AN: Thank you to people who R&R'd, I greatly appreciated it! And sorry Sukuri99, there will be no rubber mallets in this chapter. (Although I really do like the idea! Hmmm…) and for those of you who have not, Please R&R! Please! PWETTY PWEASE? On with the story!

Disclaimer: Rumiko Takahashi is more than welcome to beat me with a rubber mallet if she so wishes. It would be an honour to be beaten by the mind who created Inuyasha and company!

The Video

Chapter 5

Perverts and Pink things

Kagome's Journal: Day three

Dear diary,

I seem to be the only sane person here. Yesterday Sesshomaru took up the bathroom for three hours, so today I asked Miroku to fix the toilet that he broke in the other bathroom. (Yes, I know it was him. But I won't tell anyone. It was funny. Why ruin a good thing? Kikyo still doesn't know who did it. She's determined to find out.) Anyway, Miroku came back about an hour later with a toilet plunger stuck on his face. Sango's doing, I think. I caught a quick glance of Shippo running to the bathroom earlier. It looked like he was pink…. I won't ask. I'm also very disgusted, as Kikyo has been passing gas all day! I think she was hoping that no one would notice, but no one dared go near that room for the rest of the day. That girl has rancid bowels!

Love, The incredibly cute,

Kagome.

Sango's Journal: day three

Dear diary,

Miroku is going to die a painful death if he touches me one more time! Although, I do feel kind of bad after the bear incident. This morning I saw Inuyasha Asleep in his room. Get this, he was sucking his thumb and sleeping with a teddy bear! Well, when Miroku walked by and saw that bear, he was screaming like a little girl! Soon after he recovered, Kagome asked him to fix the other toilet. On his way there, he decided to stop by and crop a feel. Well, all I can tell you is, that toilet plunger isn't coming off any time soon. Oh, I almost forgot! Koga pissed his pants today. I think it has something to do with bacon and toe socks…0o don't ask. The point is, he decided to wash his fine furs with Inuyasha's fire rat kimono. I think he accidentally dropped Shippo in too. Needless to say, we now have a pink Kitsune, and a pink wolf.

Yours eternally, Letch hater,

Sango.

AN: Hmmmm… Pink is definitely NOT Koga's colour. Tune in tomorrow for the chapter: "One HELL of a vacation!" Please R&R! Toodles!