Be Careful What You Wish For

Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing. I wish I did...

Summary: Alucard constantly annoys Seras about the fact of her trying to keep a grip of her humanity. Seras, on the other hand, is starting to be fed up with her Master. She secretly wishes he could feel what she felt about her humanity, and well... everything else! Never wish for anything you might regret later on, since it is possible that the wish could come true.

Chapter One- Boredom

The No-Life-King tilted on the back legs of the throne like a chair. His feet were on the table, messing up all the neat piles of paper that were on it. He stared lazily up at the light that was flickering on and off. The rain pounded on the windows behind him and a crack of thunder was heard every now and then. Sitting there, waiting for something to happen, like the phone to ring, calling the agency out about a FREAK outbreak, or Anderson calling, threatening Hellsing even more, or anyone that Alucard could have fun with playing with their minds. The phone hadn't rung since Integra left the office and nothing happened. Alucard sat in the chair, bored out of his mind.

Alucard went to Integra's office seeking some more excitement. The dungeon was very boring and the only entertainment to him was now asleep in her coffin. At least he had fun training Victoria and making fun of her humanity. She was so easy to bother, unlike Walter and Integra. For now, Alucard was going to bother Integra till the sleeping beauty got up. He did find a twisted joy in annoying his master, or playing with her mind.

"Alucard, why are you sitting in my chair?" Integra closed the door behind her as she approached him. He gave her a huge grin.

"Is this your chair? I'm so sorry…" Alucard said in a sarcastic voice.

"I have no time for your little jokes. I have to get a speech prepared for the next meeting. Can you exit my office and leave me in peace."

"Damnit! I'm busy! There's no time to fool around. I wish he'd get up and leave! I have work to do!" Integra thought to herself.

Alucard stood up from the chair and gave Integra a bigger grin, "Master, you should stop worrying about work so much and more about yourself. I imagine even you must lust for something... a bit more peaceful. I'm always here to fill you desires." Alucard was enjoying himself as he saw Interga's confused face. It soon went back to her stern face.

"Alucard, get out. I have no time to deal with you." She pointed to the door.

Alucard tilted his hat to his master, "as you wish," he went through the floor.

"Was that vampire hitting on me?" Integra shook the thought from her head. She sat down in her chair and grabbed a cigar. She lit it and let the heavy smoke travel into her lungs. She got back to her mountains of paper work.

Walter, the Hellsing butler was stocking the 'fridge' with new blood. Alucard couldn't help but try to pester Walter into giving him a little snack.

"Lord Alucard, it's feeding time. There is no need to bother me into giving you a snack, but since you're here…" Walter handed the vampire two pails of ice, each containing a pack of medical blood. "Take this pail down to Miss Seras and the other is yours."

"What do you think I am? A butler!" Alucard snapped at the butler.

"I know that you like having your share of blood. It would be a crying shame if your blood supply was cut off," the butler gave the No-Life-King a grin and walked off to his other duties he had to attend.

Alucard made his way to the dungeons and he knocked on Victoria's door. No answer... He could have some fun if she was still asleep. He quietly slipped through the walls with both pails. He put them both on the table and got a knife from his pocket. Alucard started to cut away at his own neck making his head fall into his hands. Controlling his body he opened the coffin and allowed his head to squeeze through. He closed it gently, and waited beside Victoria. She was peacefully sleeping, unaware that the head of her master was staring at her.

"Police girl.. Get up." Alucard said quietly with a wide smirk on his face. She slowly opened her eyes, soon to be in full terror. She gave a loud, high pitched scream and moved away from the head.

"Master! Even though I'm undead, you shouldn't scare me like that!" Seras pushed the button that made the coffin's lid go up. She sat up slowly and tried to hide the huge blush on her face.

Alucard was laughing, as his head was placed back on its body, "undead should never be scared. A true vampire is never scared… Even in the face of danger! You're as easily scared as a little school girl." With that, Victoria stood up and faced her master.

"I'm not that easily scared master, but it is natural for humans to be scared! It doesn't happen everyday that a person wakes up with a head beside them! You almost gave me a heart attack!"

Alucard's grin got wider, "it's hard for me to give you a heart attack… You are already dead, as I already told you five times this week. It's natural for humans to be scared because they're lesser beings. Vampires like us are superior, and shouldn't get scared. Besides, I've woken up to a headless and limbless body. There's nothing new to see a head beside you. Learn to be less scared, police girl."

"Just don't scare me like that again Master..." Seras sat at the small table.

"You should have seen your face, police girl! It was priceless… I've never seen someone that scared in my long life time!"

Seras was zoning out her master's voice. She stared at the blood packet in her hands. She tore the top and drained the contents into a nice soup bowl. She grabbed her spoon and closed her eyes as she dipped it in the red liquid. Victoria licked the spoon, but put back in the bowl. "I can't do it! It's just so wrong to drink blood!"

