Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Warning: Like M warned me, there won't be a super Naruto. I love reading them but I suck at the names of the moves.
And this fic only goes up to when he's a genin. We'll see. (If you were expecting a super Naruto kid fic, be disappointed.)
I never really mentioned an age but pretend that he's like a year old or so, okay? --Mistress DragonFlame mentioned that he was too young to do stuff.

For those of you who read my profile, forget my plan on uploading on Friday(summerschool reasons). I'll do it whenever I can...it won't be as fast as this time though.

Thanks to the reviewers!

p.s. I think that kuso means shit. Read on then.

Naruto sat on Tsunade's lap, entranced by the spinning reels. He grinned at them. There were so many pictures! And funny sounds, he added.

He decided that he liked this place.

He was hugging a cup of coins for her. She dug her hand deep- way deep inside the cup and grabbed out a couple of coins.

Naruto frowned at her. They were almost out of coins! With one hand still gripped tightly around the cup, he drew a coin out. It barely fit in his grip. Naruto grinned and stuck it in his diaper. He would save it for later.

He watched as Tsunade did the same old boring routine.

Put coin in the hole.

Pull the stick.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

"Kuso!"

She was very predictable, he thought. Naruto laughed and clapped his hands together, releasing the cup.

Uh oh. It dropped! The coins rolled away in every direction imaginable.

"Kuso!" Tsunade cursed. She slid off the seat and placed Naruto farther in. "Naruto-chan, stay here and watch my seat for me, okay? I'm going to get the coins back."

Naruto nodded solemnly, a plan forming in his head already.

He would play for her! It was perfect! No flaw at all. He already knew how to play this game anyways.

He grabbed the coin out of his diaper and copied Tsunade's previous actions.

Put the coin in the hole.

Pull the stick.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

"Ku…" the boy paused. What was going on? This never happened to her before….

Coins were popping out of a little hole near the bottom of the machine and making clinking noises as it dropped on the floor. He stared at it in awe.

So many coins!

Naruto laughed as hordes of people gathered around him grabbing coins.

He decided to join them. He slid off the chair and sat under the hole and stretched his diaper out.

Naruto smiled. He had a lot of coins now.

He felt the absence of the clinking sounds of the coins as they fell into his diaper.

Why was the old man stealing his coins? He frowned.

The old man froze in his tracks as he felt something behind him. Problem solved.

Tsunade was glaring at the old man so hard that Naruto heard sizzling sounds. She kicked the old man and he went flying through the wall.

Naruto gulped. If she would do that to an old man, what would she do to him?

I know! He slipped off his diaper and presented it to her as a peace offering.

Tsunade stared into the diaper, saw the money in it, and sweat dropped.

"KUSO!" the boy exclaimed proudly.

She sweat dropped again.

She dragged Jiraiya out of the hot tub and dragged him away by the ear.

"HEY!" he cried out. "Just because you aren't getting any."

She slapped the back of Jiraiya's head, which made Naruto laugh. He reached out, trying to hit it himself, which made Tsunade laugh.

"Okay, enough with hitting me. What did you pull me out for?" Jiraiya asked.

"I just realized that we needed to get him clothes and diapers."

"And you pulled me out because although I may not look like it, I have great taste in fashion." He grinned at her.

She laughed. "Yeah... You just keep on thinking that."

They strolled into a shop filled with clothes. Tsunade was immediately drawn to the baby blue clothes for toddlers.

When Jiraiya asked her why baby blue, she responded with, "It brings out the color of Naruto-chan's eyes."

"Yeah, so?" Jiraiya snorted. " Black brings out the color of my hair and you don't see me wearing it."

Naruto disagreed with getting blue though. He didn't settle down until he grabbed a ridiculously bright orange outfit off the rack.

"No child of mine," Jiraiya gritted through his teeth. "Is ever going to wear that horrid color."

Tsunade nodded slowly in agreement.

They ended up buying it though, with the baby blue clothes as well.

After getting dinner and the necessary baby supplies they returned to the hotel.

Tsunade stopped outside of her room. "Well, you take care of him tonight," she yawned. "I'm beat."

She passed Naruto into Jiraiya's arms and began walking off.

Naruto, who noticed that she was leaving, began wailing at the top of his lungs.

He returned the child back to Tsunade. The boy stopped crying. "Looks like you'll be the one taking care of him," Jiraiya said as he smirked.

He turned away from them and started heading off in the opposite direction, which only triggered Naruto's wails again.

Jiraiya walked back. "You think he's trying to tell us something?"

Naruto giggled, grabbed Jiraiya's hand and pointed to the door of Tsunade's room.

"Oh, hell no!" Tsunade choked out.

"You don't say…." Jiraiya winked at the pair. "The little devil doesn't even have a wet tear on his face! You little faker." He rubbed his hand through Naruto's hair, making it even messier, if that was even possible.

Naruto giggled.

Jiraiya put his arm around Tsunade's shoulder. "Come on, honey! Let's go celebrate our honeymoon together."


A/N: I'm pretty fond of Gaara, so he probably will be in here too…just not that soon though. Haku won't be here though...because if theres a chance in hell that want to make a sequel on the genins, he'll play a...part in there.

kd8gun- Pairings…hmm. I don't think I will have any because this is still before Naruto is a genin so he's still a little boy. That and the fact that every single romance thing that I've tried to write ends up being cliched and sappy. SORRY!

baka menuke- Interesting theory. Random, but interesting. lol.

Review please.