The question, what happened to Alucard? Will be answered this chapter. Thank you for the reviews! Here's chapter two, Nightmare to Reality!
Chapter Two- Nightmare to Reality!
Meanwhile in Seras Victoria's room...
Seras tossed and turned as she 'slept' in her cozy coffin. Beads of sweat ran down her forehead and she would give off an odd sound when her head turned.
"Master!" She squeaked.
The Police girl ran through a thick leafy jungle. It was quiet, a little too quiet, to be a real jungle. As Seras explored it, she saw no animals. Not even the water was running in the river, it was just still. To her, this dream felt very real. She realized it when she ran into a tree by mistake. She felt the pain surge through her body, it wasn't much but it was still pain.
"Master! Sir Integra! Walter!" Victoria called out, no one returned her call. The ex-police girl kept going forward until she saw a small blue light. She picked up her pace and stopped a few feet from the glow. A small woman stood before the young vampire. She wore the funniest hat and clothes Victoria had ever seen. She hovered around The Police Girl with her fairy-like wings.
"Don't worry, Child of the Night, about the realistic dream. You're just in my realm because I have to tell you about something," the pixie zoomed around the vampire's head.
"What do you want from me?" Seras asked.
"Nothing, I just want to tell you that your wish is granted," the small pixie giggled, "you wished for the one called 'Alucard' to feel humanity. I found no better way than to turn him into one."
"Master is a human? Why on Earth would you turn him into one!"
"Just as you wished. I felt pity for you. This will be a good lesson for him and you. If you're wondering who I am… I'm a wish granting Pixie. I just grant simple wishes among people if it will give them a good lesson. I've simply been watching you, and I thought your wish should be granted. In one month's time, your Master should turn back to his normal vampire self, so enjoy this time."
"What lesson should I learn from all this!" Seras was in a bit of a panic at this point. This small pixie was telling her that her Master was now a human, just the one wish the young vampire said in her anger.
"OH! It will come in good time young one. Now get out of my realm please," the wish pixie snapped her fingers.
Seras woke up; she wiped the sweat of her brow. She had to check on her Master! If her dream was true, Alucard would certainly be a tiny bit confused. The young vampire opened the heavy steel door and ran down the stone hallway. Then she heard shrieking coming from the dungeon.
"WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELLS!"
Victoria gulped; her dream did come true or was it in her head? What she couldn't understand was… Why was it a female voice yelling that from the dungeon? Master is not a female! Nor a human! He simply dragged a woman into his cell, right? These thoughts and similar ones ran through her head. As she came closer to the door she came to the conclusion. She was just in the worst dream ever that seemed very real…
The Police Girl put her hand on the cold steel door. She clenched her teeth and shut her eye lids tight. Seras slowly turned the huge handle and pulled the door open. She was too scared to look at the sight before her. She heard soft foot steps coming closer to her, not her Master's usual rough, rhythmic steps. The footsteps stopped in front of her. It was soon followed by a few sniffles, sounded like a woman crying in front of her. Seras was having a panic attack in her mind. Mustering up all her courage she opened her eyes and looked down...
Meanwhile in Walter's Workshop...
Walter was at his desk, observing the blue prints in front of him. He was done all his duties for the night, so far. He thought it would be a bit relaxing to start working on Seras' new gun. She had never felt comfortable with her tall gun, so he figured a smaller one would be for the best. Walter was humming to his classical music that played in the background. His thoughts on the gun were interrupted by a faint "bloody hells!" Walter could barely hear it ring through the vents… Sounded like a woman screaming.
Walter scratched his head, "why on Earth would a woman call out in the Hellsing house… Unless it's Seras being bothered by Alucard again…" The butler shrugged, for once he wished he could sit and put his feet up.
