Chappie-ter numero seis!

New classes and new cars

By Sakura Takanouchi
Disclaimer: Jigglypuff and Pikachu, I no own, and if you sue, then I will get angry and something I will do! Try and guess! Well, I have a question, and I will highly regard that person as my footstool if they answer this mind-boggling question. Is the hokey Pokey REALLY what it's all about? I want answers! Minions! Start the typing machine! We're going..... BACK TO THE FUTURE!!! Um..... yeah right.
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Hiei scowled. He was very thankful that he didn't have to take that awful science this quarter, but guess what was in it's place..... This stupid class called A Study Of Family Life. How cute...But how boring. 'Hn. An easy a,' he thought to himself while sitting in a corner table all alone, scowling at everyone with his super duper ultra magical patented death o glare. Or, the SDUMPDOG. The authoress added the o for no good reason. Take that. The teacher, the school's psychiatrist, was about to shut the door when a kid walked in. Hiei recognized his voice right away.

"YO! Hiei, bro, I didn't know you took this class. Howz it hangin?" came the voice of the science class dude, now the ASOFL dude. (A Study of Family Life)"Yo," Hiei replied sarcastically. "Yeah! That's the spirit!" And then the guy sat down in the chair next to Hiei.

"Welcome to A Study of Family Life," the teacher said. "In this class we will be learning about our families and also how to take care of one. Now, let's all start by gathering round in a circle and telling the rest of us who is in our families. I'll start," she said. 'Oy,' Hiei thought to himself. This class might be easy, but It would be like going through some really bad stuff.

Now, both Yusuke, Kuwabaka, and Hiei had skipped class enough every week 'due to Martial Arts contests' to earn quite a boatload of cash. Well, except for Kuwabaka. He had come in second all the time. Plus, Hiei would steal half of his winnings and claim it as his own. Kuwabaka, being too stupid to figure this out, just thought nothing was wrong. Of course, at today's contest, Yusuke and Hiei won, and Kuwabaka came in second. Hiei smiled. He now had enough money. On to secret plan phase two: The secret plan phase two! Hiei went back to school. Partly bacuse he was hungry, and partly because his pass was good only for another half hour.

"Now, Hiei why don't you tell us about your family," the teacher asked. Everyone was looking at him. He didn't like it. "I...um... live with my friends, um... their names are Yusuke Uramseshi, and um... Kuwabak, I mean, Kazuma Kuwabara, and um, Shuuichi Minamino. He acts kinda like our well, um... guardian." That took all of about twenty seconds. "So, your parents are still living in Japan?" The teacher asked, for some reason, not thinking it was odd at all that four guys were living in the same house, only one being old enough to really be a guardian. "I guess," Hiei shrugged, giving a kind of see-if-I-care attitude. "Now, class we will start with our first project..... The egg child!" The class immediately groaned. Hiei didn't look fazed at all. "Um..... dude," Hiei asked cautiously. "What is it, bro?" The guy answered. "Um..... like, what's this egg child thing?" "Um..... I don't really know, but there's partners, you see, and you have to take care of this egg, and pretend it's your child or something,"

Now the ASOFL dude was confused. "Well, it sounds stupid to me, um.....yo," Hiei answered, but the teacher heard them. "Now, if you two like to talk so much, you can be partners on it. The whole class burst into laughter. "Now, pair up with a student of the opposite gender, except for you two," The teacher said. Everyone scurried to find a partner. "Why were they laughing at us?" Hiei scowled. "Well, dude, you gotta admit, It is pretty strange, but if we look like we don't care or something, then it'll be ok," Hiei didn't know how to take this, so he just shrugged it off. Then the teacher started handing out eggs. Hiei's and the ASOFL dude's seemed a bit bigger than the others, but oh well. "You may name your eggs, and decide whether it is a boy or a girl," the teacher said. "Hey," The ASOFL dude said. "Let's name him Jim-Bob!" "Um..... well, I was thinking of something fierce, like maybe it's first name could be Jao, it's second, Ensatsu, and it's last name could be Kokuryuuha." Hiei responded. "Oh, yeah, I bet that means something cool in Japanese, right?" The guy said. "Hello, little Jao. I'm your daddy, and Hiei here is your....., um, second daddy, ok?"

Hiei looked at the ASOFL dude in confusion. "Um, so what do we do now?" "Um, well, we take care of it, " The ASOFl dude answered. 'Didn't this guy get straight a's,' he wondered. "Okay, Well, I'll take care of it during school hours, and you can take it after and before school," He came up with a solution to Hiei's dilemma. Hiei picked up little Jao. He took a black marker in his hand. "Can I do his face?" he asked. "Sure, dude!" The dude answered. Hiei drew furiously for about five minutes. The result was a child that was sleeping peacefully with a smug look on his face and wild, black hair. "Dude, he's got the look of a fighter," the ASOFL dude said. "Here. You take him," Hiei said. "It's school hours."

It was after school hours, now, and Hiei was getting a car. He didn't have a license, but screw that. There was only one problem. The bad thing was, it was a really big problem. It was after school, so Hiei got to take care of Jao Ensatsu Kokruyuuha. It was very obvious, because he couldn't stuff Jao into his bookbag or stuff, because if it broke, he would fail. Darn.

