Chapter 6: The Fake Attack?
As the day that the KND and the Delightful Children decided to make a fake attack was approaching, the habits of the Titans started to really drive everybody crazy. Cyborg did his usual routine by setting up a difficult obstacle course for gym class. Beast Boy was still the head chief in the cafeteria, Starfire instead of showing off poems from her home planet, decided to sing some songs from it instead.
"I can't take much more of this!" shouted Number 2 as he closed his ears to Number 1.
"I know!" replied Number 1 as he was doing the same thing.
"What was that!" shouted Number 2.
"I said I know!" repeated Number 1.
As poetry class was over, Number 1 and 2 were about to crack in front of the rest of Sector V.
"I can't take much more of this" said Number 1 as he leaned on Number 5's shoulder crying.
"Don't worry" said Number 5, "it's going to be all over this afternoon."
"You mean today is the day?" asked Number 2 as he cheered up a little.
"Yep" said Number 86 as she was coming into the scene, "today is the day those Titans go back to being super heroes and leave us alone."
"When are those Delightful Dorks going to show up?" asked Number 4.
"Anytime now" replied Number 86, "I gave them the benefit of the doubt of them having the first strike against us using their new invention."
"Are you sure that was a wise decision?" asked Number 1.
"I'm sure of it" replied Number 86, "when the Titans hear our cries for help they'll stop doing whatever they are doing and go back to their super hero business."
As the hour was approaching, the KND were getting worried that the Delightful Children were not going to show up like they have planned. As the bell was about to ring to end school, the Delightful Children made a crashing entrance with their new machine. It was modified through the technology left back by Slade, but it was enough to make the Delightful Children's previous machines look worthless.
"So, are we ready to begin?" asked the Delightful Children.
"Bring it on" said Number 86, "Kids Next Door, battle stations!"
The rest of Sector V took out their weapons and started to fire at the Delightful Children's machine that they were in. The machine, however had some added armor onto it, which was useful in deflecting the attacks by the KND.
"Is that all you have against us?" asked the Delightful Children, "Good thing we still have all of our ammo."
The Delightful Children then armed their machine with a variety of rockets and lasers. The lasers tried to attack the KND, but Number 1 dodged the lasers as did Number 2. Suddenly a rocket was fired at Numbers 1 and 2, and when the rocket exploded, Numbers 1 and 2 were glued to the floor.
"These rockets have glue in them" said Number 2 as he was trying to struggle to free himself.
"You Delightful Children said you agreed to fake an attack on us" said Number 1 as he was struggling to get himself free, "not make a real one."
"We secretly had our fingers crossed" said the Delightful Children as they gave a giggle, "did you think we would actually keep our promise? Oh sure we agreed with you that the Titans were driving us nuts just like you. But we also figured why throw a way a good opportunity of also destroying you Kids Next Door."
"Numbers 3 and 5" said Number 2 as he called on his communicator, "we're in a sticky situation here!"
"Don't worry" said Number 5 as she was aiming her weapon at the Delightful Children's machine, "we're going to help you out."
Number 5 and 3 joined the battle and started to fire their weapons against the Delightful Children. The Delightful Children turned their machine around and fired two rockets at Numbers 3 and 5, when the rockets hit them, they were placed in a sticky situation.
"This is Number 86" said Number 86 on her communicator, "the Delightful Children have tricked us and have ambushed us. We need back up, now!"
"What can I do to help?" asked Number 4.
"Get the Teen Titans to help" replied Number 86, "I don't know how much time I have left."
"But this was suppose to be a fake attack" said Number 4.
"I know" said Number 86, "but the Delightful Children have tricked us."
As Number 4 left the battle scene, the Delightful Children spotted Number 86.
"Well, well, well" said the Delightful Children, "looks like you might have made the dumbest mistake yet. Did you think we would have followed in line with you KN Dumbs?"
"S-stay b-back" said Number 86 as she was pointing her weapon at the Delightful Children and their machine, "I-I'm a-armed!"
"Time to put you in a sticky situation" said the Delightful Children as they aimed their rocket with the help of their lasers.
The rocket was then fired at Number 86, and as the rocket exploded like the others, Number 86 found herself glued to the floor. The Delightful Children laughed with pride as they saw their enemies glued to the floor. Meanwhile, Number 4 was racing back to the tutoring room where Raven was about to leave.
"Raven, I need your help" said Number 4 as he was trying to catch his breath.
"You mean you want me to help you with your homework?" asked Raven as she was about to close the door.
"Not that" replied Number 4, "my friends are in trouble. We sort of made a deal with the Delightful Children to make a phony attack on the Kids Next Door so that you would get back to the super hero business."
"Let me guess" said Raven, "the other Titans were driving everybody else crazy? Right?"
"Right" replied Number 4 then he got down on his knees, "so please call them to fight the Delightful Children. They got a huge machine that has glue rockets and tracking lasers."
"I'll see what I can do" said Raven.
Raven then called the other Titans on her communicator. The other Titans then showed up as fast as they could.
"What seems to be the problem?" asked Robin as he was quickly putting his janitor clothes away.
"It seems like our friend here needs help" replied Raven, "they planned a fake attack to be orchestrated by the Delightful Children so that we can get back to our super hero business."
"You mean you KND don't like my training courses?" asked Cyborg to Number 4 as he came into the hallway.
"Are you crazy?" replied Number 4, "Of course my other teammates don't like them."
"And my vegetarian meals?" asked Beast Boy as he was placing the chief hat down.
"I'm afraid not" replied Number 4.
"How about my poems and songs from my home planet?" asked Starfire.
"Sorry, but no" replied Number 4.
"So it seems like we have no choice but to go back to being super heroes again" said Robin, "come on, what does this machine look like?"
"And how bad can it really be?" asked Beast Boy.
Suddenly the machine that the Delightful Children were controlling lifted up the roof that the Titans and Number 4 were under.
"Well look what we have here" said the Delightful Children, "I think Wally for the first time was smart enough to actually tell the Titans what was going on."
"You'll never get away with this" said Robin as he took out his fighting rod.
"Yea" said Number 4, "the Titans will kick your butt!"
"Then bring it on!" shouted the Delightful Children.
"Titans, go!" commanded Robin.
The Titans prepared for battle and started to charge at the Delightful Children. At the same time, the Delightful Children were also charging their machine at the Titans. Not even Number 4 knew if the Titans were going to survive this or not.