Chapter 4: Cafeteria Food Stinks
As Number 4 and 5 were heading toward the cafeteria, they could see a line of kids lined up waiting to complain to the head chief. As they got closer, they could see that Number 86 was first to complain to the head chief who turned out to be Beast Boy.
"You call this cafeteria food?!" shouted Number 86 in Beast Boy's face, "This doesn't taste like meat at all!"
"Move aside" said the Delightful Children as they pushed to the front, "Father would be most displeased if we don't get our daily protein."
"But vegetarian food is suppose to be good for you" said Beast Boy.
"You call us eating tofu-like food good?!" replied the Delightful Children.
"Ever since you cruddy teenage superheroes quit, you have been driving kids like me crazy!" added Number 86.
"Look, I'm sorry" said Beast Boy, "that's all you kids are getting."
"So what's going on?" asked Number 5 to Number 86 as she was furiously walking out of the cafeteria.
"Your stupid teenage super powered friend is making kids like me crazy!" shouted Number 86 as she pointed to Beast Boy.
"How bad can this food be?" asked Number 4.
"Yuck!" cried Number 2 at a table, "This burger doesn't taste like a burger!"
"Of course you Kids Next Dumb agent!" shouted the Delightful Children, "That's why we're complaining to the head chief!"
"Come on, how bad the food can be?" asked Number 3, "I don't mind the new food."
"Are you kidding?" replied Number 2, "If both Number 86 and the Delightful Children are complaining about the food, it must be bad."
"I want all Kids Next Door operatives to meet me in the gym for a secret meeting" said Number 86 to Number 2, "when you see any of your fellow operatives, tell them to come to the gym."
As Number 86 left the cafeteria, the other KND operatives could tell that it was time to go. They left for the cafeteria and head toward the gym. Number 86 was waiting for them in the center of the gym.
"Now I know these are the same super powered teenagers that saved us before, but ever since the superhero business became slow they have been driving us crazy!" said Number 86.
"Even the Delightful Children agree with us!" proclaimed Number 2.
"We need a plan to get these teenage super powered heroes off our backs" said Number 86.
"I know what we can do" said Number 1, "we can ask the Delightful Children to 'attack' us and then call in the Teen Titans for additional help."
"We're not going to get our butts kicked by those super powered freaks!" said the Delightful Children as they came into the gym.
"Then how are we going to get rid of them?" asked Number 86, "It's the only way these teenage powered heroes can go back to the super hero business and leave us alone."
"Hmm, and interesting proposal" said the Delightful Children, "although this meeting is originally a Kids Next Dumb meeting, we can assist you in getting rid of those super powered freaks. Father is currently working on a new machine; we can use the beta version of it to 'attack' you Kids Next Door."
"I don't like the idea of inviting the Delightful Children to attack us" said Number 5, "but if it's in favor of getting the Teen Titans back to the superhero business, then I'm all for it."
"Have any of you seen my Rainbow Monkey dolls?" asked Number 3 as she came into the gym.
"I think I saw our new janitor taking the Rainbow Monkey dolls away" said Number 2, "I think the new janitor is Robin."
"What?!" cried Number 3 as her face went red.
"Don't worry Number 3" said Number 86, "we are coming up with a plan to get rid of those teenage super powered heroes off our backs. Number 4, where are you heading? This is a top priority meeting!"
"I can't stay" said Number 4, "I got tutoring today."
"What?!" cried Number 86, "This is a top priority meeting!"
"Let Number 4 go" said Number 1, "I think he can serve us another way."