Just then a salesperson walked up to Hiei. She spotted the "child" but tried to remain calm. "Can I help you?" She asked with a smile. "Hn. I want a car," He answered. "Well, do you have an idea of what kind of car you would like?" She asked again. "Something fast, something black in color, something cheap, and something cool," he answered. "Okay, well, let me check to see if we have that kind of car available," she answered. She then turned and walked into the building, leaving Hiei outside to glare at people.

She came back out, and motioned for Hiei to follow her. "It seems like we actually do have several cars that fit your descriptions." She then started walking towards a black little convertible. "It's a 1999 model, and only $9,499. You may take it for a test drive if you like," She told him. "Hn," he answered. She then left to help other customers. He counted his money. Exactly 11,000 dollars.

He could buy it. He swung open the door and climbed into the driver's seat, like he saw Kurama do when he drove them all to their house from the airport. Kurama had tried to teach him to drive, but it had ended up in failure. He looked around the car. Not bad. It could seat five people, had a CD compartment, and seemed to be in full working order. He just couldn't figure out why they still had a 1999 car when it was 2002. Oh, well. Maybe it made things less expensive. He looked up. The top of the car was very flimsy. He could cut through it with his katana easily. He had another flashback.

***Flashback***

"So, Hiei, wanna come with me and Kuwabara to a basketball game? My mom just got a new convertible, so the top comes down. See? Well, ya goin or not?" Yusuke asked the little fire demon that was sitting in a tree in Yusuke's front lawn. "Hn," Hiei answered.

***End Flashback***

'The top of this car must come down,' Hiei mused. 'Well,' he decided, 'I better call Kurama so he can drive this thing home.' He went over to the pay phones and used some spare change to call Kurama. Luckily, Kurama was not at work. "Hiei? You're buying a car?" He asked. "Hn. Yes. But I can't drive it yet," He answered, losing patience. "All right, I'll come right over. " Then there was a click and Kurama hung up.

Fifteen minutes later, Kurama showed up. By that time, Hiei had bought the car, and still had a little over a thousand dollars left. He would use it to buy insurance and all those other things Kurama said were necessary. He also wanted to buy several cans of spray paint. He wanted to decorate the car, or put on some protective wards. Kurama walked up, panting. "You know, Hiei, you will have to take driving lessons before you can legally drive that," he said, pointing to the car, which was unmistakably his. (It was black, no da) Kurama got into the driver's seat, and Hiei got into a seat in the back. He made sure that Jao was safely in the car. Kurama started towards home, and turned on some techno music. (A/N I just want to add that NOTHING is happening during this car ride, Hiei just stares out of the window and Kurama concentrates on driving.)

They arrived at home 15 minutes later. Yusuke and a very badly beaten up Kuwabaka were just getting home, too. When they saw Kurama and Hiei getting out of the car, Yusuke waved to them, and started running towards them. "Good grief, Hiei, what did you have to steal to get a car like this? And to drag Kurama into it..." He trailed off, but was interrupted. "Hn. I's mine. I paid for it," Hiei said. "Well, the pickpocket of Charlotte strikes again, ne?" Yusuke answered and headed for inside, where a half pumpkin pie was ready for devouring.

Hiei walked inside just as the phone started ringing. Hiei picked it up. "YO, Hiei, my man, howz it hangin, bro?" He heard a voice on the other end. It had to be The ASOFL dude, or Jao's first daddy. "So, howz our little Jao?" He asked. "Don't phrase it that way, it makes me look stupid, and makes certain fanfiction authors get the wrong ideas, um, yo," Hiei answered. He had set Jao in a little basket which, for now, was his 'cradle'. "Don't worry, dude, he's fine," Hiei assured. He then hung up so he didn't have to talk to the ASOFL dude for a little while. Hiei went to the Kitchen to get something to eat. Just as he sat down, the phone rang again. Hiei answered it.

"So, my bro, how is it? And how is Jao?" An all too familiar voice asked. "Um, dude, it's only been twenty minutes," Hiei stated with an all too apparent this is such a waste of my precious time tone in his voice. "He's fine, ok?" Hiei then hung up to finish eating. He was just going to the freezer to get dessert (sweet snow, yummy!) when the phone rang again. Hiei had no doubt who it was, and he was getting angry to have his dessert interrupted, so he picked up the phone. "Charlotte Theft Agencies, Inc. We get your money the old fashioned way- we steal it! How may I be of service to you today?" Hiei spoke ever so differently from his normal voice into the phone. (Whoa.....wouldn't that be scary?) "Um, dude, I think I called the wrong number, so, um, by the way, um, wait, I think I remember my mom saying that this is illegal, so, um, later," Then the ASOFL dude hung up. Hiei grinned, hung up the phone, and finished his sweet snow, four helpings. The dude didn't call again that night.

A/N

So, how was this chappie-ter, yo? The section where the 'egg child' was introduced was specifically targeted towards Ryuu, Kako, and other otakus with semi-weird to sick, weird, and twisted senses of humor.

Now, let's see, I need more to talk about so, um, how about, um..... Oh, I don't know, but in future chappie ters Hiei is going to get or fail his driving test, they're going on Thanksgiving break to one of the places I've been to over thansgiving (probably New York), and THE EGG MIGHT GET BROKEN. Oh, wouldn't it be funny if Kuwabaka and Yusuke had to take the Family Life course and do the egg child thingy? Well, Ja ne for now.

Sugar filled Pumpkin pie and the calories that come with it,

Your fearless leader, the pumpkin pie and Kurama- lovin Sakura Takanouchi. =) ^_^

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