Chappie-ter numero dos: Lively Little Hiei-chan off on his first day at
school- oh yeah, along with Kuwabaka and Yusuke.
Disclaimer: Do Not Sue Me! Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I no own, so You No Sue! I got that from Black Dragon and her hilarious fanfic when she trapped the tantei in an elevator! Gleeness! In case no one got the message, I do not own... ... ... (Darn, I must say it) YuYu Hakusho. Why me? *crumples to the ground* Okay, that's enough now. *Resumes writing fanfiction*
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(about a week later) (Kurama still hasn't gotten a job, they just have a magical fridge penciled in by the great Sakura-Chan! *Boxes* *Continues to Box* Wait, Why am I boxing to myself?)
Hiei woke up the next morning at an unfathomably early time. The first thing he noticed was that Kurama was pounding at his door."Get up Hiei! You only have 30 Minutes to get ready and go to school!" (Yup. This is what I go through every morning. Sad, isn't it?) "Coming, Coming, Kitsune," Hiei growled (a Hiei in the morning would look downright Kawaii, dontcha think). Hiei, Yusuke, and Kuwabaka all got out of their rooms and slowly and very sleep- depravedly went around the house getting breakfast and brushing teeth and stuff like that. With five minutes left, they all said goodbye to Kurama and went off to school.
***at school***
Hiei was the third person in his seat for homeroom. He just sat in the corner and glared at everyone, using his super- patented death glare, just daring anyone and everyone to come closer. When homeroom started, the teachers made him stand up and say several things about himself. "My name is Hiei. I'm seventeen. I'm from Japan." "Say something in Japanese," One kid automatically shouted out. (So typical- this is the reaction whenever I speak Japanese at my school) The class laughed. Hiei sat down and glared at the kid. "Ningen no Baka!" He said. The random kid just stupidly stared around the room. Hiei sighed. He had come to five conclusions. 1) This was going to be a long day. 2) This was going to be a long year. 3) Homeroom sucks. 4)
School sucks. 5) He could now see why Yusuke skipped so much.
*** not at school***
Yusuke had decided to skip school a LONG time ago, and, unfortunately, Kuwabaka had tagged along. The authoress sighed. This could be interesting. Yusuke and Kuwabaka and entered a fighting contest just for kicks (get it?). Of course, Yusuke won, because He is.....Yusuke! Kuwabaka had came in second, because the authoress cheated and thought that Kuwabaka should illegally get to the point where he 'thinks' with the emphasis on thinking (But how could he do that? Kuwabaka can not think) that he can beat Yusuke's brains in on TV, but, fortunately, came in second. They decided to take their earnings and go to the mall and blow it all there. What the heck. It was a weekly competition. They could always get more money.
***back at school***
It was lunchtime at Hiei's school (which shall be referred to as Hiei's school ), and Hiei had already earned a reputation as a smart alec, a know it all, a loner, a wierd little gothic dude, and a short little cutie (needless to say, she was IMMEDIATELY set on fire, no questions asked, and, he denied everything, saying that she was fiddling with some electric wires or such ). 'Now, where to sit?' he asked himself. There was one table. He sat there, all by himself, silently devising ways to blow up the whole school.
***Guess Where!***
Yusuke and Kuwabaka had now discovered the arcade section of the mall and were now having competitions with the whack a mole games and those driving games. Kuwabaka had driven into a tree and missed the mole completely, swinging around and whacking some poor mother in the head. Yusuke then got bored with that and decided to buy 50 dollars worth of scratchcards. He sat in the corner with a pile that would be taller that Hiei and started scratching, cackling away madly (can't ya imagine Yusuke cackling?). Meanwhile, Kuwabaka had tried to buy twenty dollars woth of quarters and was trying to carry them over to the slot machines. He tripped, fell, and they went everywhere. Yusuke stopped his cackling and laughed at Kuwabaka. They resumed wreaking havoc in the mall.
