THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO REVIEWED! I'M NOW A HAPPY PERSON!
Disclaimer: Aww shit. I don't own it but I wish I did. WIGGLE WIGGLE! I also do not own Girl Got Game or Kare Kano….. sob
Well, here's the second chapter people. Hope you like it! wink, wink
Hmmm, should I discontinue this story? I probably will because I can't think of anything else. AHHH! Brain Fart! LOL. Sesshoumaru will explain in the chapter.
This chapter will feature Sesshoumaru and Kagura and Rin! HOORAY FOR SESSHY!
Chapter 2: The Planning and the Hobo Bashing
Sess + Kagu are lying on their stomaches on the floor.
Sess: I like that dress. It's pink
Kagu: I like that tux. It's all black.
Sess: I'm bored.
Kagu: Me too.
Sess: I KNOW! LET'S GO SHOPPING!
Kagu: HOORAY FOR SESSHY!
Rin: Let's shop for Girl Got Game! Hurray for Girl Got Game! And Kare Kano!
( Amy's note: I just got GGG vol. 1-6! does a happy jig )
( Tracy's note: You're pathetic)
( Amy's note: SHUT UP! YOU ALSO WANT TO READ IT!)
( Tracy's note: Oh, well. On with the story!)
( Amy's note: Hideaki's girl farm! MWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!)
Sess: Let's not and say we did.
Rin: But daddy, you're my best friend!
Sess: This Sesshoumaru shall not spoil you.
Rin: pouting Daddy…..
Kagu: Sesshy….fluffy…..
Sess: AHHHH! goes insane regains sanity Ahem. Fine. Let's go shopping.
Kagu + Rin: HURRAY! GO DADDY! GO BEST FRIEND! GO FLUFFY! GO MARSHMALLOW MAN! HURRAY!
(A/N: UP, DOWN,UP,DOWN,UP,DOWN,UP,DOWN,UP,DOWN! MWA HA HA HA!)
SOMEWHERE ELSE
Inu: Hmmmm, nothing to do….hmmmm……HOBO VOODOO!
(A/N: Hobo is Hojo in case you don't know.)
FIVE MINUTES LATER
Inu: There! Done! Now, time for some action!
HOBO IN FRONT OF A COSTUME STORE
Hobo: Ummmm, maybe that pink bunny suit will suit me!
Inu: puts a pink bunny suit on Hobo doll
makes voodoo doll do da chicken dance
Hobo
in a pink bunny suit dancing da chicken dance
Hobo: BOK, BOK….BOK, BOK!
Some random kid: Look mommy! A bunny chicken mutant! Let's join!
Ze motha: NOOO! pushes kid away
Kagome and Sesshoumaru, Rin and Kagura arrive.
Kag: OMG! Is that Hojo?
Rin: No, it's Hobo!
Kag: Hurray for Hobo!
Inu
Inu: Awww….no fun. Didn't believe in voodoo anyways. drops voodoo doll joins Sango in smacking Miroku
Hobo
suddenly stops lies on ground
Hobo: moan Brain….FART flatulence
Rin: Daddy, what's a brain fart?
Sess: A "Brain Fart" is when all the chemicals transports to your ahem and you flatulence.
Rin: In English?
Sess: Your brain sends a message to your butt so then you can fart.
Rin: Can you do a brain fart?
Sess: This Sesshoumaru does not fart with his butt or his brain.
Rin: Then what do you fart with?
Sess: Uh…I don't know! blush
Rin: Then how do you let it all out?
Sess: Through my tail! OF COURSE! THROUGH MY TAIL!
Rin: You mean there's a hole in your tail?
Sess: gets pissed off AHHHH! goes insane for a 2nd time regains sanity Yes, I do have a hole in my tail
(A/N: Sarcasm, DUH!)
Rin: COOL, BEST FRIEND!
Sess: rolls eyes
Inu: Now that I've finished smacking Miroku, what should I do now? DING! OF COURSE! MORE HOBO BASHING! picks up voodoo doll
Inu: Now, what shall I make him do? Hmmm, hmmmm, hmmmmm, hmmmmm, BRAIN FART! flatuences AHHHHH…….
