****Chappie-ter numero cinco- (yes, marvel at my knowish-ness of Spanish)
(Por dios!)
The first quarter ends and the reports come out.
Brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Sakura-chan!
Disclaimer: I know! My puppet mime will do the disclaimer!
Puppet mime: *Mimes going on stage*
P.M- *mimes the disclaimer*
Oh, he's no use at all! *kicks mime off the stage* *Realizes that it's also a puppet, and is dragged along because she is holding the wooden bar that commands the puppet* Oy, why do things keep going wrong whenever I try to bring in things that can do disclaimers for me? First it was my neighbor's parrot, and then the supposedly 'talking' chia pet, and then.....
To make a long story short, I no own YuYu Hakusho.
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The three of them were halfway home, until they realized two things. One, they had left Yusuke at the festival, and two: After Kuwabaka had gotten himself knocked through several tents, the authoress had totally forgotten about him! Until now. They came home to the sound of Do As Infinity playing through the window. "Ooh, I love this song!" Kurama then used his rose whip to climb up the side of the wall into the hallway of their house where the music was playing. Hiei stared in confusion at the very out of character Kurama.
"Is it just me, or did Kurama just use his rose whip to scale a building just to listen to a song?" Hiei asked Sakura. "Well, duh, the song is called Fukai Mori (Deep Forest)." Hiei nodded in understanding, and went up to the house. "Well, I've got to go, um, bye!" Sakura said as Hiei entered the house.
Yusuke beat them home and he was the one listening to the song. Just then, Kurama entered the window and headed for a chair right next to the sound system. He closed his eyes in relaxation as his head bobbed to the music. "Oy, why did I choose that song....." Yusuke's voice trailed off when he realized it was time for him to eat some pumpkin pie.
He went down the stairs just as Hiei went in and calmly walked up the stairs to his room, where he jumped on his bed and fell asleep. Yusuke finished his pie, and decided to go to sleep, too. Kurama had fell asleep while listening to D.A.I., and He woke up at four in the morning, and the sound system's batteries were all used up.
Now, readers, you want to know about Kuwabaka, ne? Or maybe not, but I will tell you anyway. He still hasn't regained consciousness, and people will laugh at him when they go to school and he is just lying there in the middle of the blacktop. Ah, satisfaction.
The next morning was a chaotic one. It was the end of the first quarter, and the students would be getting report cards. It was also the week where there was no tournament at the dojo. Horror upon horrors! Hiei would not be getting his 'weekly' 'allowance' of money. Oh, well. That could be changed very easily.
"Okay, class, please be quiet so you can recieve your report cards," Hiei's science teacher told the class. "Yo, dude, I think I got a D this quarter. Whaddaya think?" The dude from Hiei's science class had just the *cough mumble* luck to be sitting next to Hiei. The teacher started passing out the reports. The science dude got his . He opened it with anticipation. "I got a D+! So, all of that studying really paid off! Whoa.....Like, how'd ya do, dude?" Hiei turned to receive his report. He decided to open it. 100, 92, 86, 89, and a 54. A 54! He was definitely the smartest one in this whole freakin school and he got a 54! He would kill that science lady. Or maybe not..... "Uh, dude?" Hiei looked up to see the science dude looking at him. "Like, did you get something or not?" Hiei still hadn't got over the humiliation of the 54. Oh, well. He could always lie. "Straight A's." He whispered, not to attract the attention of their teacher, who would know in an instant that Hiei was lying. "Whoa, dude, you rock, bro!" He said in awe.
(Kuwabaka has now revived, and can disgust readers with his prescence once more) In Yusuke and Kuwabaka's class, however, It was a different story. "Shut up and go to your desks!" She screamed. "Whoa, ya think she'd just listen to herself once in a while," Yusuke said to Kuwabaka as the teacher handed out their reports. "Hey!" Yusuke said, jumping out of his chair. "I did better here than in Japan!" "What'd ya get, Urameshi?" Kuwabaka said, looking at his report. "A 17! Yusuke peace-d at the window, and scared several birds and all of his classmates. "What'd you get?" Yusuke asked our resident baka. "I got a 9, so at least I'm improving, too," he pouted. "HAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAH*breath*HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Now the teacher had come over to see what all the noise was about. "Shut up, you stupid kids!" she yelled at them. "I'm calling your parents!" And then she marched Yusuke and Kuwabaka to her desk. "What's your mother's phone number?" She asked Yusuke. "It's ah..... 347-192-6328-2460. Note: Yusuke's mom is still living in Japan, and Yusuke had given the teacher her number purposefully. "Is this the mother of Yusuke?" The teacher asked into the phone. There was really loud techno playing in the background, and it sounded like Yusuke's mom was singing to it. "Oh, hi, Jamie, I thought your arm was broken, but I guess it's all better now, oh, and say hi to Yusuke for me, wherever he is, probably still at that summer camp with that Genkai or something...." and then she passed out. Yes, she was drunk. "Was the woman I just talked to your mother?" The teacher asked. "Yup!" Yusuke said proudly."And...How did she know my name was Jamie?" She asked suspiciously. "Um..... ESPN?" Yusuke replied, hoping for all it was worth that the U.S. had ESPN. "Oh, you're worthless. Go back to your seats." She commanded. So Yusuke and Kuwabaka went back to their seats. And sat. Until a certain baka fell over because he tipped his chair back. So people laughed at him. And life was good. Until recess.