Walter sighed, "Might as well go see what Miss Seras is cursing about…"
The old butler got up from his chair, a bit too fast… A loud thunderous crack was heard, as Walter felt his back snap. He flinched as he stumbled to the near by couch. For so long he was able to ignore his aging back, and the problems it caused. Still, doing his duties without a care and not stopping for one moments rest finally took its toll. Walter started to rub his back slowly... He was in great pain, and he'd rather be shot right now than lay on the couch. There were toilets to clean, Integra's tea and the morning paper to read! He couldn't stay still! Walter slowly got to his feet and bent forward. To avoid the mass pain he had to walk with his back at a ninety degree angle. He slowly got his feet moving, inch by inch.
"Oh! My aching back!" He cried out, like a normal old geezer would…
Seras was speechless, the sight was very... Different. A woman around five foot seven stood in front of her. She had long black hair with bangs covering a good portion of her face. Her eyes were a soft brown, and her face was covered with faint freckles. Seras recognized the orange sun glasses on the edge of her button nose. The clothes she was wearing were identical to Alucard's normal outfit. Too bad those clothes fit a vampire taller than this woman. The long red sleeves draped about a foot from her hands. The pants ends were pooled on the ground and the boot appeared huge on her feet. For the first time in her life, she saw what Alucard really looked like as a woman… It's not like she tried to picture it all the time but sometimes the thought crept up in her mind. Alucard's soft brown eyes were filled with tears, and had red bags underneath them from crying.
"What is wrong with me, Seras what's wrong with me!" Alucard cried out, grapping the police girl's collar and shaking her violently, "look at me! I'm a weakling human! Not even a man anymore! I'm feeling emotions! This isn't right!" Alucard's voice went high pitched, as tears started streaming down his… erm her face.
"M-m-a-st-er! S-tt-tt-oo-o-pp sh-aa-k-k-ii-nn-g me!" Alucard released Seras from his grip.
"I can't even grip well anymore! I have a girlish grip!" Alucard whined, not noticing that Seras was ready to smack her head on the wall, "I am just so overwhelmed! Is it right for humans to be like this sometimes? I haven't been human for over five hundred years!"
"It's normal for humans to experience lots of emotions… All the time…"
"You have to be kidding me! Look! My personality is changing by the minute! I don't want to be a worthless human…" Alucard whined. He took off a boot and flung it towards the wall behind Seras… It was only a couple of meters away… Still he didn't get the boot even remotely close to hitting the wall.
The No-Life-Queen continued to whine, "how can humans do anything! They're so weak and their emotions are trivial! Besides, the female body needs some adjustments!" Alucard pointed to the perky breasts on his chest, "these things need to be smaller, I'm loosing my balance just walking..."
Seras was lost for words. Alucard didn't seem to have changed one bit… Well, maybe he was a bit more whiney than usual. He was still going on about how humans were still the lesser race.
"Master, I was a female human for more than eighteen years... Don't complain, besides might do you some good…"
"Do me some good?" The female Alucard started to laugh, "this is just a bad nightmare... The mighty Alucard… A human!"
"Master, this is no dream… You're a female human… Are you going through denial?"
"Not yet… If this keeps up, I might... Go insane! I have this urge to give you a hug and tell you I love you…" Alucard paused, starting to sweat, "Is that normal?"
"Ah... Maybe for some teenage girls…" Seras sighed, just great!
"This will last only for a month… So I think you should just live with it."
"How do you know!"
"Some Pixie in my dream said you'd be a woman for a month… For only one month. I think the great Alucard could stay up for the challenge. Think of it Master, a lesson in empathy and a challenge. Just think of this as a challenge."
"A challenge... I think of it more as a curse… I'm a human… I'd rather be a dog; at least I have fangs that way and can bite people… What am I going to do with these?" Alucard put his right hand up, showing long finger nails, "claw a vampire to death?"
"You can put nail polish on them! And make them look pretty… Other than that there's not much to do with those nails..."
"Humans think looking pretty is a good thing? All it does is it gets vampires to drain their blood sooner than an ugly person's… What a lesser race…"
"Alucard and senior officer Victoria! Please report to my office immediately!" They heard Integra's voice over the intercom.
"We had an intercom down here this whole time? Why doesn't she use it when she wants us?" Seras asked, dumbfounded.