Alucard was sitting across from Victoria, with the medical bag straw in his mouth. His orange glasses were on the tip of his nose, exposing his surprised eyes. He was just staring at her, making her blushing slightly. "Who eats blood like a soup! Are you sure you aren't Canadian! I heard from someone over there that they drink blood as a soup! I never saw anyone do that before! I swear sometimes you aren't my fledgling!" Alucard shook his head.

"There's nothing wrong with drinking blood as if it were a soup!" Seras protested in her defence.

"As there's nothing wrong with ignoring your hunger. You are becoming weaker each day by not having your blood. What do I have to do to make you drink human blood? I'm just curious, but then perhaps we can get to the fun part of training. You're still too much of a human to drink blood. Now I even regret making you a vampire..." Alucard got up and was about to leave the room, until a sound reached his ears and he turned around. Victoria was gulping down spoonfuls of blood at time. Blood was dripping from the corners of her mouth as she ate.

She stopped for a second, "Master, I'm not a human anymore… I'm a vampire!" It took all what Seras had to let that sentence come out. She continued to eat.

"That's great! Because I was going to start calling you 'Kitten' if you didn't start," He was just about to leave then…

Seras asked him, "do you really regret turning me into a vampire?" She got up from her chair and moved towards Alucard.

"Of course not, you're my biggest challenge ever! Training a human like you is... interesting. You missed some blood on your face. Here, let me get it for you."

Alucard took his white glove off and ran his finger on her chin, catching the blood. He licked the blood off his finger and put the glove back on, "blood is never meant to be wasted, remember that," he tipped his hat and walked through the wall. Seras was now red from head to toe.

Victoria got out her uniform and was about to change. Something felt out of place, but she just ignored it. A strange vision of her undressing came to her mind. She shook the thought out of her head and got behind the screen. As she was in the process of changing, she heard a creak. Peeking through one of the small holes in the screen, she saw Alucard sitting on a chair. He was just sitting there casually. Seras blushed madly as she quickly put on her top and got around the corner.

"MASTER! What are you doing here! Haven't you ever heard of privacy!"

"Yes, I have and it's a silly human term. By now you must realize I've seen many things in this mansion. Some are more interesting than others," Alucard smirked.

Seras' eye was twitching, "sometimes I just wish you knew something called humanity, or what I go through everyday with you harassing me about it! I wish you could know what I always feel!" Seras charged towards Alucard and slapped him, breaking his glasses, and she stomped out of the room.

Alucard whistled, "someone has a temper."

The No-Life-King started to laugh, "me know about humanity? I lost mine over four hundred years ago!"

Alucard remained in the chair, just thinking, until he heard a knock. Walter walked into the room, "Lord Alucard, may I have a word with you?"

Alucard smirked at him, "what is it, Walter?"

Walter stood in front of Alucard, "it has to do with young Miss Victoria. She was awfully upset when she came upstairs for a bath. May I asked what you did this time?"

"I just told her that I was keeping an eye on her… Nothing other than the usual. I told her to let go of her humanity, you know."

"Alucard, you have to realize she's very sensitive about privacy and her humanity… For an old vampire you sure don't know that much about women, and here's your snack. I know I can't come down here without a pack of blood." Walter tossed the medical blood to Alucard, who caught it. He left and closed the door behind him.

Alucard sipped the blood, "It tastes a bit odd... This has to be spoiled blood or something! It has never tasted this bad!" Alucard drank every last drop. "That was the worst blood ever..."

Outside the hallway Seras finished a pack of medical blood. Walter came by and got the empty bag. "Enjoy your evening snack Miss Victoria?"

"Yes I did... Revenge tastes so sweet… I hope my master doesn't mind tomato juice instead of his normal blood," the police girl laughed as she walked towards her chamber. Victoria wiped some spilt blood from her chin, and the horrible thought came to her mind. She drank blood! Gripping her stomach she ran to the nearest facilities.

Alucard had the last laugh over Seras 'revenge' attempt. She may have tampered with his blood but she was vomiting a good part of the night.

"Pathetic humanity," Alucard murmured to himself before falling asleep for the day.

Alucard was awakened that evening by heavy foot steps on the stone stair way, hearing the huge metal door close. That only meant Walter just dropped off his first bag of blood for the evening. Alucard lifted the coffin door, to him it felt a bit heavier than before. He just shrugged his shoulders and got up from the coffin. The first step he took, it felt like gravity was throwing him forward. Before he'd enjoy his blood he wanted to see if his fledgling would drink hers tonight maybe. Then again, there were chances that she wouldn't, but he'd have a fun time teasing her as usual. Alucard made his way up the stairs and was ready to phase through the door.

Bang!

Alucard came into contact with the heavy door. The vampire was confused to why he didn't phase through the door and why he was over whelmed with pain. 'Must be the tomato juice, has to be a side effect,' he thought to himself, only until he looked down... Then his question was answered.

Hoped you enjoyed it.. Everything will be explained next chapter. Until then enjoy chapter one of my first Hellsing Fic :)