***in seventh period science and chemistry class***
Hiei growled. This was insulting, degrading, and humiliating. These ningens were going to make him start a fire. With matches. Oh, the horrors of not being able to use your youki to start your own freakin fire! They'll see when their house catches on fire next Tuesday. Hiei sighed, and struck the match. It would not light! "Curse You....." Hiei muttered. "Um, Hiei?" A tentative voice asked. "What now," He turned to face her, still holding the cursed match. "You need to strike the other end to make the fire." She said, lightly giggling like that kitsune does all the time. He struck the match, igniting this chemical. He grinned. If he could willingly set fire upon things, school wasn't that bad. Well, this forty-five minutes of it.
Next, Hiei had science. They had to bisect a frog. Nearby Hiei's empty table, some girl was wailing about the poor froggie, and how it was going to die and get all chopped up and stuff. "Pathetic ningen." He sneered. He was given a butter knife by the science teacher. A butter knife. Hiei was a master at wielding his katana, and all he was given was a useless, rubbery, ningen-made, PLASTIC butter knife? Hiei was at his wits end. Of course, this dinky little knife would never cut through the toad. So Hiei had a better idea. He whipped out his katana and sliced through the toad. He then sheathed his katana. Just as the teacher turned around. He whistled innocently, and the teacher got real suspicious just then. The kids started whispering excitedly to themselves. Hiei could sense that they were talking about him, and he silenced them with his super duper ultra patented death glare. That shut em up real good.
Then the bell rang. Hiei get up and calmly walked out of the room and went to his locker. The bad thing was, he had a top locker. That was a good thing, so you had first locker priority over the bottom locker people, but, the problem was Hiei's height.
(Meagan, this paragraphs for you) ^_^
"So, Hiei, my man, that was one phat stunt you did in science, yo, ya know what I mean?" A member of Hiei's science class was the one who spoke that. "So, dawg, are you some sort of Japanese terrorist or something?" "Feh," Hiei commented, walking out the building in the direction of a Burger King. He needed several Frozen Cokes to supplement himself. "Yo, where ya giong, dude?" The ningen stood looking bewildered at the now very far away Hiei.
"So, Hiei, how was school?" Kurama asked as Hiei slammed the door in his attempt to get inside the house. "Why aren't Yusuke and Kuwabara with you?" "Hn. They skipped." Hiei returned and walked up the stairs to his room to do his dreaded..... dum dum duuuuuuum.....homework.
A random unit of time later, Yusuke and Kuwabaka walked in, carrying piles of scratchcards, quarters, and other miscellaneous lotto tickets. Kurama sweatdropped at their arrival. "Having fun?" He asked. "You bet!" Yusuke laughed. " First, me and Kuwabaka won this tournament, and then we blew half of it at the mall, and then Yusuke won the grand prize scratchcard, and the baka here got the all time lowest score on the whack a mole game! We had a heck of a lot of fun!" Yusuke was laughing and Kuwabaka continued to grin stupidly which starts to freak people out after a while, so the authoress made him stop right away.
Hiei had been working on his.....dum dum duuuuuuuuuum..... homework. Algebra was just so darn boring! Incredibly easy for a yokai, but boring. He shoved his completed homework in his bookbag. Hiei sighed. He still needed to join a club, whatever that was. He also needed a car. Maybe he would enter that fighting contest after all. Yusuke said there was a sword competition. He went downstairs where Kurama was looking through the newspaper, looking for job descriptions. "Cash Register Assistant needed at Wendy's... ..no, too messy..... How about Child Day Care? No, too many little kids....." Hiei went to the magical fridge and grabbed a bag of chips. He ate it in one big gulp and went out the door. "Hey Hiei, where ya going?" Kurama asked. "Nowhere special," Hiei answered.
Hiei sat in a Starbuck's, drinking a cappuccino. School really made you low on energy. Maybe the authoress had made Koenma disappear in this fanfic, so there wouldn't be any missions. He sighed. He needed some money. Maybe he would just lure someone into an alley and take all their money. That would keep him going for a while. Maybe that one, the woman in the really tacky polka dotted dress. She seemed rich enough.
"Please, sir, take my money and go. I have five kittens. I want to see my pookie again!" The woman wailed. Hiei had her upside down attached to a street lamp. Hiei took her money. She had twenty five dollars on her. He took twenty and left her hanging on a street lamp. Then, he turned back into his normal state. No one would ever meet his description, many eyes and green skin. "Feh." Hiei smiled. He could get used to this.