"Usually I can sense when she wants us… Too bad I'm a sissy woman..." Alucard mumbled to 'himself.'
"Before we get going, I think you need some new attire... You'll get a couple of stares wearing that…" Seras almost forgot about how her Master was too small for the clothing.
"What will I wear? Or I can just walk around naked? Wouldn't bother me anyway," Seras blushed at the thought, and shook the thought out her head. Alucard felt his fledgling take 'his' hand. She dragged him to her room. She started digging through her clothes, until she pulled out a black jacket and a pair of sneakers.
"This will do for now," she handed Alucard the clothing, "just put the jacket on instead of that trench coat. Then put on the sneakers, that will be good for now…"
The No-Life-'King' carefully took off the trench coat, and kicked off his boots to the corner. Seras couldn't help it but stare in aw. She never saw him in anything other than his red coat. The Police Girl left the room, with her Master trailing behind her.
As they walked through the Hellsing Mansion, people couldn't help but stare, "is that a new female recruit? She looks awfully familiar he a way." These and similar whispers ran through the hallways. Seras sped up a bit to get away from all the attention.
They finally came to the double doors of Integra's office. Seras sighed and opened the door. Integra was sitting back in her chair with a cigar in her mouth. When she looked up, she didn't look all that pleased, "took you long enough."
"Sorry, Sir Integra!" Seras bowed to her, and quickly took a seat in front of the huge desk.
Integra looked at who was accompanying Seras… Her mouth slightly opened letting her cigar fall to the desk.
"Is this some sick joke? Why is Alucard a female? Explain yourself, damn it!"
Alucard grinned, while Seras thought of what to say next, "about that..."
"A pixie turned me into a human… Or something bazaar, like that… I woke up like this, Master."
Integra slowly got her hand to the phone… She dialed Walter's number with trembling fingers.
"Sir Integra?" Walter's voice calmed her nerves down a bit.
"Can you please come to my office? There's something you must see," Integra put down the phone and sat back. Seras was thinking, hard. While Alucard was sitting in a chair, grinning.
The door opened, Integra lifted an eye brow when she saw no one enter.
"Down here Sir Integra!" Walter said putting a hand up. Integra looked down to see her butler crawling on the ground, "I'm sorry, Sir Integra, I think I pulled a muscle in my back… What is it that you wish for me to see?" Walter looked to the side and saw a pair of nice legs.
"A new recruit?"
Integra put a cigar in her mouth, "that is Alucard as a woman, Walter…"
Indi: I hoped you enjoyed it!
RueNeko: Indi had a lot of grammar mistakes... Hehe... It's THREE dots, not two or five!
Indi: Meh! I like five dots...
RueNeko: -Hitting head on desk- No that's wrong! Three dots! Damn you! Three!
Indi: Until next chapter enjoy!
RueNeko: I say review! Review!
Integra: Damn them all to hell! Damn the river! Why don't I ever get to be the sexy female lead! Usually I have to compete with Seras! Now Alucard too! Damn you crazy author!
Indi: Your welcome LADY Integra.
Integra: I don't care for your petty talk. As soon as he is normal! I call Alucard!
RueNeko: -Loads gun- We'll see about it!
Indi: I call Walter! I mean... Young Walter!
Random Fanboy: I call Seras!
RueNeko: No! I do! She's going to clean my room O.O I need her! -pulls out sexy beating stick-
Alucard: -Cough- I'm standing here... Only Integra wants me. I thought everyone wanted me! Oh and the crazy girl.
Indi: -Beats Random Fanboy with Halberd- My talk space! MINE!
RueNeko: Yes! Iso get Seras!
Walter: -Grins- I have the author wanting me. Over you, Alucard!
Alucard: What ever! I get the crazy one and of course... All those crazy fan girls outside of this story. I have way more than you.
Walter: Only if I was young in the series! Than I would show you!
Indi: Getting too long! Until chapter three.. Amen!
RueNeko: What's that saying?