't do such a good job at it. Winry sighed and fell asleep.

(a/n: And you thought he would be all nice to Winry, but you were WRONG. Sorry, just had to point that out)

When Winry awoke that morning, Eri was already up and running about. It was her first official birthday party and she was so excited that she scared her father to waking Winry up.

"She is too hyper. Go calm her down," Ed said. Winry glared at him and got up. There was arrangements to make quickly. It was time to get ready for Eri's party.

Sorry about making the chapters short, but I have writer's block and kind of have a lot of things to do. (The only reason my other fan fictions have a whole lot of chapters put up fast is because they were ready forever ago to go up and this one happens to be a brand new one.) Well, Thank you for the reviews and keep them coming. (If you have an idea for Eri's birthday party and want me to use it, send it to me…I might use and give you credit on the next chapter) See ya! - LadyKagome215