Writer's Block Fanfic of Randomosity

(Crossover Fanfic)

Starring: from YGO: Kaiba, Ryou, Bakura, and Meric (good one)

from YYH: Kurama and Hiei

from One Piece: Zolo

from Ruroni Kenshin: Sanosuke

and other random people as I think of them.

As for the setting, they don't know this, but they've been dropped in France. Sounds like fun, doesn't it?

Kaiba: I don't like fun.

MonPetitLoupDeMort: Be quiet. You love fun. And go away, unless you'd like to tell the folks out there about the copyrights.

Kaiba: MonPetitLoupDeMort does not own any of the animes portrayed in her story. Although she wishes that she did, and often daydreams about it.

MonPetitLoupDeMort: Enough said.

RyouGood Bakura BakuraEvil Bakura When people say Bakura, they mean Ryou.

someone thinking> (action, movement, description, or something happening)

Last note- I tried to put everyone in character (mostly out of the English versions, and what little I saw or read of the Japanese versions), but this is my first written fanfic, so they may be ooc at times. Please bear with me. I will do my best and try to improve, but there are some good parts (or so my friends tell me) so please be kind. Also please review at the end, whether you liked it or disliked it. Constructive criticism and Favorite moments are always welcome. (sorry that Irambled on and on)

MonPetitLoupDeMort: All done with the intro, now on to the good part. The story! Yay! (Shutting up)

(A large swirly black portal thingy opens into Anime World TM and grabs random people. Who knows where they will end up? (Besides for all the smart readers out there))

(Kaiba, Meric and Bakura are wandering the streets. Kaiba is leading)

Meric: I think we're lost.

Kaiba: Nonsense, I know exactly where we're going.

Bakura: (To Ryou) Sure he does. I mean big black portals just open up and drop him in random places every day. (Slightly maniacal laugh)>

Ryou: Shhh.

Meric: Did you say something, Bakura?

Ryou: Uhh…Nope!

Kaiba: (snappy) What are you two to lagging for? Hurry up, or I am going to leave you behind!

(Ryou and Meric run and catch up)

Bakura: (To Ryou) We'd be better off without him anyway.>

Ryou: (ignoring Bakura) Why don't we ask someone for directions?

Kaiba: Because, in case you haven't noticed, there is no one out here to ask for directions!

Meric: (quietly to Ryou) He's a little grouchy today, isn't he?

Ryou: (quietly back to Meric) It's probably just being dropped into some strange land, when he doesn't even believe in magic. He'll get over it. (mutters to self) I hope.

(Kaiba turns a corner. Meric andRyou hear a loud thump, and then some yelling.Ryou and Meric run to see what the problem is. They turn the corner to find Kaiba in a ferocious argument with a short, pointy haired boy dressed all in black. The boy is accompanied by another boy who was tall with vividly red hair. The tall one is restraining and trying to calm down the short one.)

Hiei: (to Kaiba) Stupid ningen! When I get my katana, you will pay dearly for running into me! Do you hear me!(to Kurama) Get off me fox!

Kurama: (to Hiei) I told you! I'm not going to let you kill anyone!

Kaiba :(to Hiei) You kill me? Ha! You midget couldn't kill a fly!

Hiei: (to Kurama) I won't kill him. Just maim him enough to remember me.

Kaiba: (to Hiei) How could I ever forget you, you miserable midget freak!

(At this point Hiei breaks free, but Kurama has taken his katana. Hiei and Kaiba are circling, looking for openings to attack. Just before the clash Meric grabs Kaiba and Kurama catches Hiei again. Both struggle furiously)

Meric: Sorry, my um… friend is in a little bit of a bad mood today. He just isn't himself.

Kaiba: I am perfectly sane. Just let me go and I'll prove it. Right after I mess up his (Hiei's) face!

Meric: No, you are not. So please be quiet. (to Kurama) Oh, I'm sorry. Where have my manners gone? I am Meric. This is Kaiba. And that… Wait a sec, where has Bakura gone? He was just here a moment ago. Well, guess we'll just have to go find him later.

