AN: It took me a long time to get around to writing this chapter, man, I'm so lazy. Sorry. Well, here's chapter 6! Hope you like! Please R&R!
Disclaimer: Last time, Rumiko Takahashi beat me with a rubber mallet because I forgot to put a disclaimer on the first three chappies of my story. I would like to prevent this incedent from happening again, so I DO NOT own Inuyasha. (Rumiko looms over with a large rubber mallet. Rumiko: AND? Me: (GULP !) I don't own the rest of the Inuyasha characters either!)
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Chapter 6
One "HELL" of a vacation
Rin's Journal: day 4
Dear Diary,
So Far, this week has been very crazy. Kagome calls it a vacation. I call it Hell. Kikyo keeps scratching her butt, and it's really annoying me. It's worse when she farts. I feel sorry for poor Sesshomaru-Sama, because of his keen sense of smell. I can see him turn slightly green when she's around. Thankfully there are lots of pretty flowers here that I can pick to make this place smell better. The only problem is, every time I try to pick a flower, my skirt blows up. And I swear that Miroku is there to see it every time! What a pervert! I'm glad Sango's always here to beat him up. Oh, and I saw Shippo kick Inuyasha between the legs. (Ouch!) I've never heard Inuyasha's voice go so high! (And he uses such colourful language too!)
Love and lots of it!
Rin.
Kikyo's journal: Day 4
Dear diary,
I have not been able to sleep very well for a while. Very disturbing things have been happening at all hours. Last night I awoke to the sound of Miroku talking in his sleep. He said: "Please, let me see them! PLEASE! No! Don't leave! BOOBIES! COME BACK!" It was a pitiful sight. He was crying in his sleep. Later this morning, I saw Shippo kick Inuyasha in the balls. Rin was laughing her ass off. It was very amusing. Ha ha Inuyasha, Ha ha. Soon after, I tried to go to the bathroom, but Sesshomaru has claimed it his. No one gets in there in the morning until he has finished beautifying himself. Thank Kami that Miroku fixed the other toilet. Unfortunately, Naraku had beaten me there. I opened the door to find him making out with his reflection in the mirror. Can you say "issues?" I really needed to go! I've had bad gas this whole week. I hope nobody noticed…
Sealed by fate, Undead Miko,
Kikyo.
AN: Tune in next time as things get even better! (Or worse, depending on your point of view!) Its Chapter seven: 'Naraku obsesses, Sesshy wears dresses!'