Chaapie- ter numero quatro! A really bad desicion (was sake involved in this?).
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It was a month into the new school year (September 3rd, to be exact) and Hiei has picked the pockets of 5 more people, and won several fighting tournaments. So have Yusuke and Kuwabaka. Kurama has been promoted several times to the person that is in charge of the flower section (he was in charge of the bush and shrub section) Let's see what is in store for them in another exiting episode of.... THE TITLE!

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"Well, you're home from school early today, Hiei," Kurama said. "No track team practice today?" "Hn," Hiei said, and shoved a letter into Kurama's hands. It was from the school. Kurama gazed at the letter thoughtfully. He then opened it, thinking that Hiei was in trouble for skipping school or fighting or something. But that was not what he saw. It was a letter for the 5th Annual Fall Festival! Kurama sweatdropped, and turned to Hiei. "They want chaperones for the Fall Festival," he said. "Go if you care," Hiei responded and went up to his room. He no longer cared about doing homework anymore.

Kurama was still wondering whether or not to go. It would be fun for him, he decided. And, he could drag Yusuke and Kuwabara along. Hiei may need some persuading, but it would be a fun outing for the four of them. Then Yusuke came in, followed by Kuwabaka. "Hey, we won again!" He said, giving a peace sign to no one in general. "For some reason, I always seem to come in second," Kuwabaka muttered. Kurama turned to them." How would you like to go to the Fall Festival?" He asked.

***Guess Where?***

So, Ten Bucks says Kurama spiked our Coke or something so we'd say yes to go to this place. We've got four hours to kill, and ABSOLUTELY nothing to do!" Yusuke commented as he, Kuwabaka, and Hiei strolled throuought the booths at the festival. 'What the heck,' Yusuke thought. 'I've only been to school for one day, so no one knows me. I'll just go for broke.' Yusuke grinned. He stepped in front of Kuwabaka. "Let's go have some fun." He said.

The three members of the tantei had now decided to take over as the parking control commitee by directing all the cars in a big circle for about forty five minutes, or until the circle got out of control and the three were caught. Then, they proceeded to take some of Yusuke's prize money and go to the most popular game there, the punching game! There was a humongous line, but only one ultra-patented death glare from Hiei changed that real quick. Then, the three proceeded to play the game Very... ... ... ... Very... ... ... ... ... ... Slowly. Then, Kuwabaka made the mistake of dying, and the whole line heaved a sigh of relief. Until... he pulled out another five and proceeded to play the game Very... ... ... Very... ... ... ... Slowly. They gave that up after a half hour. They then ordered a small popcorn each and used all of the butter flavoring the concession stand had, and then started complaining and carrying on very... ... ... ... ... Very... ... ... ... Loudly.

While all of this was going on, Kurama had worked at three places and was on his fourth. He had to work at the rock climbing wall for 20 minutes, the fun house for 40, and the ticket collector for 15 minutes. He was now in charge of being a DJ for the music and dancing portion of the festival. This was also where the food and seating was. It was quite crowded, and smelled like a movie theater with all the popcorn that was being eaten. He put on another song, turned the music louder, and sat back in his chair, his head bobbing slowly to the music. He hoped the Hiei, Yusuke, and Kuwabara weren't causing that much trouble.

(This is going to end up like all of the Tantei on alcohol fanfics, isn't it?)

Kurama sure was wrong. They were having the time of their lives. The bad thing was, all of that popcorn was making them really thirsty.

They decided to head to the food and drink area to get something to quench their thirst. That was also where Kurama was. Good thing he didn't see them. He was too busy trying to keep all of the people happy. They all wanted different songs, and Kurama had only heard of about five of them! He selected one of the ones he knew, and was thinking about what song to play next within the four minutes the song was running.

