Hikari: Hello again! I decided to write this little "how to" thing. Me and my friend were walking and so we were very bored so we came up with this! Duo, do the disclaimer!
Duo: Hikari does not own Gundam Wing. Be glad that she doesn't.
Ten Steps to Wake Up Duo.
Hikari: Hello, I am The New Shinigami Hikari, or just Hikari. Me and Heero will help you demonstrate how to wake up the braided man. (Heero looked scared and Duo is snoring)
1. Hikari: Step One, Yell at him.
Heero: DUO! WAKE UP!
Duo: snore.
2. Hikari: Step Two, Yell in his ear!
Heero: (right next to Duo's ear) DUO!
Duo: snore
3. Hikari: Step Three, Bang pots and pans.
Heero: bangs pots and pans
Duo: moves a little then snores
4. Hikari: Step Four, shake him violently.
Heero: shakes violently
Duo: punches Heero in the nose then snores again
5. Hikari: Step Five, Set his alarm clock at that exact moment.
Heero (who has now 2 toilet paper wads in his nose): Sets alarm clock and it rings.
Duo: Throws alarm clock so that it makes a very big crater in the wall and stays there, still sleeping.
6. Hikari: Step Six, Pour water on him.
Heero: pours hot water on him.
Duo: mumbles about monkeys and sleeps
7. Hikari: Step Seven, Pour COLD water on him
Heero: pours cold water on Duo
Duo: swats Heero's hand away and mumbles about gundams
8. Hikari: Step Eight: Jump on him.
Heero: Jumps on him
Duo: pushes Heero off and says something about too much weight
9. Hikari: Step Nine, Shoot his head with a gun like in Gravitation (which i don' t own either)
Heero: Shoots Duo
Duo: doesn't budge and isn't dieing of blood loss.
10. Hikari: Step Ten, mention something about bacon.
Heero: Duo, Quatre made bacon...
Duo: I'M UP! WHERE'S THE BACON! hits Heero on the head.
Hikari: There you have it! Ten ways to wake up Duo!
Heero:
Duo: oopsie!