Back at the tantei house, Yusuke and Kuwabaka were watching TV when a sudden news flash came on. "We have some urgent news," a newslady said. "Mrs. Gertrude Habel has been spotted on the alley of Collins St." A picture zoomed in on Mrs. Habel, who was screaming because a wind was blowing her around on the street lamp. "Mrs. Habel is a dedicated citizen, and just an hour ago, she was robbed. The attacker has a description of a strange green tint to his skin. He was also seen to have eyes attached all over his body. I know this is a little hard to comprehend, but wierdos are known to walk the streets of Charlotte a dark, and they would do anything to conceal themselves. This is news anchor Melody, over and out."
***at the news place***
"What kind of a description is that!" News anchor Melody yelled at her camera man. "Um..... that's what Mrs. Habel told us he looked like." The man was shaking. "Next this guy shows, get a better description! I am not about to become the laughingstock of the Channel 71/2 news team!" Then, News Anchor Melody stormed out of the room. The camera man burst into laughter. "I heard that!" Melody screeched.
***back at the Tantei House***
"10 bucks that the 'attacker' is Hiei," Yusuke commented after that disturbing news interruption. "Why didn't he take us with him?" Kuwabaka said. "Hn. Because the lady likes cats." Hiei said. He was sitting in the window, which he convienently left opened. "SAY WHAT!?" Kuwabaka yelled. "Yes. That's right. She had five. Pookie, snookums, tigger, Kitty, and huggles." "And you did what!?" "Baka ningen. I simmply tied her to a street lamp and let the wind play with her for a while." "Say What!" Kuwabaka yelled again. This was starting to get annoying. He hopped from his perch on the window ledge and went up to his room. He was high on cash, but low on energy. It wasn't long before he went to sleep.
A/N
Yup, that was chappie-ter numero dos! Yups a roonies, it has gone by quite well! I plan to have Hiei tie many more people to street lamps in the future! And another fighting contest will ensue! Also, Kurama will 'try' on his first day at work! The other World's not watching for nothing!
Horseshoes and Hermit Crabs,
Rabid Fangirl Sakura Chan ^_^
Disclaimer: Do Not Sue Me! Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I no own, so You No Sue! I got that from Black Dragon and her hilarious fanfic when she trapped the tantei in an elevator! Gleeness! In case no one got the message, I do not own... ... ... (Darn, I must say it) YuYu Hakusho. Why me? *crumples to the ground* Okay, that's enough now. *Resumes writing fanfiction*
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(about a week later) (Kurama still hasn't gotten a job, they just have a magical fridge penciled in by the great Sakura-Chan! *Boxes* *Continues to Box* Wait, Why am I boxing to myself?)
Hiei woke up the next morning at an unfathomably early time. The first thing he noticed was that Kurama was pounding at his door."Get up Hiei! You only have 30 Minutes to get ready and go to school!" (Yup. This is what I go through every morning. Sad, isn't it?) "Coming, Coming, Kitsune," Hiei growled (a Hiei in the morning would look downright Kawaii, dontcha think). Hiei, Yusuke, and Kuwabaka all got out of their rooms and slowly and very sleep- depravedly went around the house getting breakfast and brushing teeth and stuff like that. With five minutes left, they all said goodbye to Kurama and went off to school.
***at school***
Hiei was the third person in his seat for homeroom. He just sat in the corner and glared at everyone, using his super- patented death glare, just daring anyone and everyone to come closer. When homeroom started, the teachers made him stand up and say several things about himself. "My name is Hiei. I'm seventeen. I'm from Japan." "Say something in Japanese," One kid automatically shouted out. (So typical- this is the reaction whenever I speak Japanese at my school) The class laughed. Hiei sat down and glared at the kid. "Ningen no Baka!" He said. The random kid just stupidly stared around the room. Hiei sighed. He had come to five conclusions. 1) This was going to be a long day. 2) This was going to be a long year. 3) Homeroom sucks. 4)
School sucks. 5) He could now see why Yusuke skipped so much.