"This popcorn is making me so darn thirsty," Yusuke complained as they headed over to the drink section. "I wanted to play the shooting game again," The baka complained. "Hn. Do you want every security guard on the planet chasing you after that last stunt you pulled?" Hiei said in response to that. You see, readers, the three of them were at the shooting game, and Yusuke had done perfectly, because he has so much practice with his spirit gun and stuff. Hiei went next, and also did perfectly, because Hiei just does stuff good. (wasn't that sentence nice?) Kuwabara the baka had missed the target because a certain fire demon had tripped him, making him miss and hit the trees, ACIDENTALLY falling on the booth which resulted in a chain effect- it fell on the worker who fell on a worker who fell on yet another worker..... and you can decide for yourself where it stops. Then, Yusuke had to apologize for Kuwabaka, saying he was on some form of medication and convinced them to let him have a urn with his supreme powers of ugliness. They continued to the drink stand, bickering all the way.

They arrived, and looked at the drink menu... Hawaiian Punch, sake, Pink Lemonade, Snapple, Cherry Soda, Diet Coke, and good 'ol H2O. "So, what do ya want?" Yusuke asked. "Sake!" Kuwabaka yelled quite girlishly. "No, then you really would be medicated, baka." Hiei grunted. "Well, I don't care what you guys want, but I'm having cherry soda!" Yusuke grinned, did an anime peace at absolutely nothing, and scared away all of the customers leaving a clear line to the drinks. Hiei stopped Yusuke and pulled him away, lowering his voice. "What is this Cherry Soda?" He questioned. "Oh, it's just a drink, Hiei," Yusuke replied, relieved when he heard Hiei's question, but smiling at his lack of knowing things. "Whatcha doin?" Kuwabaka asked. "Oh, just talking about how anyone as tall as you can have such a small brain," Yusuke grinned, and walked up to the counter. "Three cherry sodas!" He said, grinning. "And can you add in an umbrella and one of those pointy stick thingies with the cherries on it?" The cashier guy nodded, taking three umbrellas and pointy stick thingies with cherries on them from a box labeled Umbrellas and Pointy Stick Thingies. Yusuke sweatdropped. "So that's really what they're called, I thought Genkai was joking when she told me," Yusuke muttered as he got the drinks and brought them to a table where Hiei and Kuwabaka had just started their 21st arm wrestle. Hiei had won 20 of them, and quickly won the 21st, while taking the drink in his other hand. He then peered at it cautiously, and then started to sniff it. "It's alright, Hiei, It won't hurt you, It's just a drink," Yusuke then chugged the entire glass in one gulp, and then ate the cherries off of the pointy stick thingy. He then noticed Kuwabaka, who was shaking in fear.

He then stood up. "How dare you do this to me, Urameshi!" Kuwabaka yelled. "Uh, whatcha talkin about?" Yusuke asked. "I've known you forever, and you never knew I was allergic to cherries?" He yelled again. "Baka." Hiei said, who was contentedly sipping his cherry soda. He had found it not dangerous at all, but quite tasty. "What you sayin, shrimp?" Kuwabaka turned to face the demon. Apparently, Kuwabaka acts like he's on some sake when he is angry. "Oy, I hoped it didn't have to come to this," Hiei commented. "Jao ensatsou ken!" Hiei yelled and sent Kuwabaka flying through the tent and into the next tent. Kuwabaka landed on his head, so there was a little curve in his carrot top that wasn't there before.

"Hey, good job, Hiei, he was getting kind of annoying, plus it'' an unwritten rule that you can'' be allergic to cherries and in my prescence at the same time so.....""Yusuke turned to face Hiei, who looked ready to kill. "More," Hiei said in a calm but menacing tone. "Uh..... more what?" Yusuke was nervous now. "Give me more of this cherry soda!" Hiei had his katana at Yusuke's neck. "Uh..... sure," Yusuke said, getting up. 'Im sure glad we tricked Kurama into thinking we're broke, I'll need money if Hiei keeps this up.'

Yusuke returned with Hiei's cherry soda. "YO, Hiei, I'm thinking of going to see if there are any more good games, ok?" Hiei absently nodded, and took the cherry soda, and then focused all his attention on drinking it.

Kurama looked at his watch. It was twenty minutes till nine o clock.

A few minutes earlier, there was a big crash in the back of his tent. He also could've sworn that there was a fiery looking sword that helped cause it, but he was sure his eyes were tricking him. Just then there was a big crash. He could hear what sounded like a guy yelling in a nervous tone of voice.