"Yo, dude, what was on the other end of the phone when the teacher called your mom's house?" Some random kid asked Yusuke and Kuwabaka as they were sitting down to lunch. "Uh, that WAS my mom she was talking to," Yusuke answered. "Yeah, Yusuke just has a drunk mother, heh heh heh!" Kuwabaka replied in that idiotic tone of voice he has. Then, getting whacked on the head with Yusuke's coke can quickly silenced him. He then became newly re- aquainted with the floor.
Hiei sat on the curb in distress. He still could not comprehend why he would get a 54. He was the smartest one in the whole class, no doubt about that. He was going to take his revenge. He knew just the right way how.....But first recess was out, and he would have to wait for the end of the day bafore he could do anything.
*Ring* *Ring* The Bell was ringing. This meant the end of the school day. Hiei grinned, and when his science teacher left the building, he began to stalk her.
"No, you disgrace to society, let me down! I say, let me down!" This teacher sure had a pretty loud voice. Too loud. Hiei slammed her one upside the head. That shut her up. "Now be a nice little victim and give me all your money!" He cackled with glee. That is, until he opened her wallet. Only 29 measly dollars! And 75 cents, but still! Weren't teachers paid more than this? Hiei pondered this for a while. He had a flashback.
***Flashback***
"So, Kurama, what are you gonna do once you get out of school?" Hiei asked. "Well, I would like to be a teacher because they get to help people, and I can share my knowledge with them, but being a teacher really doesn't pay very much, so I wouldn't be able to take care of kasaan, so I guess I can't be a teacher.
***End Flashback***
"Oh, darn, why don't I ever listen?" Hiei wailed at this sudden flashback. "That's right, you should listen, especially to your elders," The teacher said, who seemed to have wakened up. "Unlike one of my students whose name is Hiei, but no one's ever known his last name, but still... He never listens, and so I decided to fail him, so....." "SHUT UP YOU BAKA!" He yelled, silencing her again with several punches to the head. He then walked casually towards his house, and then turned normal looking again.
"And we are here live, with the news at seven. We have an urgent message to all of you out there. I advise you to stay off the streets, and if you do, to watch you're back. The mass pickpocket of Charlotte has struck again. Eyewitness reports indicate that his skin is a greenish color, and he has what looks like to be many eyes all over his body. He also spoke something that isn't English, like the word.....um.....ba-ka? Am I pronouncing this right? *Has a quick talk with the cameraman* *Comes back* Yes, that was the right pronunciation. So, Charlotte, you have been warned. What shall you do now? This is your news reporter Melody, live at seven. The TV went to commercial break.
Just then Hiei walked in, with his bookbag on, looking like he had just come home from school. "Hiei, where have you been?" Kurama asked. *In a sarcastic tone* "It's seven o clock! Did you know there is a pickpocket on the streets! You could have been robbed?" *In a more normal-like Kurama voice* "Now hand over your report card, please," he said. "Hn." Hiei grunted, and fished it out of his bookbag. He handed it to Kurama and sauntered up the stairs and locked the door just as Kurama got to the- "A 54! Hiei, you got a 54! Science is understandable, even for you, but still!" He threw up his hands in exasperation, and decided to join Yusuke in the dining room, where he was chowing down on Pumpkin Pie. Yusuke and Kuwabaka had gotten much worse than Hiei, but they were understandable, too.
Back in his room, Hiei smiled to himself. "Theft services, anyone?" he whispered before he let sleep overtake him.
=) So, how was my cinco-th chappie-ter? Was it good, bad? Happy or sad? Never mind. Well, I wonder what will happen next? I will give you a hint. It involves new classes for the next quarter, Hiei's punk skater dude friend now from a different class (he doesn't have to take the demon science) and...dum, dum, duuuuuuuum! I'm not telling! Ha Ha! I hold all the power here! Only here, but that's still a start! Yeah.....
Coffee beans and ice-y creams,
Your friendly centrally located neighborhood rabid fangirl Sakura-chan (every town's gotta have one! Or two..... or too many to count on my fingers and toes)
The first quarter ends and the reports come out.
Brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Sakura-chan!
Disclaimer: I know! My puppet mime will do the disclaimer!
Puppet mime: *Mimes going on stage*
P.M- *mimes the disclaimer*
Oh, he's no use at all! *kicks mime off the stage* *Realizes that it's also a puppet, and is dragged along because she is holding the wooden bar that commands the puppet* Oy, why do things keep going wrong whenever I try to bring in things that can do disclaimers for me? First it was my neighbor's parrot, and then the supposedly 'talking' chia pet, and then.....
To make a long story short, I no own YuYu Hakusho.
=( =) =( =) =( =) =( =) =( =) =( =) =( =) =( =) =( =) =( =) =( =) =( =) =( =) =( =)
The three of them were halfway home, until they realized two things. One, they had left Yusuke at the festival, and two: After Kuwabaka had gotten himself knocked through several tents, the authoress had totally forgotten about him! Until now. They came home to the sound of Do As Infinity playing through the window. "Ooh, I love this song!" Kurama then used his rose whip to climb up the side of the wall into the hallway of their house where the music was playing. Hiei stared in confusion at the very out of character Kurama.
"Is it just me, or did Kurama just use his rose whip to scale a building just to listen to a song?" Hiei asked Sakura. "Well, duh, the song is called Fukai Mori (Deep Forest)." Hiei nodded in understanding, and went up to the house. "Well, I've got to go, um, bye!" Sakura said as Hiei entered the house.
Yusuke beat them home and he was the one listening to the song. Just then, Kurama entered the window and headed for a chair right next to the sound system. He closed his eyes in relaxation as his head bobbed to the music. "Oy, why did I choose that song....." Yusuke's voice trailed off when he realized it was time for him to eat some pumpkin pie.
He went down the stairs just as Hiei went in and calmly walked up the stairs to his room, where he jumped on his bed and fell asleep. Yusuke finished his pie, and decided to go to sleep, too. Kurama had fell asleep while listening to D.A.I., and He woke up at four in the morning, and the sound system's batteries were all used up.
Now, readers, you want to know about Kuwabaka, ne? Or maybe not, but I will tell you anyway. He still hasn't regained consciousness, and people will laugh at him when they go to school and he is just lying there in the middle of the blacktop. Ah, satisfaction.
The next morning was a chaotic one. It was the end of the first quarter, and the students would be getting report cards. It was also the week where there was no tournament at the dojo. Horror upon horrors! Hiei would not be getting his 'weekly' 'allowance' of money. Oh, well. That could be changed very easily.
"Okay, class, please be quiet so you can recieve your report cards," Hiei's science teacher told the class. "Yo, dude, I think I got a D this quarter. Whaddaya think?" The dude from Hiei's science class had just the *cough mumble* luck to be sitting next to Hiei. The teacher started passing out the reports. The science dude got his . He opened it with anticipation. "I got a D+! So, all of that studying really paid off! Whoa.....Like, how'd ya do, dude?" Hiei turned to receive his report. He decided to open it. 100, 92, 86, 89, and a 54. A 54! He was definitely the smartest one in this whole freakin school and he got a 54! He would kill that science lady. Or maybe not..... "Uh, dude?" Hiei looked up to see the science dude looking at him. "Like, did you get something or not?" Hiei still hadn't got over the humiliation of the 54. Oh, well. He could always lie. "Straight A's." He whispered, not to attract the attention of their teacher, who would know in an instant that Hiei was lying. "Whoa, dude, you rock, bro!" He said in awe.
(Kuwabaka has now revived, and can disgust readers with his prescence once more) In Yusuke and Kuwabaka's class, however, It was a different story. "Shut up and go to your desks!" She screamed. "Whoa, ya think she'd just listen to herself once in a while," Yusuke said to Kuwabaka as the teacher handed out their reports. "Hey!" Yusuke said, jumping out of his chair. "I did better here than in Japan!" "What'd ya get, Urameshi?" Kuwabaka said, looking at his report. "A 17! Yusuke peace-d at the window, and scared several birds and all of his classmates. "What'd you get?" Yusuke asked our resident baka. "I got a 9, so at least I'm improving, too," he pouted. "HAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAH*breath*HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Now the teacher had come over to see what all the noise was about. "Shut up, you stupid kids!" she yelled at them. "I'm calling your parents!" And then she marched Yusuke and Kuwabaka to her desk. "What's your mother's phone number?" She asked Yusuke. "It's ah..... 347-192-6328-2460. Note: Yusuke's mom is still living in Japan, and Yusuke had given the teacher her number purposefully. "Is this the mother of Yusuke?" The teacher asked into the phone. There was really loud techno playing in the background, and it sounded like Yusuke's mom was singing to it. "Oh, hi, Jamie, I thought your arm was broken, but I guess it's all better now, oh, and say hi to Yusuke for me, wherever he is, probably still at that summer camp with that Genkai or something...." and then she passed out. Yes, she was drunk. "Was the woman I just talked to your mother?" The teacher asked. "Yup!" Yusuke said proudly."And...How did she know my name was Jamie?" She asked suspiciously. "Um..... ESPN?" Yusuke replied, hoping for all it was worth that the U.S. had ESPN. "Oh, you're worthless. Go back to your seats." She commanded. So Yusuke and Kuwabaka went back to their seats. And sat. Until a certain baka fell over because he tipped his chair back. So people laughed at him. And life was good. Until recess.