Kag: Hi Inu-baby! What'cha doing?
Inu: Figuring what to make HOBO do.
Kag: Make him run around naked saying," I'm the biggest man-whore in the world!"
Inu: Hmmm, good idea… wiggle wiggle takes off bunny suit + clothes (A/N: Awww, sick man!)
Inu in Hobo imitation: I AM THE BIGGEST MAN-WHORE IN THE WORLD!
Hobo
Hobo: clothes suddenly disappear + bunny suit starts running around I'm the biggest man-whore in the world!
Sess: covers Rin's eyes and his eyes
Rin: Daddy, what's a man-whore?
Sess: It's a man who is a whore 'cept he's a man.
Rin: Oh, I get it!
Hobo: still running around naked
Inu+Kag
Inu: MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! KU KU KU KU KU KU KU!
Kag: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Inu: Ok, lets stop.
Kag: 'kay!
Inu: drops Hobo doll
HOBO
Hobo: suddenly falls down (stomach)
(A/N: That's a relief!)
Hobo: turns around moan BRAIN FART once again…. flatulence
(A/N: Oh, the horror! Oh, the agony! faints )
Audience: You awake yet?
Yuki Fanatics: Huh? Oh, yes!
Audience: So git on with the story!
Yuki Fanatics: Oh, ok…sorry…just couldn't the horror. LOL!
The mall securities: Put some clothes on him! I can't stand the sight of people naked in public.
Hobo: regains consciousness Hey, where'd my clothes go! AHHH! I get it! You're trying to rape me! runs around mall again AH! RAPIST ON THE LOOSE! HELP!
Everybody: o-0;
Rin: What's a rapist daddy?
Sess: A man or woman who wants to have ahem with you but you don't want to so they force you.
Rin: Are you a rapist daddy?
Sess: NO! NO! NO! I'm not like Micheal Jackson!
(A/N: Sorry to all Micheal Jackson fans!)
Kagu: Can we buy my dress now! And the tuxedo, ring,shoes, cake and more…
Sess: Ok! LET'S GO!
Rin: I'm going to Chapters to read manga!
Sess: Ok, but be careful! Don't want to have a rapist stalking you! And stay there until we come to get you!
Rin: OKIE DOKIE! smile
Sess and Kagu goed to different stores.
NOW! Time for the author's RAMBLING ABOUT CRAP AND ANIME/MANGA!
WELL, that concludes this chapter! If you want more, REVIEW!
P.S.: I'm not in the mood to write so I might discontinue this story…And Tracy, why do I have to write and type it all up! kills Tracy
WAIT! ONE MORE THING! Ok, in my (Amy') math class,there are these 3 REALLY gay guys.
Jason: 7th grader
Allan: 5th grader
Henry: 6th grader and some math nerd.
These are two of their conversations.
Jason: Why are you so into moms?
Henry: I'm not.
Allan: My husband's my pencil case! (This had nothing to do with the question.)
Henry: Are you a dim wit?
Jason: No, he's a virgin.
Henry: How do you know?
They were talking about Allan the gay ass math nerd #2.
But hey! Who fucking cares? All of them are math nerds and that's that!
But their conversations are SOO hilarious! Good thing I'm leaving on Saturday so I don't need to listen to their gay ass ramblings about moms and virgins. LOL!
OMG! TENCHI MUYO IS AWESOME BUT I ONLY READ 1 VOLUME BUT OH, WHAT THE FUCK! WHO CARES? shrug
I ALSO LOVEEEEEEEE NAUSICAA! It is just plain awesome! Gundam SEED also rocks and I want to see Gundam SEED DESTINY!
HEE HEE HEE! I got the second Inuyasha movie for only 5 BUCKS! Is that a good deal or what! And GSD was also for 5 bucks! ALL ANIME WAS FOR 5 BUCKS PER DISC! I love that video store! HUGS IT TO DEATH
Well, thanks to everyone who reviewed! hands you a cyber box of pocky
Well, ja minna-san!
Yuki Fanatics