(Bakura had taken over, and snuck off in the diversion of Hiei and Kaiba's almost-fight.)

(Hiei and Kaiba have calmed down now, somewhat)

Kurama: Well, I am Kurama, and shining Mr. Sunshine right here answers to Hiei.

(Hiei jerks free, crossed arms and starts sulking. Kaiba pulls free a moment later and starts tending to his deck. Kurama and Meric just sigh.)

Kurama: (to Meric) Seeing as our "darling" charges are getting along so well, why don't we just go over there and chat by ourselves?(He points to a spot, not too far away, where they will be able to see the troublemakers, andshould put them out of earshot)

Meric: Sure. (He is relieved to be relieved of responsibility for Kaiba, even temporarily)

Hiei: Hn.

Kaiba: Humph.

(Out of earshot)

Kurama: Sadly, that is getting along well, for Hiei.

Meric: I don't know if Kaiba even does getting along well

Kurama: Are you from here?

Meric: No, are you?

Kurama: No. Do you have any idea of where here is?

Meric: Not a clue. I take it that you don't know either?

Kurama: Nope.

(Hiei and Kaiba think that no one is watching, and have begun to chat amiably about Hiei's fights and Kaiba's duels and escapes from assassination. Kurama laughs lightly at their behavior. Meric looks around confused, then sees Hiei and Kaiba and looks even more confused.)

Kurama: So, how did you get here?

Meric: A large black portal dropped…uh…I mean…um…

Kurama: Oh, how coincidental. Same thing happened to us.

(Meric is getting suspicious that Kurama is making fun of him, and starts to leave)

Kurama: No, honest. A big black portal sucked us up right in the middle of combat practice.

(Meric hesitantly changes his mind and decides to stay)

Meric: Really? (still hesitant, cautious) Where are you from?

Kurama: Um…uh… Ningenkai.

Meric: Really? (eyebrow raise) As opposed to where?

Kurama: (quickly) Makai. Uh, just a joke. Heh. Sorry?

Meric: I'm starting to think that you are weirder than your friend. What was his name again? Hieie? Hirei?

Hiei: It's Hiei. H-I-E-I. Hiei.

Meric: So much for out of earshot.

Hiei: Well of course a demon can hear you from just over there. I could hear you about a continent away. (Hiei is starting to get annoyed.)

Meric: A WHAT! (Meric is flipping out. Kaiba isn't even surprised of shocked)

Hiei: A demon. D-E-M-O-N. Demon. I swear ningens are getting stupider every-(Kurama cuts him off)

Kurama: (hurriedly) I'm sorry, my friend is a little insane. He suffers from delusions of himself and I being demons.

Meric: Ok… Well, maybe my friend and I will be going now.

Kaiba: No, we stay together. As strangers in a strange land, we should stick with our trusted acquaintances. Strength in numbers and whatnot. (in a tone leaving no room for argument)

Meric: Ok…

Hiei: (to Kaiba) Coward.

Kaiba: (to Hiei) Fool.

Hiei: The term is baka, you baka ningen.

Kaiba: Well then, I'm sorry. Baka Maken(as in Makai) Fool.

(Hiei starts fuming. Kaiba and Kurama walk off down random street. Meric and Hiei follow.)

Kurama: (sarcasticly to Kaiba) Are you always so tactful?

Kaiba: Only when I'm in a good mood.

Kurama: (no longer sarcastic) Oh, really? Why are you in a bad mood today?

Kaiba: I'm not. Today is pretty much a good day.

Kurama: Oh…

Well, that's it for the first chapter. I have more written, but lack the time to type it up at the moment. But I promise there will be more, hopefully soon. If I get reviews them they will probably come sooner. I hope you liked it, but bye for now.(I hope Alee read this. She will kill me when she figures out who I am. In a good way.) See you again soon!