"Yo, dude, what was on the other end of the phone when the teacher called your mom's house?" Some random kid asked Yusuke and Kuwabaka as they were sitting down to lunch. "Uh, that WAS my mom she was talking to," Yusuke answered. "Yeah, Yusuke just has a drunk mother, heh heh heh!" Kuwabaka replied in that idiotic tone of voice he has. Then, getting whacked on the head with Yusuke's coke can quickly silenced him. He then became newly re- aquainted with the floor.
Hiei sat on the curb in distress. He still could not comprehend why he would get a 54. He was the smartest one in the whole class, no doubt about that. He was going to take his revenge. He knew just the right way how.....But first recess was out, and he would have to wait for the end of the day bafore he could do anything.
*Ring* *Ring* The Bell was ringing. This meant the end of the school day. Hiei grinned, and when his science teacher left the building, he began to stalk her.
"No, you disgrace to society, let me down! I say, let me down!" This teacher sure had a pretty loud voice. Too loud. Hiei slammed her one upside the head. That shut her up. "Now be a nice little victim and give me all your money!" He cackled with glee. That is, until he opened her wallet. Only 29 measly dollars! And 75 cents, but still! Weren't teachers paid more than this? Hiei pondered this for a while. He had a flashback.
***Flashback***
"So, Kurama, what are you gonna do once you get out of school?" Hiei asked. "Well, I would like to be a teacher because they get to help people, and I can share my knowledge with them, but being a teacher really doesn't pay very much, so I wouldn't be able to take care of kasaan, so I guess I can't be a teacher.
***End Flashback***
"Oh, darn, why don't I ever listen?" Hiei wailed at this sudden flashback. "That's right, you should listen, especially to your elders," The teacher said, who seemed to have wakened up. "Unlike one of my students whose name is Hiei, but no one's ever known his last name, but still... He never listens, and so I decided to fail him, so....." "SHUT UP YOU BAKA!" He yelled, silencing her again with several punches to the head. He then walked casually towards his house, and then turned normal looking again.
"And we are here live, with the news at seven. We have an urgent message to all of you out there. I advise you to stay off the streets, and if you do, to watch you're back. The mass pickpocket of Charlotte has struck again. Eyewitness reports indicate that his skin is a greenish color, and he has what looks like to be many eyes all over his body. He also spoke something that isn't English, like the word.....um.....ba-ka? Am I pronouncing this right? *Has a quick talk with the cameraman* *Comes back* Yes, that was the right pronunciation. So, Charlotte, you have been warned. What shall you do now? This is your news reporter Melody, live at seven. The TV went to commercial break.
Just then Hiei walked in, with his bookbag on, looking like he had just come home from school. "Hiei, where have you been?" Kurama asked. *In a sarcastic tone* "It's seven o clock! Did you know there is a pickpocket on the streets! You could have been robbed?" *In a more normal-like Kurama voice* "Now hand over your report card, please," he said. "Hn." Hiei grunted, and fished it out of his bookbag. He handed it to Kurama and sauntered up the stairs and locked the door just as Kurama got to the- "A 54! Hiei, you got a 54! Science is understandable, even for you, but still!" He threw up his hands in exasperation, and decided to join Yusuke in the dining room, where he was chowing down on Pumpkin Pie. Yusuke and Kuwabaka had gotten much worse than Hiei, but they were understandable, too.
Back in his room, Hiei smiled to himself. "Theft services, anyone?" he whispered before he let sleep overtake him.
=) So, how was my cinco-th chappie-ter? Was it good, bad? Happy or sad? Never mind. Well, I wonder what will happen next? I will give you a hint. It involves new classes for the next quarter, Hiei's punk skater dude friend now from a different class (he doesn't have to take the demon science) and...dum, dum, duuuuuuuum! I'm not telling! Ha Ha! I hold all the power here! Only here, but that's still a start! Yeah.....
Coffee beans and ice-y creams,
Your friendly centrally located neighborhood rabid fangirl Sakura-chan (every town's gotta have one! Or two..... or too many to count on my fingers and toes)