"I swear, please don't kill me. I have a family to take care of. You can have anything else, but please don't kill me!" said a scared voice, that had a mexican accent. "Hn. You live when you get me a cherry soda." Kurama recognized that voice. It was definetly Hiei. He then heard another voice, this one sounding like a teenage boy.

"Yo, dude, aren't you the short one from my science class, ya know what I'm sayin?" the dude from Hiei's science class went up to him. "Whatz all the ruckus about, bro? " He continued. "They're just out of cherry soda, and I'm seeing to it that they get some more." Hiei said in a calm voice. "Well, I'll see ya later, dude," the guy said, and went away like he was surfing through the crowds. Hiei then turned back to the worker. "That disruption was all that was keeping you alive." The guy started screaming for what would be considered as dear life. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Enough was enough. Kurama decided to go and stop Hiei before he killed anyone. The only problem was, as soon as he got up, every single dancer in the tent started groaning. Kurama sighed, put on Castles In The Sky (a six minute song.). He then walked over to Hiei.

"Hiei, what are you doing?" Kurama asked. "They're out of cherry soda." Hiei answered, still calm. "Hiei, you don't go around threatening to kill if they're out of cherry soda. You just go to another drink stand." "Well, what if there isn't any?" Hiei pointed out the flaw in Kurama plan. This, of course, made the authoress very, very, angry. Kurama's plans have no flaw! Immediately Hiei was duck taped to the ground and Sakura appeared from out of nowhere with a BIG jug of cherry soda. "GIVE. ME. That!" Hiei said. "Nah, nah!" Sakura said, smiling while managing to hug Kurama at the same time. Because, of course, Kurama is SOO huggable! "If you want it, I'll give it to you," she said in a sing song-ing voice. She then proceeded to dump the WHOLE jug of cherry soda (except for a little, cherry soda is yummy!) on top of the duct taped Hiei. "WHY IN THREE WORLDS DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" Hiei yelled as he was drenched in cherry soda. Suddenly, the science class dude appeared randomly. "There are three worlds? Whoa..." Then he disappeared.

"Sakura, was that really necessary?" Kurama said as She was still hugging him. "Yup, but I don't think what's happening next is," then she pointed to the ground.

Suddenly, millions upon millions of ants started swarming towards the duct taped Hiei. As soon as he sensed them, he started to try to squirm free. The ants got closer, and closer, and then.....

DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!

The authoress Sakura is no meanie. Of course, the cherry soda had weakened the duct tape just in time to free Hiei, who used his Jao Ensatsu Ken to burn them all. Then, Sakura got out a big bag 'o marshmellows. Then Hiei, Kurama, and Sakura sat down and started to roast Marshamellows and sing round after round of Kum-Bah-Ya. And life was good. For several minutes, anyways.

Just then, several policemen showed up. "Heard someone was makin a ruckus down here yonder," The guy said in a STRONG southern accent. "Is by any chance you be in agreeance to have seen him around these parts?" Kurama shook his head. Sakura shook her head. "Well, what about you, kid?" The policeman asked. "Nope," Hiei answered. The policemen then decided to check out the donut booths, and so they left the three sitting around the fire. Then, the fire died because of a strong wind, and the marshmellows ran out.

"Wanna leave?" Kurama asked them. "Yeah," Sakura and Hiei replied. Then, the three of them left for home. When they exited through the gates, Castles in the Sky had ended, and Yusuke had come looking for them.
A/N

Well, how was it? I decided for Hiei's science class partner to have some dialog in this chappie-ter, so..... I did! I also dedicate this chapter to all the people who ever wished that stuff like that could happen at their fall festivals. *** I am not responsible for any mass killings, hysteria, or purple spotted llamas on skis. This has been a public service anouncement by I ***. Okie-day, now, Oh, I know! I shall tell about the time I went to see Miyazaki's Spirited Away! Yeah, It was really good, and I wanna see it again! And again! *Cough* *Cough* Well, then. Bye!

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