*** not at school***
Yusuke had decided to skip school a LONG time ago, and, unfortunately, Kuwabaka had tagged along. The authoress sighed. This could be interesting. Yusuke and Kuwabaka and entered a fighting contest just for kicks (get it?). Of course, Yusuke won, because He is.....Yusuke! Kuwabaka had came in second, because the authoress cheated and thought that Kuwabaka should illegally get to the point where he 'thinks' with the emphasis on thinking (But how could he do that? Kuwabaka can not think) that he can beat Yusuke's brains in on TV, but, fortunately, came in second. They decided to take their earnings and go to the mall and blow it all there. What the heck. It was a weekly competition. They could always get more money.
***back at school***
It was lunchtime at Hiei's school (which shall be referred to as Hiei's school ), and Hiei had already earned a reputation as a smart alec, a know it all, a loner, a wierd little gothic dude, and a short little cutie (needless to say, she was IMMEDIATELY set on fire, no questions asked, and, he denied everything, saying that she was fiddling with some electric wires or such ). 'Now, where to sit?' he asked himself. There was one table. He sat there, all by himself, silently devising ways to blow up the whole school.
***Guess Where!***
Yusuke and Kuwabaka had now discovered the arcade section of the mall and were now having competitions with the whack a mole games and those driving games. Kuwabaka had driven into a tree and missed the mole completely, swinging around and whacking some poor mother in the head. Yusuke then got bored with that and decided to buy 50 dollars worth of scratchcards. He sat in the corner with a pile that would be taller that Hiei and started scratching, cackling away madly (can't ya imagine Yusuke cackling?). Meanwhile, Kuwabaka had tried to buy twenty dollars woth of quarters and was trying to carry them over to the slot machines. He tripped, fell, and they went everywhere. Yusuke stopped his cackling and laughed at Kuwabaka. They resumed wreaking havoc in the mall.
***in seventh period science and chemistry class***
Hiei growled. This was insulting, degrading, and humiliating. These ningens were going to make him start a fire. With matches. Oh, the horrors of not being able to use your youki to start your own freakin fire! They'll see when their house catches on fire next Tuesday. Hiei sighed, and struck the match. It would not light! "Curse You....." Hiei muttered. "Um, Hiei?" A tentative voice asked. "What now," He turned to face her, still holding the cursed match. "You need to strike the other end to make the fire." She said, lightly giggling like that kitsune does all the time. He struck the match, igniting this chemical. He grinned. If he could willingly set fire upon things, school wasn't that bad. Well, this forty-five minutes of it.
Next, Hiei had science. They had to bisect a frog. Nearby Hiei's empty table, some girl was wailing about the poor froggie, and how it was going to die and get all chopped up and stuff. "Pathetic ningen." He sneered. He was given a butter knife by the science teacher. A butter knife. Hiei was a master at wielding his katana, and all he was given was a useless, rubbery, ningen-made, PLASTIC butter knife? Hiei was at his wits end. Of course, this dinky little knife would never cut through the toad. So Hiei had a better idea. He whipped out his katana and sliced through the toad. He then sheathed his katana. Just as the teacher turned around. He whistled innocently, and the teacher got real suspicious just then. The kids started whispering excitedly to themselves. Hiei could sense that they were talking about him, and he silenced them with his super duper ultra patented death glare. That shut em up real good.
Then the bell rang. Hiei get up and calmly walked out of the room and went to his locker. The bad thing was, he had a top locker. That was a good thing, so you had first locker priority over the bottom locker people, but, the problem was Hiei's height.
(Meagan, this paragraphs for you) ^_^
"So, Hiei, my man, that was one phat stunt you did in science, yo, ya know what I mean?" A member of Hiei's science class was the one who spoke that. "So, dawg, are you some sort of Japanese terrorist or something?" "Feh," Hiei commented, walking out the building in the direction of a Burger King. He needed several Frozen Cokes to supplement himself. "Yo, where ya giong, dude?" The ningen stood looking bewildered at the now very far away Hiei.
"So, Hiei, how was school?" Kurama asked as Hiei slammed the door in his attempt to get inside the house. "Why aren't Yusuke and Kuwabara with you?" "Hn. They skipped." Hiei returned and walked up the stairs to his room to do his dreaded..... dum dum duuuuuuum.....homework.
