Worlds Collide Chapter 3: Small Revelations, a yu-gi-oh fanfic

More from me. Since I put this up at the same time as the second chapter, I don't have any more reviewers to thank. So, anybody wwant to suggest cross-series couples? I have a few ideas, but if anyone has a good one please reviw and tell me. Maybe I'll put it in!

Now on to our main attraction.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Malik (to Kurama) - We're lost.

Kurama (to Malik) - Yup, but macho-leader-boys won't admit it.

Hiei+Kaiba (in unison) - We can hear you two!

(They turn to each other)

Hiei- So you're no longer deaf?

Kaiba- So you're no longer dumb? (As in unable to speak, not stupid)

Malik- Hey! There's a person! (Points at random person alone on the sidewalk)

Kaiba- Well, lets go talk to him or her. (Walks off)

Kurama (thinks to Hiei) - Can you read their mind?

Hiei (thinks to Kurama) - I thought I was "just a ningen with delusions of being a demon"?

Kurama (to Hiei) - You know that we can't very well just spook off the ningens.

Hiei (to Kurama) - I don't see why we need to keep the ai ya ningens around anyway. Especially the one with the attitude.

Kurama (to Hiei)-Because we might need their help. (To self) And you need a 'playmate' to keep you occupied. (To Hiei) So can you read his mind?

Hiei- Of course, but it's all gibberish.

Kurama- Can you pick out any specific thought?

Hiei- Sure. "Jou new say pa" keeps popping up. Also "Key est ke two eh'' came up when the ningens started talking to him.

Kurama- Oh. The phrases were "Je ne sais pas." and "Qui est-ce que tu es?'' , right?

Hiei- Yeah. You understand him?

Kurama (speaking out loud to Hiei now) - Toto, I don't think we're Kansas anymore.

Hiei- You know? I really dislike it when you start using those ningen phrases. And never call me Toto ever again.

Kurama- (starts walking over to Kaiba, Malik, and the stranger) Ok... Toto.

Hiei- Ghaaaah!(Kurama smiles)

Kurama- Come on, you don't want to be left behind. (Thinks to Hiei) And don't you dare take off that headband, or I'll have to knock you out and drag you along.

Hiei- Grumble, grumble, coming, grumble.

(They catch up with Kaiba and Malik)

Stranger(to Kaiba)- Tu est française?

Kaiba- Non, je suis japonais.

Stranger- Tu parle français bien.

Kaiba- Eh. Ou est-ce que nous?(Where are we?)

Stranger- Vous ete en France.

Kaiba- Oh,...um. Merci. Au revoir.

Stranger- Au revoir. (leaves)

Malik (to Kurama) - What the heck is going on here? Did that guy say France?

Kurama- Well, to recap, we are in France, the streets and buildings are devoid of any signs of life, and your friend and I speak fluent French.

Malik (to Kaiba) - Why in the world would you speak French?

Kaiba- Because I detest using a translator as a go-between. And it impresses the natives, which is good for making foreign business deals.

Hiei (sarcastically)-And why might that be?

Kaiba- Because they seem to think that anyone who does business in America or visits America becomes lazy and expects everyone else to learn English, instead of taking the initiative to learn a foreign language.

(Note from MonPetitLoupDeMort. That is not a reflection of my views of Americans or Europeans. I just thought it was something Kaiba might say in the situation. Don't shoot the author. Thank you for listening. I now return you to your regularly scheduled fanfic.)

Hiei- Well that's some really helpful information. We now know what country we're in and what language to speak, but we still have no real idea where we are. (Some sarcasm slips into his voice) And the streets are just teeming with people to ask.

(Everyone stares down empty street)

Malik- Well, what else can we do. (Starts walking again)

Kurama- Sounds good to me. (Falls in step with Malik. They start chatting. Hiei and Kaiba follow, keeping an eye out for any surprises that might be in store for them.)

So, thank you for reading, and I will update again soon! I promise.

Bye-Bye!