AN: Hi! Yeah, yeah, I know. I took too long to update! I wasn't really gonna, but then I just got this idea for this next chapter, and I couldn't not write it!

"Harry," said seventeen-year-old Ron Weasley one night in the Gryffindor common room. "I don't like the look of this 'Don' guy. Looks pretty evil to me."

"Ron, for the last time! Don is not evil! He gave you his History of Magic papers to copy!" said seventeen-year-old Harry Potter.

It was the week after the ball, and Hermione Granger's new boyfriend Don was ticking Ron off. Ron had just been dumped by Luna Lovegood, putting him in a very bad mood indeed. Not that he liked Luna much, but that everyone he past started to laugh at him for being dumped by Luna Lovegood. She was considered the most insane girl in the history of Hogwarts.

"He's just trying to make me like him so I won't expect anything. He's really working on a plan to take over Hogwarts." Ron said angrily.

"Uh-hu, or you're really jealous." said Harry, grinning.

"NO! NO WAY! I AM NOT JEALOUS! I JUST DON'T TRUST HIM IS ALL!" Ron said angrily.

Hermione and Don stood up and left the common room. They had a big date tonight.

"I AM SO JELOUS!" said Ron as soon as they were out of site. "I MEAN, WHAT'S HE HAVE THAT I DON'T HAVE? I SMELL LIKE CHEESE AND EVERYTHING!"

"A life?" Ginny offered from across the room.

"Good hair?" Added Lavender.

"Dreamy eyes you can melt in?" Added Ginny.

"Oh, yeah! And a good sense of clothing!" Lavender put in.

"Yeah! And"- Ginny was cut short by Ron's angry yell of, "OKAY! WE GET IT ALREADY!"

"Sorry," said Lavender and Ginny together.

"Very good. Have a cookie," said Ron.

"Really? Cool!"

"Of course not! I ate that cookie!" Ron laughed.

"RON, YOUR PANTS ARE ON FIRE!" cried Hermione as she burst into the common room.

"Oh, no! Not again!" Ron whined.

"Quit being such a baby and put the fire out!" cried Hermione.

"FLAMING PANTS!" screeched Harry.

"Everyone stay calm," said Don walking into the room.

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STAY CALM? MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!" yelled Ron.

"Good point. As far as I can see, the best thing to do is run around the room screaming odd words," said Don.

"Good idea." said everyone in the room.

As they ran around the room Harry yelled, "MONKEYS!"

Hermione yelled, "BOOK DUE TO BE HANDED IN TOMMROW!"

Ron yelled, "HOT!"

And Don yelled, "KANGAROO!"

"Oh! I just remembered! I'm throwing a party!" said Lavender turning to Ron. "And if you get an invite… Wow."

"What? Why'd you say 'wow'?" Ron asked.

"Because. If you got an invite, that would mean you're cool. And you, Ron, are not." said Lavender.

"OMG! I FORGOT! MY PANTS ARE FLAMING!" Ron yelled.

AN: We shall leave our heros here. Because if you read farther, you'd get sick from all the stupidness.

The day, after the day, after the day, after that Harry got a letter from Dumbledore telling him, Ron and Hermione to meet him in his office after lunch.

"I wonder what he wants." said Harry.

"I don't know. But I hope it involves pie." said Ron.

Later, in Dumbledore's office… "I called you here to tell you some important news, and some not important news." said Dumbledore.

"The important news first," said Hermione.

"Very well," said Dumbledore turning to Ron. "BOO!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"BOO!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Now the not important news," said Harry.

"Ah, yes. The Dark Lord Voldemort has been spotted one mile away from here." Dumbledore looked at his watch. "A half mile and closing in fast! One forth mile! HE'S HERE! Looks like you'd better go do your saving the world thingy. He should be in the Charms classroom."

"Right." said Harry.

As they reached the charms classroom Harry said, "Okay. I want you two to stay here and watch my back. If you think I need help, come and save me."

"Okay, Harry. We will," Hermione promised.

Harry went in, and soon they could hear screams of pain from him.

"I think we should go in and help Harry," Hermione said to Ron.

"What has he ever done for us?" Ron asked. "And besides, if we go in now, he'll think we don't think he can do it on his own. No, lets just stay here and let him do it himself."

An hour later Harry came out in a full-body cast.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME?" Harry asked.

"We believed in you, Harry!" said Ron proudly.

"And I believe that I want to kill you now." said Harry.

"There is a why to settle this, you know." Hermione said.

"Yeah? How?" Harry asked angrily.

"I'm up for anything!" Ron cried.

"I give you each a cookie." Hermione handed them each a cookie.

"COOL!" Ron and Harry said together.

"Hi, Hermione!" said Don walking up behind them.

"Ah. We meet again, Don," Ron said.

"Hello, Ronald," Don said.

"Ron, can I talk to you a minute?" Hermione asked.

"Sure, Hermione. Anything for you." Ron said looking at Don.

In the broom closet… "Ron, why do you hate my boyfriend?" Hermione asked.

Ron looked at her a minute before saying, "Hello? Have you even read the last six books?"

"Yeah. Duh. But I don't think that helps me."

"I. Like. You. As. More. Than…"

"HI, GUYS! HOPE I'M NOT INTERUPTING ANYTHING!" Harry said happily popping up in the closet.

"Well… You sort of are." Hermione said.

"Oh, okay then. I'll just be quiet." Harry said. He then took a seat on a box.

"Than. A. Friend." Ron finished.

"Oh, Ron! I'm so sorry! I'm gonna still date Don!" Hermione said sadly.

"Ouch." Harry said.

"You… You don't want to date me? But… I smell like cheese." Ron said quietly.

"I'm sorry, Ron," Hermione said again. "But I think dumping Don right now would be a little mean."

Hermione walked out of the closet. Then she popped her head back in and said, "But the writer of this fic doesn't think so! Sure I'll date you!"

"(Sniff) I always love a happy ending," Harry said.

FIN

AN: Okay, sorry that this chapter was not as funny as the first one. I just had a few funny ideas I wanted to use, and this seemed the only way. If you liked it, PLEASE REVIEW!