A random unit of time later, Yusuke and Kuwabaka walked in, carrying piles of scratchcards, quarters, and other miscellaneous lotto tickets. Kurama sweatdropped at their arrival. "Having fun?" He asked. "You bet!" Yusuke laughed. " First, me and Kuwabaka won this tournament, and then we blew half of it at the mall, and then Yusuke won the grand prize scratchcard, and the baka here got the all time lowest score on the whack a mole game! We had a heck of a lot of fun!" Yusuke was laughing and Kuwabaka continued to grin stupidly which starts to freak people out after a while, so the authoress made him stop right away.
Hiei had been working on his.....dum dum duuuuuuuuuum..... homework. Algebra was just so darn boring! Incredibly easy for a yokai, but boring. He shoved his completed homework in his bookbag. Hiei sighed. He still needed to join a club, whatever that was. He also needed a car. Maybe he would enter that fighting contest after all. Yusuke said there was a sword competition. He went downstairs where Kurama was looking through the newspaper, looking for job descriptions. "Cash Register Assistant needed at Wendy's... ..no, too messy..... How about Child Day Care? No, too many little kids....." Hiei went to the magical fridge and grabbed a bag of chips. He ate it in one big gulp and went out the door. "Hey Hiei, where ya going?" Kurama asked. "Nowhere special," Hiei answered.
Hiei sat in a Starbuck's, drinking a cappuccino. School really made you low on energy. Maybe the authoress had made Koenma disappear in this fanfic, so there wouldn't be any missions. He sighed. He needed some money. Maybe he would just lure someone into an alley and take all their money. That would keep him going for a while. Maybe that one, the woman in the really tacky polka dotted dress. She seemed rich enough.
"Please, sir, take my money and go. I have five kittens. I want to see my pookie again!" The woman wailed. Hiei had her upside down attached to a street lamp. Hiei took her money. She had twenty five dollars on her. He took twenty and left her hanging on a street lamp. Then, he turned back into his normal state. No one would ever meet his description, many eyes and green skin. "Feh." Hiei smiled. He could get used to this.
Back at the tantei house, Yusuke and Kuwabaka were watching TV when a sudden news flash came on. "We have some urgent news," a newslady said. "Mrs. Gertrude Habel has been spotted on the alley of Collins St." A picture zoomed in on Mrs. Habel, who was screaming because a wind was blowing her around on the street lamp. "Mrs. Habel is a dedicated citizen, and just an hour ago, she was robbed. The attacker has a description of a strange green tint to his skin. He was also seen to have eyes attached all over his body. I know this is a little hard to comprehend, but wierdos are known to walk the streets of Charlotte a dark, and they would do anything to conceal themselves. This is news anchor Melody, over and out."
***at the news place***
"What kind of a description is that!" News anchor Melody yelled at her camera man. "Um..... that's what Mrs. Habel told us he looked like." The man was shaking. "Next this guy shows, get a better description! I am not about to become the laughingstock of the Channel 71/2 news team!" Then, News Anchor Melody stormed out of the room. The camera man burst into laughter. "I heard that!" Melody screeched.
***back at the Tantei House***
"10 bucks that the 'attacker' is Hiei," Yusuke commented after that disturbing news interruption. "Why didn't he take us with him?" Kuwabaka said. "Hn. Because the lady likes cats." Hiei said. He was sitting in the window, which he convienently left opened. "SAY WHAT!?" Kuwabaka yelled. "Yes. That's right. She had five. Pookie, snookums, tigger, Kitty, and huggles." "And you did what!?" "Baka ningen. I simmply tied her to a street lamp and let the wind play with her for a while." "Say What!" Kuwabaka yelled again. This was starting to get annoying. He hopped from his perch on the window ledge and went up to his room. He was high on cash, but low on energy. It wasn't long before he went to sleep.
A/N
Yup, that was chappie-ter numero dos! Yups a roonies, it has gone by quite well! I plan to have Hiei tie many more people to street lamps in the future! And another fighting contest will ensue! Also, Kurama will 'try' on his first day at work! The other World's not watching for nothing!
Horseshoes and Hermit Crabs,
Rabid Fangirl Sakura Chan ^_^